Nature is scary thread

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If nature were a prison, they'd be the bitch.

 

I was on a different planet at some point last night

 

I hate snakes, sneaky motherfuckers

 

Do not like.

 

Looks familiar

 

Yea its grey

 

That's not scary, it's just fucking awesome.

 

Was in the pool last week and looked up to see a bird hunting. It appeared to be a juvenile hawk of some sort. Not huge but not tiny either. I am not a bird expert so it could be anything.

I went out to check the mail a few days later and found the bird chilling in the front yard with a freshly killed squirrel. Bird saw me and took off holding his kill.

 

IGetBuckets

 

It's a cat eat cat world out there.

 

Realized the "one" hawk I saw, was actually one of five. They were all hunting last night above my house. They are decimating the local rabbit/rat population and I couldn't be happier.

Then my neighbor stopped me late yesterday and showed me a pic and video of a full sized bobcat chilling next to my recycling can yesterday morning. Apparently it was in my backyard drinking from the pool. I have an entire episode of the Nature Channel going on in the Dallas suburbs.

 

Did the neighbor not give a copy of pic and video? Post that shit (please)

 

He didn't share it with me but I will try and get it next time.

Someone posted this pic on Nextdoor and it was around the corner from my house so I think its the same one.

 

You're clearly not a field mouse.

 

Did you just assume my species?

 

Jesus Christ, that dude could tip a boat over pretty easily. How do they swim so fast. Would love to see a live video of a hippo swimming under the water at full speed

 

This. How is he so fucking fast?

 

Hippos are actually the deadliest animal in Africa, in terms of human fatalities.

 

Incredibly territorial, you step on their turf and you are hunted.

 

Unless you're an Elephant, then you just do whatever and go wherever the fuck you want.

 

Parted those hippos like elephant Moses

 

Split that river like it was a kardashian’s ass

 

You have to see if it eats cat food

 

They can’t swim

 

A lot of big dick energy with that elephant

 

Not sure if it eats cat food but let’s Justin say the number of “missing cat” posts on NextDoor has skyrocketed since he moved in.

I think it’s more likely he eats cats for food....

 

Put a plate out and a trap cam

 

This guy fucks

 

No anal though because that cock is too big

 

What? You would like to take that huge thing? Even in elephant scale I don’t think it’s safe