NBA Thread: The Haliban

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by hood b. goode, Jun 17, 2022.

  1. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

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  2. LuPoor

    LuPoor Heaven has forsaken the masturbator
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    He’s averaging 25 12 and 9 in the playoffs
     
  3. Celemo

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    Yeah, I'll fuckin' Yeah, I'll fuckin' lay your nuts on a fuckin' dresser. Just your nuts layin' on a fuckin' dresser…And bang them shits with a spiked fuckin' bat
    Ooooohhhh
    Whassup? Blaow!
     
  4. LuPoor

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    Deeply concerned that Jokic still hasn’t really done anything and they’re hanging this tough. Playoff Porter has emerged
     
  5. Butthead

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    Westbrook has always been one of my favorite players. You never really know what's gonna happen. He might throw the ball to the other team or he might dunk on someone's head. This game is feeling like the latter
     
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  6. MG2

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    MPJ legacy game
     
  7. Celemo

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    Chet is cooking
     
  8. LuPoor

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    He’s pure entertainment
     
  9. vander02

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    Feels like Denver has to win if Porter shoots 100%
     
  10. RoderickJaynes

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    I know this has certainly been discussed in here already but it’s insane/hilarious that Cory Alexander and Jay bilas are the espn analysts for the conference semi-finals
     
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  11. Celemo

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    There was a stretch in 2K where he was unguardable, jailsexed my team so many times
     
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  12. Butthead

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    I remember this era vividly
     
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  13. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    Playing against OKC seems like not fun at all
     
  14. LuPoor

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    Braun has a real deer in headlights thing going on
     
  15. RoderickJaynes

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    Annoying even
     
  16. RoderickJaynes

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    Well he’s dumb so
     
  17. MG2

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    I'm going to need to see some more fight out of Denver here at some point
     
  18. LuPoor

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    Jokic seems completely tilted
     
  19. vander02

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    That was super weird of him to just decide he got to dribble again there
     
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  20. RonBurgundy

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    OKC playing like ass and up 5 seems not good for the nuggs
     
  21. MG2

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    Jokic has perfected the LeBron palms up while doing a 360 before running after the ref move after getting called for stuff. Good to see great players incorporating things from other greats and paying homage like that.
     
  22. southlick

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    Stephen A made it about 4 minutes before getting whacked.
     
  23. LuPoor

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    Unbelievable MPJ night
     
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  24. vander02

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    Literally impossible to believe, he’s been so bad(understandable after the injury) that it makes no sense
     
  25. brolift

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    This shit is so rigged for the Nuggets
     
  26. MG2

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    The best player in the sport has been Denver's worst player tonight and the Nuggets currently lead in the 3rd quarter despite OKC getting 18 more FGAs. This game makes no sense.
     
  27. LuPoor

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    I just really dislike these nights where OKC completely loses all outside shooting ability
     
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  28. Butthead

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    Espn is telling me that the rebound total is relatively similar but that it's 11-1 in favor of okc on the offensive glass. This is not a good sign
     
  29. yaywaffles

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    put chet in the friend zone

    ???
     
  30. GoodForAnother

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    the thunder are a very ugly team. I would not fuck any of these guys.
     
  31. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    Need a Luigi for the exec that came up with the ad break -> highlight package -> ad break sequence
     
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  32. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    flail the head back
     
  33. LuPoor

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    I simply don’t believe you have seen Jaylin Williams’s smile
     
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  34. GoodForAnother

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    the chemicals in the groundwater of your state have made these guys into trolls
     
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  35. VASooner

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    Weird challenge
     
  36. LuPoor

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    That is a nutty challenge
     
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  37. vander02

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    Idiotic, clearly a foul by the rules if lame
     
  38. MG2

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    Mark Jones' desire to use basketball vocabulary is really weird. Can't think of another PbP guy who calls games like this.
     
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  39. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    shai gonna play actual basketball here or just keep chucking wretched jumpers
     
  40. LuPoor

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    It’s bizarre
     
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  41. brolift

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    They’re so off putting individually, they have to cheerleader effect the interviews. Bad and sick
     
  42. gowolverines8

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    what a weird fuckin game
     
  43. vander02

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    Murray’s last couple drives were hilarious, thinking that dunk ever had a chance(got a foul in the end I guess)… then that last spinning nonsense
     
  44. GoodForAnother

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    Jokic is feeling himself from 3 despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary
     
  45. MG2

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    And I'm not even talking about the "hotter than fish grease!" flair. It just sounds like he memorized "coaching basketball for dummies" and then tries to drop as many phrases as possible in his PbP.
     
  46. ZeroPointZero

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    Jim Ross would call this 4th quarter "bowling shoe ugly"
     
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  47. MG2

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    lol at a double foul on a rebound
     
  48. LuPoor

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    This quarter is disgusting
     
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  49. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    the 54 wearing ref is a bad and sick dude
     
  50. vander02

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    What is Shai up to? Just chucking terrible 3s?