NBA Thread: Mr. Big Pot

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  1. Fusiontegra

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  3. MG2

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  4. BudKilmer

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    When Lowe did his most confusing teams pod he shouted out Kevin Arnovitz and I realized I’d love him as a regular on Lowe’s new pod, googled him and he is pretty much laying low now. Hope wherever he is he is enjoying life
     
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  6. vander02

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    Yeah, it’s a broken model if it thinks there is even a one percent chance that team is healthy enough to win that many games.

    Indy and Boston are bad but at least semi-understandable in the East. Neither is happening but there will be some weird totals in the East
     
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  9. MG2

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    The East isn't close to the West, but he has the 12th team in the East (Chicago) in his projection winning 38 games. If that's how it plays out, where are Boston and Indiana feasting to get to the mid-40s without Tatum coming back? Just because they can beat teams like the Bulls, Raptors and Hornets doesn't mean they're going to sweep them all 12-0.

    Indiana might be good, but no one really knows what it will look like because it's going to look completely different from the last 2 years without those guys. And he says Boston has 8 above average players and I would love to know who those 8 are if Tatum isn't one of them. I got to 7, and that was counting Boucher and Queta because I got lost after counting Brown, White, Pritchard, Hauser and Simons.
     
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  10. Deep dirt

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    Praying for Ja brother!
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  11. Fusiontegra

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    They shouldn’t leave that much money just sitting out in the open; I hear Memphis is basically a war zone.
     
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  13. LuPoor

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    Between this and the Shaolin monk training I'm getting pretty concerned about what he's gonna do to everybody this season. This is potentially way scarier than skinny Luka or skinny Zion or magic surgery Tatum
     
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    We need a Fat Wemby off-season
     
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    I don’t love that Fox is already hurt. Not enamored with Castle and Harper playing my turn your turn while Wemby floats at the elbow. I’m hoping for more clarification on the backcourt situation as the season unfolds
     
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    Ware looking awesome tonight
     
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  21. LuPoor

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    Luka on Hot Ones tomorrow, guess he fell off the wagon on his diet
     
  22. Handcuffed

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    20 pts (8/13, 4/7), 3 rebounds, 2 assists at half of preseason game #1 @GSW
     
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    He looks unstoppable for real
     
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    well he’s back in America
     
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    Just in time for a Jerami Grant sized extension
     
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  27. LuPoor

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    Ace Bailey-esque box score
     
  28. MG2

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    Seems kind of odd that Russ is still out there and there hasn't been much or any buzz about him going somewhere outside of some Sacramento rumored interested back in July.
     
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  30. bertwing

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    ATX is gonna like that
     
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  32. Celemo

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    it has begun...
     
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  33. LuPoor

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    That's the most passive aggressive pouty star injury possible
     
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  34. ZeroPointZero

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    people did say it must be a pain in the ass to play with Luka
     
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  36. southlick

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    He should get some gabapentin
     
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  37. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    diarrheaing under the influence
     
  38. MG2

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  39. dump maye

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    Thunder already back on their bullshit

     
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    I really want to know the people that wouldn't pick Wemby to start their franchise today
     
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  41. MG2

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    SGA is 27 and Wemby is a size that seems more prone to injury. I get that one.

    Jokic going into year 31 season is a little bolder but maybe NCHusker is an NBA GM and we didn't know.
     
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  43. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    doing that in a preseason game should get you thrown down a flight of stairs
     
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  44. Handcuffed

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    is it too early for predictions?

    West

    1. OKC
    2. Denver
    3. Minnesota
    4. LA Clippers
    5. LA Lakers
    6. Houston
    7. Golden State
    8. San Antonio
    9. Dallas
    10. New Orleans
    11. Portland
    12. Phoenix
    13. Memphis
    14. Sacramento
    15. Utah

    East

    1. Cleveland
    2. New York
    3. Detroit
    4. Orlando
    5. Atlanta
    6. Miami
    7. Milwaukee
    8. Boston
    9. Chicago
    10. Indiana
    11. Philadelphia
    12. Charlotte
    13. Washington
    14. Brooklyn
    15. Toronto

    WCF: OKC over Denver
    ECF: NYK over Orlando
    Finals: OKC over NYK

    MVP: Nikola Jokic
    ROY: Cooper Flagg
    DPOY: Victor Wembanyama
    MIP: Shaedon Sharpe
    6MOY: Ty Jerome
    COY: Mike Brown

    Other
    - Zion plays 59 games. Embiid plays 27. Giannis only around 50 and he'll leave the team before the end of the year and head to Athens, being the first international star to demand a trade and threaten just not returning to the US.
    - Markkanen gets moved at the deadline for either a package around Kuminga, a package around Jerami Grant, or a package Detroit puts together.
    - Lebron quietly plays out the year in LA. No trade demands, no major headlines. This is also the first year where it's clear he's not all-nba caliber anymore.
    - Tatum comes back. He doesn't improve Boston.
    - Amen Thompson struggles to build on last year like so many expect (basically, he doesn't take a superstar leap) and Durant misses 20+ games; Houston underwhelms compared to expectations.
    - Clippers are fined a massive amount of money and Ballmer is given a suspension from the organization for a year or so, but no draft pick punishments or anything that ultimately affects the franchise.

    Over / Under

    Using the line from Pelton's win totals article, which I guess is ESPN BET

    OKC: 62.5 - Over
    GSW: 46.5 - Under
    DEN: 53.5 - Over
    LAC: 47.5 - Over
    HOU: 53.5 - Under
    LAL: 48.5 - Under
    MEM: 40.5 - Under
    MIN: 49.5 - Over
    DAL: 40.5 - Over
    SAC: 34.5 - Under
    SAS: 44.5 - Over
    POR: 33.5 - Over
    PHX: 31.5 - Over
    NOP: 30.5 - Over
    UTA: 18.5 - Under

    CLE: 56.5 - Over
    ORL: 51.5 - Over
    NYK: 53.5 - Over
    IND: 38.5 - Under
    BOS: 40.5 - Over
    MIL: 42.5 - Under
    ATL: 46.5 - Over
    DET: 45.5 - Over
    TOR: 38.5 - Under
    MIA: 38.5 - Over
    PHI: 42.5 - Under
    CHI: 31.5 - Over
    CHA: 28.5 - Under
    BKN: 20.5 - Under
    WAS: 20.5 - Under
     
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  46. steamengine

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    This inside the nba schedule is crap. ESPN ruins everything.
     
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  47. ZeroPointZero

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    Nobody calls him that

     
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  48. LuPoor

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    That's not even on his basketball reference page, and they put every nickname ever used even one time on there. Screenshot_20251010-123821.png
     
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    mildly surprised they took down "Can't Go Left" and "Weak Handle"
     
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  50. Fusiontegra

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    Ware playing like a monster in preseason
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    Play-in gonna be lit
     
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