NBA Thread: Jontay Ohtani

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  1. Imurhuckleberry

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    Resting stoned face is a thing.
     
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  2. LuPoor

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    Going to the final Thunder home game on Easter, gonna fight Ja Morant's dad
     
  3. Yanks711

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    God he is such a miserable fuck
     
  4. Tobias

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    still wearing a $5 r words hat? rare example where someone sucks just as much as kyrie
     
  5. electronic

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    Really impressive to see Kyrie and Luka keep it within a few buckets of the Rozier and Lamelo-less Hornets. Especially after losing to the Hornets at home a couple nights ago.

    Can’t say enough.
     
  6. ZeroPointZero

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    Luka trying to help inflate the sale price of the Hornets for the boss of his brand, a true company man
     
  7. Beeds07

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    Dinwiddie, Cam Johnson and Bridges have played more minutes together in Brooklyn than KD, Harden and Kyrie.
     
    #11357 Beeds07, Mar 26, 2023
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  8. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    I want to apologize for not adding a luka trade request to this recipe for success
     
  9. brolift

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  10. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    Luka has to sit tomorrow @Indy.
     
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  11. Lyrtch

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  12. BudKilmer

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    getting Wood (lol) and then bringing Kyrie into the mix is just fucking amazing
     
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  13. Corch

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    Excellent thread title, hood.

    My best work in this thread was forcefully removing dump as op and installing hood
     
  14. BudKilmer

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    lmfao imagine paying for court side seats and deciding the correct move is to make sure you wear your ballcap ate up with racism
     
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  15. bro

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    Lakers losing a huge home game to the bills. Ya that’s definitely a team that’s going to put a scare into a top 3 west seed
     
  16. RoderickJaynes

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  17. GrizzliesDrew

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    :roll::roll::roll::roll::roll:
     
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  18. MG2

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  19. Clown

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    You should be made to stand flat footed in the restricted circle and have the other team choose someone to dunk on you
     
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  20. GrizzliesDrew

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    Harden walked so Trae could run with this pussy ass foul baiting bullshit.
     
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  21. b7

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    Evan Mobley is really coming on.
     
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  22. GrizzliesDrew

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    Team is going to be SCARY in the next few years
     
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  23. Celemo

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    If he can shoot the 3 just a bit more consistently we’re looking at Miami Bosh 2.0
     
  24. Celemo

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  25. Lyrtch

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    feel like embiid inclusion there is odd
     
  26. GrizzliesDrew

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    Refs absolutely fucking over the Grizzlies. Call a foul so horrendous they gave 2 techs for Grizzlies being upset....foul then gets overturned on review. Fucking morons.
     
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  27. LuPoor

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  28. LuPoor

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    I, Joel Embiid, am requesting a trade. And it has to be to the Milwaukee Bucks, because that's the only team better than mine.
     
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  29. Celemo

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    Philly ain’t winning shit
     
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  30. Corch

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    Fuck Philly imo
     
  31. Clown

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    Embiid has built in scapegoats in Doc and Harden even if they fall short this year too, he has a few years before he is catching flak
     
  32. yaywaffles

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    the cavs are fucking around against houston, but jarrett allen is having a moment

     
  33. Handcuffed

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    embiid hasnt been out of the second round, right?
     
  34. GrizzliesDrew

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    Still can't believe Grizzlies are only paying Bane 2.1 million this year. Dude about to get PAID
     
  35. bigCUM

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    Werent they in the ECF when Kawhi hit that shot.
     
  36. MG2

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    No. Toronto beat the Bucks in the ECF that year
     
  37. MG2

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    Because Kawhi was just a one-off in Toronto and Durant was hurt, that Raptors run of beating Embiid (with Butler + Simmons before he fell apart), Giannis (first MVP season) and prime Curry in consecutive series is probably going to be glossed over more than it should historically.
     
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  38. Handcuffed

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    shaedon just had two dunks in a row but the second one was waved off because of an offensive foul charge on the pass

    come on

     
    #11391 Handcuffed, Mar 26, 2023
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  39. Celemo

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    Are you unfamiliar with rookie deals or something?
     
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  40. GrizzliesDrew

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    No, I’m just saying he’s outplaying his contract by like 18mill
     
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  41. MG2

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    Nothing dumber in basketball than calling a charge on a pass.
     
  42. fucktx

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    Even the mavs are much better than portland. Also Luka hasn’t been in the league for a decade on a stagnant team
     
  43. steamengine

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    2003 Powerade jam fest is on espnu.
     
  44. steamengine

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    Dejuan Wagner, Carlos Boozer, Michael Vick, and D Miles judging.

    Lebron competing.
     
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  45. steamengine

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    Chris Paul has a big ass camcorder recording Von Wafer’s first attempt from the sideline
     
  46. soulfly

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    I was today years old when I learned how hard America leaned into eugenics for a hot fucking minute, and its impact on natives that were already hanging on by a thread due to all of the other genocide going on.

    Anyone insisting on wearing old WFT regalia should not be admitted to any public event. Ever.
     
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  47. yaywaffles

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    not relevant to the thread but-

    assigned this to my students back in the fall. really important subject that tends to be glossed over even in a lot of college level surveys

    https://www.press.jhu.edu/books/title/12262/three-generations-no-imbeciles
     
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