NBA Thread: Jontay Ohtani

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by hood b. goode, Jun 17, 2022.

  1. PeterGriffin

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    Hi yes can I play one NBA game please? Direct deposit details attached.
     
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  2. DetroitNole

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    Duren is cooking Jokic right now (on offense, jokic getting his buckets too)
     
  3. LuPoor

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    Jokic is intentionally tanking his MVP odds to take additional pressure off the team. What a guy
     
  4. DetroitNole

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    Jokic went on quite a run after I posted that and has 18/5/5 at half. But pistons two centers have 16/9
     
  5. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    Jordan is apparently selling his controlling interest in the Hornets, thank God.

    Co-governors to be Rick Schnall and Gabe Plotkin who I know nothing about, but couldn’t be worse.
     
  6. Lyrtch

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    is it the Plotkin that had his fund annihilated by redditors with gamestop
     
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  7. electronic

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    Yep!
     
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  8. MG2

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    It can always be worse, unfortunately, but best of luck to you and your fanbase.
     
  9. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    From what I’ve heard second hand from folks who worked in non basketball positions in the FO, it was a pretty dysfunctional structure. Unqualified people in high positions and Jordan’s folks who couldn’t be wrong about anything (while simultaneously producing terrible results).
     
  10. Handcuffed

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    feels like a very weird time to sell

    has a chance to massively benefit his franchise's value this summer with the wembanyama lottery but the nba is also looking at a massive media deal in 2025.
     
  11. dump

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    Embiid finally gonna get that MVP trophy

    Deservedly so
     
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  12. LuPoor

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    Hope you guys took my advice
     
  13. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    Phoenix looks very mid these days with KD on the shelf and Bridges in Brooklyn
     
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  14. Celemo

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    If the Wiggins rumor is true, I feel bad for the guy

    allegedly his wife cheated on him with his best friend and Wiggins thought their baby was his
     
  15. PeterGriffin

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    Who ever could have predicted such a thing?
     
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  16. Imurhuckleberry

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    Oh man. I guess that’s better because I thought his daughter was sick. Where was the source?
     
  17. Celemo

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    I heard from a co-worker who said he saw something on “social media” so who knows what the fuck that means.
     
  18. poor paul

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  19. brolift

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    @MoondomerPlays on twitter
     
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  20. Butthead

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    I remember reading this about Steve Nash and Jason Richardson, but it turned out to be false apparently
     
  21. Lyrtch

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    every nba story gets told as a cuck explanation when there's no details

    its bizarrely consistent
     
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  22. RSK

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    Last I remember was Paul George and Roy Hibbert. And then PG took him in a fishing trip to apologize
     
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  23. Butthead

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    :pffft:
     
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  24. Celemo

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    Tony Parker and Brent Barry's wife have entered the chat
     
  25. Butthead

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    I thought that one actually happened
     
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  26. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    I can't stop staying the thread title in my head with a hard g.
     
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  27. Celemo

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    it did
     
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  28. bwi2

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    I know PG is a big man who can protect himself but that’s probably the last activity I’d take to reconcile with someone over my actions
     
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  29. Celemo

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    that's how you disappear like a dead hooker
     
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  30. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    Because of the implications…
     
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  31. Butthead

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    Paulie survived a fishing trip. So can Roy Hibbert apparently
     
  32. duc15

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    If we get him he will end up with terrible feet that can never properly heal
     
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  33. Josey Wales

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    Star spangled banner before every game.
     
  34. hood b. goode

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    Social media running with these assuredly 90% bullshyt wiggins rumors is infuriating.

    Theories ive seen: His wife cheated, he cheated on his wife and is in sex rehab tiger woods style, his father's sick
     
  35. hood b. goode

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    Also I keep thinking this thread is the ringer thread and was about to say what a dumb titl-

    oh.
     
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  36. Handcuffed

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  37. BudKilmer

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    I mean he probably needs to sign with San Antonio and let Pop fix him
     
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  38. Fusiontegra

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    Dude sucks

     
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  39. LuPoor

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    Send Dillon to that inpatient counseling facility that fixed Ja overnight
     
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  40. mb711

    mb711 West Coast Barner
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  41. Imurhuckleberry

    Imurhuckleberry Avid spectator of windmill warriors
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    should be a technical assigned for it as well
     
  42. Gaknight

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    Sign and trade Bogi and John Collins to bring our boy home!
     
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  43. Mister Me Too

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    So he’ll be going from having racist fans to racist owners/governors.
     
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  44. Gaknight

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    I’m all for shitting on the man but Ressler while cheap and terrible is not a racist.
     
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  45. Handcuffed

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    seems bad

     
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  46. CaneKnight

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    He's till mad he got yelled at for being an antivax piece of shit
     
  47. GrizzliesDrew

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    Damn! Grizzlies come back from 29 down in San Antonio to win by 6 in OT. First career triple double by Tyus Jones
     
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  48. Joe Withabee

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    It's almost like they were playing a team that is trying to lose
     
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