NBA Thread: The Offs - Round 1

Obviously this wasn’t the focus of all the, uh, discourse surrounding Zion and his questionable family planning, but he looked great in the announcement video.

Very excited to see our soft-body superstars tighten up.

 

disgusting and disrespectful to sleep when your seed is growing in one of your bust downs

 

thought this was a really good interview with Mike Breen

 

I’m just happy I can get all the sleep I want

 

Built like a deep breath fucking hell

 

Has anyone mentioned Van Grundy saying the Aces could go undefeated and then losing by 17 the next night

 

MPJ has been so bad offensively, making every wrong read

 

sweet sassy molassey there's a game tonight? hell yes

 

Vincent has been bad

 

MPJ gonna play 15 min tonight

 

Miami doesn’t make teams pay for coming out slow

 

Braun scores 15 pts in game 3 and is invisible to everyone else on offense. They don't even look to his half of the court.

 

Welcome to the bench, Jeff Green.

 

Denver out here like the most liquid doo doo possible and Miami just content to hang back with them

 

If jeff green and MPJ are gonna be dogshit and Joker is gimpy….

 

Denver being able to survive the non Joker mins is frustrating

 

Hope Jokic’s ankle is ok

 

Kyle Lowery you fn grifter

 

His name is Kyle.

 

goodness MPJ

 

I don’t know what these refs beef with Gabe is damn

 

Obviously. Also, Porter & KCP are ass

Fwiw, I don't see Braun doing any worse than shooting 2/8 and being shit on defense.

 

Giving Jokic wide open looks is certainly a strategy.

 

Fucking Kyle dude

 

Hate Lowry’s ‘CP3’ game

 

KCP setting a record for 3 shot fouls lmao

 

Kyle. Your game. Woof.

 

Bullshit foul there

 

That’s a fucking horrible call

 

Spo getting circles run around him

 

spolestra letting g leaguers like jimmy bustler run the offense instead of trusting the struschise

 

There was a little hook after Jokic pushed and grabbed him, fuck off

 

What an atrocious call

 

We'll call it even after the Lowry grift

 

I think smalls generally get a lot of leeway when battling with bigs in the post, but I can’t recall a big ever getting called for the firearm to back of the small’s neck when battling for a rebound.

 

idk how Miami is supposed to reb when Joker is allowed to be as physical as he wants getting rebounds and no one else is

 

Be bigger and stronger

 

I think deep down in our hearts we all knew this was the definition of a gentleman’s sweep.

 

I didn't say run the offense through him ffs. I said he's looked better than Porter & KCP in the series which is a low bar.

 

Stop it Mike Ryan

 

We have really stupid players

 

I love when Bam remembers he’s 6’9” with a 7’2” wingspan and a top 1% athlete in the world.

 

Bam