NBA Thread: The Offs - Round 1

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  1. bro

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  2. C A N E

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  3. brolift

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    Winners win. Love him.
     
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  4. C A N E

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    Two heat players in double digits woof
     
  5. MtOread

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    Christian Braun <3
     
  6. jimmy butler stan account

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    Bam has been a fucking menace idc what he’s shooting.
     
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  7. MG2

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    Right where they want them
     
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  8. beerleagueman

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    Denver gotta tighten up or it will be like those Lakers endings . Lazy last few minutes
     
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  9. MG2

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    Best screener in the league. Don't care if they're legal or not because I don't know what is or isn't legal anymore. No one gets around them on or off the ball.
     
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  10. C A N E

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    Finally get an aggressive Jimmy AND Bam game and no one else steps up
     
  11. Bricktop the white

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    spolestra just totally out of his depth when he has to do something other than have peak lebron, peak wade and peak stern on his team.
     
  12. BudKilmer

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    fuck outta here
     
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  13. C A N E

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    Zeller with 6 mins and 0/0/0/0 and one foul
     
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    Especially since Jokic, Murray, and Braun have all been on the court most of the second half already
     
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  15. MG2

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    This is where the whole "you need to ride with your best players and don't let them sit" thing gets dumb. Jokic just got worked by Bam on the glass and some of that is probably because he's played the whole second half and it's kind of hard to do that.
     
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  16. NCHusker

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    He's been crushing guys all series. They usually look legal enough to me
     
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  18. C A N E

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    Martin best finisher on the team
     
  19. CF3234

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    He’s in the finals with an 8 seed and a hobbled butler. Wtf are you smoking.
     
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  20. Sir Phobos

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    Jokic looks like he broke Lowry's hand on that steal lol
     
  21. MG2

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    I get that Jokic is never going to be a shot blocker, but I don't get why he constantly chooses to swipe at the ball for steals down low instead of just putting his arms up and making people shoot over him. He's got a 7'3" wingspan. I don't care what his vert is. That's still something to have to shoot over.
     
  22. bro

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  23. bro

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    Because steals are fun
     
  24. NCHusker

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    IMO usually he's doing that because he wants to stay in position to box out his man.
     
  25. Sir Phobos

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    jesus christ, Wilt
     
  26. NCHusker

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    That Murray layup is nuts
     
  27. beerleagueman

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    :iseeu:
     
  29. Lyrtch

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    that was when i turned it off

    bonkers
     
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  30. NCHusker

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    Zombie Heat death rattle?
     
  31. MG2

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    lmao at that Bam shot
     
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    Lot of weird shit happening
     
  34. jimmy butler stan account

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    stfu about the flagrant jesus
     
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  35. MG2

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    That was not a flagrant foul
     
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  37. Sir Phobos

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    the Nuggets take their foot off the gas wayyyyyy too much.
     
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  38. MG2

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    Closer to a jump ball than a flagrant, and it wasn't a jump ball, either.
     
  39. NCHusker

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    Lmao Breen calling out Heat fans for missing the Ray Allen shot
     
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  40. beerleagueman

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    Duncan Robinson heater

    dumb fouls by Miami

    Breen calling out the fans
     
  41. Lyrtch

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    they are definitely a team that falls into the playing with their food effort levels at times

    that will get beat out of them over this next few years after they win the title
     
  42. bro

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    What fans left in game 6 of the spurs - heat series?
     
  43. jimmy butler stan account

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    wade is being inducted this year guys
     
  44. NCHusker

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    It's definitely true and part of the problem is Jokic usually bails them out so they don't learn lessons from it
     
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  45. Butthead

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    d wade looking like he's auditioning for a marvel movie
     
  46. beerleagueman

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    Getting into their offense way too late after around the 9 minute of the 4th
     
  47. Lyrtch

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    watching this with my stoned mom who never watches basketball and even she goes at one point "that tall guy doesn't miss much does he"
     
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  48. MG2

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    Haslem been in the league 80 years and still doesn't know the rules. Not my Heat Culture
     
  49. Lyrtch

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    she also was distracted by how ugly he was

    shallow boomers smh
     
  50. MG2

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    Murray and those absurd 30 foot fadeaways he hits at the end of the clock also help.