NBA Thread: The Offs - Round 1

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  1. Fusiontegra

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    This brings me to a fun hypothetical not aimed at devine:

    What would you put the percentage of cause of that first round upset being based on the amount of time Giannis missed? I feel like Miami has honestly gotten more credit for that series than they probably deserved.
     
  2. devine

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    Brad stevens > this thread
     
  3. EMAW FC

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  4. 20/20/20/20

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    That isn't a good thing. It requires going down 3-0 as the 2 seed vs the 8 seed when the first two games were at home.
     
  5. hood b. goode

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    devine go back to owning this gif and stop supporting boston sports

    :suns:
     
  6. devine

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    It wasn’t ideal but you can’t say overcoming adversity to force game 7 wasn’t impressive
     
  7. LuPoor

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    Stand back guys, I'm gonna stan the coach who watches the same movie 4 times a week, every week
     
  8. 20/20/20/20

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    Not too much. Bucks went 0-3 in games Giannis played and 1-1 in ones he didn't. Or if you don't count Game 1 in the first category since he only played 11 minutes, it's 0-2 when Giannis played the whole game and 1-2 in games when he didn't.

    They weren't good against the Heat with Giannis in that series, either.
     
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  9. $P1

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    They'd have a title if Brad would had remained coach instead of wanting to relax.
     
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  10. bro

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    this ignores the extent of Giannis's injury. Not sure we will ever know how healthy he was when he came back
     
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  11. devine

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    Doubtful.
     
  12. Celemo

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    like the Tatum ones, feel like they are missing an opportunity to do Tzatziki Ruffles and put Giannis on the bag

    Lays had a limited edition tzatziki chip a couple years back and it was fucking incredible

    or Bring back Cajun Ruffles from the 80's and put fat Zion on the bag
     
  13. 20/20/20/20

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    advantage nuggets fans
     
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  14. bro

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  15. brolift

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    did devine abondon the phonencians when Ime got fired?
    Zoomer intern szn is fully upon us
     
  16. elfrid

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    ejecto seato, cuz
     
  17. Celemo

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    they've had a lot of time to come up with these jokes
     
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  18. brolift

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    SINCE THE MERGER
     
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  19. Celemo

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    that wasn't the road I was taking but yeah...there's that too. was referring to waiting for the ECF to finish up
     
  20. Handcuffed

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    wake up babe

    new excuse just dropped

     
  21. bro

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    Great endorsement for devine ‘s guy
     
  22. NCHusker

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    It's good NBA related content that I thought some in this thread might enjoy.
     
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  23. bro

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  24. NCHusker

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    As far as I'm aware the Nuggets are an NBA team.
     
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  25. hood b. goode

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    In all seriousness, we give you shit for your earnestness. But hey, own it. (or start a nuggets team thread?). otherwise feel free to make fun of us back

    Nuggs / Jokic are on the threshold and its cool to see
     
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  26. LuPoor

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    We need to double down on giving him shit, because he would enjoy a title in a more pure and genuine way than any of the rest of us would.
     
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  27. bro

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    [​IMG]
     
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  28. NCHusker

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    Oh I am fully radicalized regarding my earnest support vs this thread's detached cynicism. I am doing it right and you all are doing it wrong.

    Also I think Jokic is a genuinely fascinating and interesting sports figure that possesses many of the personality and leadership traits society fetishizes in top athletes. Some of the stories in that pod are pretty cool and I want more people to hear them because I think they would enjoy it.
     
  29. Corch

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    This is the Nuggets team thread imo
     
  30. brolift

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    NCHusker should be thread mod next szn
     
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  31. Celemo

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    I have no problem with this
    I also kinda like the idea of a poster from the championship fanbase getting to start the next year's thread, like we do in the B1G threads
     
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  32. EdmondDantes

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    anyone but Dump. went a whole year thinking we didn't have an nba thread one time.
     
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  33. Fusiontegra

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    Full Tyler Durden
     
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  34. NCHusker

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    I am always looking for more ways to annoy and disappoint those around me so I'm game.

    Though imo hood b. goode is uniquely suited to the role and I'd prefer he keep it
     
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  35. gowolverines8

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    this is an interesting and intriguing idea given the new cba and porters back issues
     
  36. LuPoor

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    Wow NBA Finals game 1 and Diablo 4 early access the same night :blessed:
     
  37. NCHusker

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    Porter and the possibility of future back issues

    vs

    Paying Jaylen Brown a supermax

    Kinda tough actually
     
  38. EMAW FC

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    predictions:
    Nuggs in 5 (Joker MVP)
    Gm 1 Nuggs
    Gm 2 Nuggs
    Gm 3 Heat
    Gm 4 Nuggs
    Gm 5 Nuggs

    Gm 4 or 5 we get an ejection
     
  39. bro

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    Heat in 7, NCHusker commits seppuku
     
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  40. bro

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    but for real, Nuggs in 5 makes the most sense. and I am seeing that pick everywhere. So it leads me to believe it won't happen
     
  41. LuPoor

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    Nuggets have the better team, the best player in the series, the most rest, home court advantage, and elevation on their side. Heat will still drag this out to 6 at minimum.
     
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  42. Handcuffed

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    i think we'll know at the end of the first half if this series is going 4/5 or if it's going 6/7 imo
     
  43. MG2

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    Miami was losing to Boston by 9 at halftime of game one in the last series. It then outscored the Celtics by 21 in the third quarter and won three straight games.
     
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  44. Handcuffed

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    yeah, true

    but boston didn't have damon stoudamire
     
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  45. MG2

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    :alonzomourninggif:
     
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  46. jimmy butler stan account

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    Jokic is an unsolvable problem, Murray is playing like a superstar in this postseason, the Nuggets have multiple big, strong defenders to throw at a hobbled Jimmy Butler, Denver’s role guys didn’t miss an open shot last series, and Miami’s second best player in the ECF was cut by the Hornets.

    Fuck it, Heat in 6.
     
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  47. RonBurgundy

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    Want: Nuggs in 7
    Likely: Nuggs in 5

    really just hope for all the games to be close and entertaining with minimal flopping as possible and no REVIEW THAT signals after every block/charge
     
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  48. beerleagueman

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    Nuggs in 5

    we’ll see if there is any rust w a really long layoff
     
  49. ZeroPointZero

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    This feels like a Nuggets sweep to me