NBA Thread: I'm Pouring Honey on You GOATs

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  1. Rabid

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    It’s happening!



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  3. LuPoor

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  5. fuckthestateoftx

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    I don’t understand how Jokic and Luka lose roughly 40 lbs in 2-3 weeks every year

     
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  6. LuPoor

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    I'm quite certain there was plenty of "Luka got in shape" talk before last season and then he still played all year as a doughboy.
     
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    Doughboy that knocked y’all asses out :gocho:
     
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    No way this happens right

     
  10. fuckthestateoftx

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    it’s like 10 mins away from their current arena

    Nj just wants to gentrify Camden badly
     
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    Practice facility is also in Camden
     
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  14. BudKilmer

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    I mean yeah they lost Brown and KcP in back to back years, plus Malone is a red ass anyway. Of course he’s gonna be bitching to anyone who will listen
     
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    And in that same pod did Lowe insinuate Yerson Gabusele has a huge dong ?
     
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    Well I took it as he was wide bodied but maybe I wasn’t in the right frame of mind.
     
  17. GrizzliesDrew

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    Losing them is a funny way of saying “let them go”
     
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  18. LuPoor

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    They literally could not match the offer Brown signed, they didn't have full Bird rights on him. KCP they did let go. Very cheap ownership.
     
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  19. MG2

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    And the answer to losing them from the FO has seemingly been to play young guys drafted in the 20s and 30s, which blew up in their faces last year.
     
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    KCP was kinda shit in the playoffs last year and signing him would have put Denver over the second apron which has consequences beyond the ownership's bottom line.

    You can argue those consequences are worth it and they should have re-signed KCP anyway but that's different than saying ownership wouldn't pay to keep him which I am 99% sure is not the case
     
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  21. LuPoor

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    They have a new answer this year, soon to be 36 year old Russell Westbrook
     
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  22. MG2

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    And the great Dario Saric.
     
  23. LuPoor

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    He was kinda nice on the OKC play in tournament team
     
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  24. harvey birdman

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    It might have been Sam Vecinie who said that the Nuggets FO is trying to force Malone to play young guys by not resigning the vets.
     
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    That was supposed to happen last year too but Malone has Kings PTSD so he coaches every game like his job is on the line.

    I think Malone is a great coach. One of the best 5-10 in the league probably pretty easily. But he also has some annoying warts mostly related to his stubbornness
     
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  26. Tricky Dick

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    Same way they gain it back
     
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  27. MG2

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    In fairness to Malone, no coach in his situation is excited to play rookies drafted outside of the top 20 when you're a contender. And the FO thinking that's a good idea seems like a sign of arrogance more than anything else.
     
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  29. Handcuffed

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    deleted, what was it?
     
  30. Celemo

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    a video about Clingan, weird that it was deleted
     
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    basically a draft video that the Blazers put out about the process of picking Clingan that showed that they had him at 1.1
     
  32. LuPoor

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    It was pretty good, worth the 10 minutes
     
  33. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    always good to hear a team was able to draft the guy at the top of their board despite not having the first pick!
     
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    Knicks response

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    Splash Bro reunion in Brooklyn

     
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  37. Fusiontegra

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    Really wish it hadn't been in Boston but good for Al.

     
  38. LuPoor

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    Porzingis on the shelf and Horford retired makes for an extremely thin frontcourt
     
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  39. BudKilmer

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    Starting center Sam Hauser
     
  40. hood b. goode

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    Most late 30s guys are journeymen (except lebron) but horford 17 seasons in, only played for 4 teams

    hawks, celts, 6ers, thunder

    thats wild
     
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  41. Fusiontegra

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    Keeping in mind that it’s the basketball HoF and not the NBA HoF, does Horford belong?

    Middling NBA stats aside, he has 2 college NCs, the first Dominican to win a title, he’s the second best Latin American player ever, and medals for his country(non-Olympic).
     
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  42. MG2

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    I'm going to say no, but I wouldn't be mad if he got in. 5x All-Star and ranks 63rd all-time in Win Shares, but only 1 All-NBA (third team). The international/college stuff is nice, but wouldn't push him over the edge for me. But I don't vote on such things so my thoughts are irrelevant.
     
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  43. Fusiontegra

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    I think his biggest narrative hurdle right now is Billups not being in.

    Standalone, they’re completely different resumes but as long as Chauncey is out, I think that’s a barometer for saying Al shouldn’t make it.
     
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  44. bertwing

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    No
     
  45. RonBurgundy

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    Total body of work I think he’s in
     
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  46. I thought Corey Brewer was going to be the best pro out of that Florida team and Horford was the 3rd best guy. Me brain no good
     
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  47. Fusiontegra

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    I always thought Noah was too raw and would always have a problem scoring in the nba. Horford already had a decent jumper and he was one of the better passing bigs coming out of college I’d seen.

    Definitely thought Brewer had a better career ahead of him tho
     
  48. Fuck this

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    Noah was a dick in the nba
     
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  49. BudKilmer

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    Hawks did not want to give him another contract in 2015 bc they were worried about his age and he played timelessly for the next 9 years , and we brought in Dwight Howard instead
     
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  50. BudKilmer

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    Also: Horford legit never shot 3s for Atlanta and then he seemingly never missed for Boston :tebow:
     
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