NBA Thread: Jontay Ohtani

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by hood b. goode, Jun 17, 2022.

  1. All_Luck

    All_Luck OK. Cool Husk em!
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  2. harvey birdman

    harvey birdman Ha ha! Last laugh.
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    Is Zach Lowe on sabbatical?
     
  3. Lyrtch

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  4. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    iirc he goes on vacation with his wife to croatia this time of year
     
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  5. PeterGriffin

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    Oh no, did he have a Mary Jane dope bong?
     
  6. LeonardWashington

    LeonardWashington Leader of Tuanon
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    :cryingjordan:
    hello darkness my old friend
     
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  7. LuPoor

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    ... He's like your eighth best player
     
  8. LeonardWashington

    LeonardWashington Leader of Tuanon
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    I think he’s an extremely important player :idk:

    our bench scoring wasn’t exactly awesome and he was one of the few guys we had that could bring that
     
  9. FTK

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    you lost no one and added a borderline all star this off-season
     
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  10. LuPoor

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    And they've already announced his ACL is stable
     
  11. LeonardWashington

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    Nice :respek:
     
  12. LuPoor

    LuPoor Cuddle with the homies watching Stand By Me
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    Very glad the Celtics season isn't already over
     
  13. hood b. goode

    hood b. goode with the mandem
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    lost to italy by 7?

    Mike white will have those boys ready for SEC play
     
    #2613 hood b. goode, Aug 27, 2022
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  14. BudKilmer

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    Man if you are counting on Gallo as some type of Horford insurance I have some bad news
     
  15. Mister Me Too

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    Russell Westbrook could be available before the season starts, he could solve that bench scoring issue.
     
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  16. Mister Me Too

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    Chuck got ballsacked

     
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  17. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  18. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    [​IMG]
     
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  19. dump

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    Nets couldnt get more hateable

    **adds a Morris bro**

     
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  20. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    I don't think the Nets are hateable at all, they're a dysfunctional fucking trainwreck but i don't hate them. Now Boston on the other hand...
     
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  21. GrizzliesDrew

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    Counterpoint….they ARE very hateable
     
  22. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    I think Kyrie’s hateability brings the whole team down. KD is annoying, but I don’t really hate him. The rest of them are pretty nondescript (until you add a Morris) but Kyrie poisons the whole teams outlook.
     
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  23. GrizzliesDrew

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    Ben Simmons is extremely hateable. I know you probably overlooked him because he’s only TECHNICALLY a basketball player.
     
  24. jrmy

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    You gotta play to be a player
     
  25. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    I just realized I forgot Simmons, so yeah, trending more towards hateable.
     
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  26. Simmons is very likable, dude is playing video games all day collecting money for not working. Durant I enjoy though I worry about his mental health. Kyrie can fuck off the face of the flat earth.
     
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  27. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    Given how many of us spend a fair amount of working hours on TMB, I think we could all stand to cut Simmons a little slack.
     
  28. Gaknight

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  29. NCHusker

    NCHusker We named our yam Pam. It rhymed.
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    We really posting a tweet about rumors that a team might offer a guy a contract next offseason
     
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  30. NCHusker

    NCHusker We named our yam Pam. It rhymed.
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    I'm generally very against thread policing but even I have limits
     
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  31. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed A Succulent Chinese Meal
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    boston gets clarity with their tatum/brown situation and flips brown for a guard who can score + tatum is clear as the true #1

    atlanta gets a legit two-way star and replace like 85% of trae's production with pritchard

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  32. Gaknight

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    I can already smell the fear of DejounTraylen in this thread.
     
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  33. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    I had a stroke reading that.
     
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  34. BudKilmer

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    :yousoright:
     
  35. Fuck this

    Fuck this Oh Hey
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  36. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    Found one of KD’s burners in the replies

     
  37. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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  38. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    not pictured: newsmax and oan being played on a loop on each television screen
     
  39. BudKilmer

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    plenty of space in those lockers for all Isaac’s KAG hats
     
  40. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed A Succulent Chinese Meal
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    i guess i don't know what a proper weight room looks like for an nba team but that one seems small
     
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  41. dump

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    I mean rosters are only like 12 men deep at most and then you gave people like Durant and Chet Holmgren looking like they’ve never seen a weight in their lives and stick with cardio
     
  42. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    NBA rosters are 15 players during the regular season and 20 during the offseason.
     
  43. dump

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  44. Xander Crews

    Xander Crews Founding Member: Dangerous Nights Crew
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    :runforrest:
     
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  45. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    Putting it next to giant windows under the beaming Cologne sun? Great fucking idea.
     
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  46. GrizzliesDrew

    GrizzliesDrew Fuck Freeze
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    If it melts a tiny bit you can just say it's a Larry Bird statue
     
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  47. dump

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    Suck it Detlef, bitch

     
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  48. LuPoor

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  49. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Woj does it again
     
  50. JohnLocke

    JohnLocke Terminally Chill
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    "I want to go to New York or Miami"

    "You go to Cleveland"