Yeah, I'll fuckin' Yeah, I'll fuckin' lay your nuts on a fuckin' dresser. Just your nuts layin' on a fuckin' dresser…And bang them shits with a spiked fuckin' bat Ooooohhhh Whassup? Blaow!
Deeply concerned that Jokic still hasn’t really done anything and they’re hanging this tough. Playoff Porter has emerged
Westbrook has always been one of my favorite players. You never really know what's gonna happen. He might throw the ball to the other team or he might dunk on someone's head. This game is feeling like the latter
I know this has certainly been discussed in here already but it’s insane/hilarious that Cory Alexander and Jay bilas are the espn analysts for the conference semi-finals
Jokic has perfected the LeBron palms up while doing a 360 before running after the ref move after getting called for stuff. Good to see great players incorporating things from other greats and paying homage like that.
Literally impossible to believe, he’s been so bad(understandable after the injury) that it makes no sense
The best player in the sport has been Denver's worst player tonight and the Nuggets currently lead in the 3rd quarter despite OKC getting 18 more FGAs. This game makes no sense.
Espn is telling me that the rebound total is relatively similar but that it's 11-1 in favor of okc on the offensive glass. This is not a good sign
Mark Jones' desire to use basketball vocabulary is really weird. Can't think of another PbP guy who calls games like this.
Murray’s last couple drives were hilarious, thinking that dunk ever had a chance(got a foul in the end I guess)… then that last spinning nonsense
And I'm not even talking about the "hotter than fish grease!" flair. It just sounds like he memorized "coaching basketball for dummies" and then tries to drop as many phrases as possible in his PbP.