Nature is scary thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by devine, Aug 28, 2017.

  1. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    Yeah that’s a no for me.
     
  2. herb.burdette

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  3. broken internet

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  4. HotMic

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  5. Tobias

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  6. HotMic

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    Should they burn the petting zoo down?
     
  7. broken internet

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  8. Icculus is a Bammer

    Icculus is a Bammer marco esquandolas took my job
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    Be a fucked up way to die even if you are a fish

     
  9. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    ”It's okay to eat fish
    Cause they don't have any feelings”

    - Kurt Cobain, 1991 :yousoright:
     
  10. kinghill

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    take it to /r/degloving
     
  11. Shinzon

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  12. HotMic

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  13. BP

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    Good pest control info on the thread too

     
  14. burnttatertot

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    weak beard game
     
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  15. broken internet

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    IMMEDIATELY thought of this.

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    #4165 broken internet, May 16, 2023
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  16. One Two

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    User name checks out
     
  17. Shinzon

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    Looks like an early rejected design option from Game of Thrones.
     
  18. herb.burdette

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  19. broken internet

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  20. soulfly

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    Call me crazy, but if I’m going fishing in a part of the ocean with sharks, I’m doing so on something more substantial than a kayak.
     
  21. IHHH

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    He should try to get on the back of a seal and fish from there while he is at it.
     
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  22. DeToxRox

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    Coming soon to this thread
     
  23. fuxstockings

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    Fuck us.
     
  24. skiedfrillet

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  25. WC

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  26. herb.burdette

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    Sentient Orcas Unite!
     
  27. soulfly

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    Pretty depressing to read that they may or may not be dying from this behavior sort of behavior, and how few are left of the that specific iteration (article cited 39).

    Going to be really sad if orcas die off in my lifetime. Them and elephants :ohdear:
     
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  28. broken internet

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  29. broken internet

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  30. DeToxRox

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    We co-opted whale tail for our own personal gain, but now we must ask ourselves, was it worth it?
     
  31. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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  32. IHHH

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    That was probably not too serious but they kill for territorial reasons and not food

    pretty sure they did not eat that dear
     
    #4182 IHHH, May 20, 2023
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  33. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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  34. When I was in South Africa we did a guided tour on this reserve and I remember the guide took us to this lake where a bunch of hippos were chilling in and we were pretty close and he was going over all these stats about how they are the deadliest mammal in Africa towards humans while the hippos were a few feet away staring at us and I was like maybe this is not the best of ideas to be here
     
  35. IHHH

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    best luxury tourism tour drop ever right here folks, only thing that could have topped it off is if Wad of 100s and Magnums actually saved a baby hippo and brought that non binary individual back home.
     
  36. Shinzon

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    A few Stoffel stories, the GOAT of honey badgers.

    “..after years of living in his own they decided to find him a female companion to join him in the enclosure. First thing Stoffel did? Stood on her head and used her to climb over the wall.” :laugh:

     
  37. I did not expect to name drop South African animal tourism stuff (I studied abroad at Univ of Cape Town for two months and went on 'safari' the last week before coming back home but I am certainly privileged) but I went to this rehabilitation center while in South Africa and went to Stoffel's enclosure. I also saw the Lion area and the male lion there was by far the most massive lion I've ever seen. I guess that fits in with the honey badger narrative that he broke out of his enclosure and was like: first task, kill one of the biggest lions on the planet. Mad lad
     
  38. Shinzon

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    Prison rules. Stoffel’s running the joint.
     
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  39. IV

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    Stoffel has me laughing this morning
     
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  40. Pelican

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    "Ron Williams says he was at the bar on Saturday night into early Sunday morning when a man... "Jumped in the water trying to swim around antagonizing the alligators......."

     
  41. Hank Scorpio

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    I assume this is related to the most recent video posted in the Alive or Not thread...
     
  42. Pelican

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    Correct.
     
  43. sc_chant

    sc_chant Be A Dog
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    Growing up we had a bar in my hometown that had a creek out back with a deck. We would buy chicken necks before going and feed the gators out there. One night, the big one decided he wanted to explore and made his way into the bar through the back door that always stayed open.
     
  44. broken internet

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  45. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Did some recon, looks like a biker bar complete with a confederate flag
     
  46. Icculus is a Bammer

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  47. arrdub

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    I guess lucky it was his arm?
     
  48. goblue31602

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    It's the only thing they've reported he lost :idk:
     
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  49. Whammy Business

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    Still ended his golf career.
     
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  50. Handcuffed

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    Not so fast, my friend!