Nature is scary thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by devine, Aug 28, 2017.

  1. BP

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  2. The Banks

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  3. slhorn

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    But yeah I’d stay on the boat after that.
     
  4. Icculus is a Bammer

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    And never get in water ever again
     
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  5. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Why are you going into the ocean? That's the shark's home!
     
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  6. Shinzon

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    She has giant balls tho. Definitely got in after that. That’s Ocean Ramsey the free diver who dives with sharks for fun. She’s the one that was filmed with “Deep Blue” the world’s largest great white.

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  7. BP

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  8. skiedfrillet

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    i wish they'd use feet like the good lord intended in the king james' bible
     
  9. a.tramp

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    I think we all know how she is going to die some day.
     
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  11. Anison

    Anison Fair and square
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  12. tigr2ndbase

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    AirTags
     
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  13. Shinzon

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    Imagine not knowing a lynx can sound like that, being in the woods, and hearing that shit in the distance.

     
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  14. Fargin' Icehole

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    My son and I woke up to that noise in the middle of the night in a tent. Was terrifying. We were in a rocky hollow so it sounded like it was coming from everywhere.
     
  15. arrdub

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    :ohdear:

    Would be pretty convinced a coven of witches was coming to make me stand in the corner of their basement
     
  16. soulfly

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    Imagine not knowing a lynx sounds like a louder cat getting ready to fight? :idk:
     
  17. MLS

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    #coolstorybro

    She's a top 5 most awesome individual I've ever met.
     
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  18. Capstone 88

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    FYP
     
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  20. Shinzon

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    Easy to see how they get their name. Pretty accurate at that distance too. Every shot a direct hit. Never knew fish did this before seeing this video.

     
  21. pearl

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  22. Duck70

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    God I need to watch this movie again
     
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  23. TableKnight

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    That last guy sure took his time turning around
     
  24. Icculus is a Bammer

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    likely in shock from the sight of a two story home surfing violently down the middle of the street towards him
     
  25. goblue31602

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    Was probably getting a selfie for the Gram
     
  26. Emma

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    I'm sure shitting your breeches is effective too
     
  27. dukebuckeye

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    I’d be trying to drown myself before the shark got to me.
     
  28. BP

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  29. BP

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    You should listen to what a mountain lion sounds like and imagine that in the middle of the woods
     
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  31. The Banks

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    I just don’t understand why these houses aren’t anchored down. Would take $20 and 10 mins to prevent them floating away in this situation.
     
  32. EagleDuck

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    Haven’t heard a mountain lion but as a kid I was absolutely terrified by elk bugling at dusk when in central Oregon on a hunting trip with a friend and his dad. My friend and I were loose on our own while Dad was hunting and were a little lost trying to find our way back to camp.
     
  33. tigr2ndbase

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    I was in Banff last spring and our tour guide was telling us about The Boss. He’s definitely the bad ass of the area. Saw a lot of elk and deer but no bears.
     
  34. CloudBerry

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    You didn't see the Boss but he saw you
     
  35. Shawn Hunter

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    I think that is actually Genghis Khan
     
  36. Joeishere

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    What an absolute unit, wouldn't want to meet him on one of my trips even with 15 cans of beer spray :D

    On the offnote,apparently I'm on the market for a new backpack since one I've borrowed to friends got snatched by a puma or something(idiots not taking all the food out of it...). Been reading a bit(mostly stuff from hunting gear reviews like https://gritroutdoors.com/expert-guides-tutorials/ ) and seems like Tasmanian Tiger should be pretty good
     
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  37. 40wwttamgib

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    Do bears make a habit of eating other bears?
     
  38. Eathan Edwards

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    It's extremely rare so "The Boss" must just be the Dahmer of Banff.

    I think I've heard of it happening once here with adult bears and it just killed it moreso than treated it as a meal.

    Edit: To clarify I'm talking about JH not West Hollywood in case that wasn't obvious.
     
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  39. El Tiburon

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    They certainly do in Wilton Manors.
     
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  40. Eathan Edwards

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    Interesting - I know polar bears do but that's usually when there's no other food source.

    Most of what I've seen is either an adult killing cubs just to trim the competition or a fight to the death between adults. But obviously there is a shitload of food options here.
     
  41. Fargin' Icehole

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  42. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
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  43. El Tiburon

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    Look up Wilton Manors. We may be talking about different types of bears, if you catch my drift.
     
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  44. Eathan Edwards

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    Ah, my WEHO bears.
     
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  45. -Asshole-

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    Take it to the nature is confused thread.