Nature is scary thread

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  1. Shawn Hunter

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    :notobamanotbad:
     
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  2. One Two

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    Damn it not the puffer you were supposed to get the lion fish
     
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  6. Lucky24Seven

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  7. Fargin'

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  8. Shinzon

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    Makes you think of two massive ancient Roman wrestlers going at it until someone is finally pinned.

    Also, unless your name is David Attenborough, no one should ever talk that much during a wildlife video.
     
  9. beerme

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    I can honestly say it did not make me think of two burly handsome men putting their hands all over each other until they’re rolling around on the ground on top of each other.
     
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  10. a.tramp

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    Lmao. I was watching the Dinosaur series with my boy because he is really into dinosaurs right now, jbr . Attenborough narrates and on occasion is put full screen talking. So my 2 year old literally knows the name of more dinosaurs that I even knew existed and I have no clue how, it is astonishing. So we were watching and he was rattling off dinosaur names and one of those instances occurred where Attenborough appeared. Without hesitation, my boy yelled “ZOMBIE” and immediately jumped off of the couch, snapped his arms out in front of him perpendicular to his body and started walking around saying “he’s a zombie” in a slow drawn out tone until Attenborough disappeared from the screen.

    Our favorite nature narrator is starting to look pretty damn rough.
     
  11. Shinzon

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    You did just describe “bears” lol. But I meant the way they fight. Almost like a wrestling match instead of the bloodbaths you see with other predators.
     
  12. Shinzon

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    You talking about the one on Apple TV? It’s done so well. I would’ve been obsessed as kid. So I can only imagine how cool that is to watch with your son. Yeah it’s probably time for DA to just stick to the voiceovers lol.
     
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  13. a.tramp

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    That is the one. It is fantastic.
     
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    David Attenborough can do whatever the fuck David Attenborough wants for as long as David Attenborough fucking wants.
     
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  16. pearl

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    AI or real?

     
  17. War Grundle

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    Believe it’s real.
     
  18. Hank Scorpio

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  19. Shinzon

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    Another one.. :loldog:

     
  20. Shinzon

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    #4221 Shinzon, Jun 3, 2023
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  22. fuxstockings

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    Absolutely insane but I think they probably survived because iirc baleen whales can't swallow anything bigger than like a softball.
     
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  23. broken internet

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    I imagine being squished around amongst the 8-ft long baleen plates wasn't too fun.

    Like being pulled back and forth through a forest of 8-foot long, 1/2-inch thick dowel rods coated in 40-grit sandpaper.

    I think the descriptive term for motorcycle wrecks is apt here: "abrasive trauma"
     
  24. fuxstockings

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    It definitely hurt like a mother fucker.
     
  25. steamengine

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  26. Pelican

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    Damn that's a really fucked up attack. Usually once they realize it's not a seal or whatever they stop after the initial bite.
     
  27. Sean Connery

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    Allegedly the shark



    Pretty weird for a Tiger to do that
     
  28. soulfly

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    I feel like tiger sharks are notorious for this type of shit, but it’s certainly possible I’m misremembering.
     
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  29. slhorn

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    No way that’s the shark. Way too small.
     
    #4231 slhorn, Jun 9, 2023
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  30. Sean Connery

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    My understanding is that they’re generally pretty lazy. Bull sharks are total pricks, though and I know that from dealing with them while fishing.
     
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  31. Pelican

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    Tiger sharks are 10-14 feet in length so I believe that could be the shark.

     
  32. Sean Connery

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    Eh, I don’t think it actually “ate” the guy. That one in the video is at least 8-9’ or so. Definitely big enough to maim someone to the point where they can’t survive.

    Whether or not that video is the same shark or even related to this incident is a completely different story
     
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  33. Eathan Edwards

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    This was briefly discussed in another thread at some point but Tigers are completely assholes and Bulls just a more diverse version of assholes but can't hit you in short water the same way as Tigers.
     
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  34. milquetoast

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    They caught "a" shark...not "the" shark

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  35. Tarpon Nole

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    bull sharks make up a hugggge portion of shallow water bites/attacks here. Idk about that part of the world
     
    #4237 Tarpon Nole, Jun 9, 2023
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  36. Sean Connery

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    Yep looks like they’re in the top 3 with great whites and bulls. I stand corrected.
     
  37. One Two

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  38. Redav

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    Always pisses me off when they go catch/kill the shark after something like that
     
  39. skiedfrillet

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    really regretting watching that attack
     
  40. Fargin'

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    Yeah no fucking chance I watch that. Never been in the "Alive or not" thread. Hell I can't even watch the 1st 30 sec of a The Dodo vid sometimes. #softaf
     
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  42. Shinzon

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    Seems it should be pretty easy to confirm. Check to see if there are human remains in the stomach or not.
     
  43. pearl

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  44. Pelican

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    Speaking of shark attacks, a while back I saw some people online discussing the Simon Nellist attack in Australia last year (probably still the worst one on tape IMO). They were complaining because the attack was categorized as "provoked" by the International Shark Attack File thingy that UF does. I just now saw where the lead UF guy explained why it was categorized as such.

    https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/s...tion-of-the-recent-shark-attack-in-australia/
     
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  45. IV

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    What’s the name of it?
     
  46. Shinzon

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    Prehistoric Planet. There’s two seasons on Apple TV.
     
    #4248 Shinzon, Jun 10, 2023
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  47. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    "It was crazy."

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  48. WC

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