NBA Thread: The Haliban

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by hood b. goode, Jun 17, 2022.

  1. gowolverines8

    gowolverines8 Well-Known Member

    Nuggets have really never had elite net ratings in regular season either, they excel in close games and clutch time. They are not built likke or play like some of the recent regular season juggernauts.
     
  2. brolift

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    You’re good man. Happens.
     
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  3. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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  4. MG2

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    OKC got 104 FGAs up (and 22 FTs) and got 104 points out of it against a bad defense with Jokic giving zero fucks for 3+ quarters. What a bizarre game.
     
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  5. WolfStansson

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    Young teams are frustrating. Offense just shut down any type of flow near the end there outside of JDub.

    Blowing teams out all season and only having like 5 close games all year is showing.
     
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  6. brolift

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    Sprinkle in the get Russ a Ring campaign
     
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  7. The Subspace Mariner

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    Jokic should have 5 straight MVPs at this point
     
  8. bro

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    Motherfucking nuggs
     
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  9. GoodForAnother

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    more like, Joke-lahoma
     
  10. bro

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    OKC offense devolved to 3 consecutive air balled Harteinstein floaters in OT
     
  11. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother the antithesis of everything Paddington stands for
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    more like, Broke-lahoma
     
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  12. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother the antithesis of everything Paddington stands for
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    I’m sorry idk why I’m doing this either
     
  13. MG2

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    Giannis should have won the year Jokic got his first, but ironically voters didn't want to give it to him for the same reasons they didn't want to give it to Jokic the year Embiid won.
     
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  14. The Subspace Mariner

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    I just don’t understand “voter fatigue”.

    I’m voting for the best guy. Jokic is just better and more efficient than everyone else
     
  15. LuPoor

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    Of all the nights to plant your flag on this, lol
     
  16. The Subspace Mariner

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    There’s no argument for SGA IMO.
     
  17. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    we can all agree that the 2023 mvp vote was really bad. Is Embiid even in the NBA anymore? :roll:
     
  18. Corch

    Corch Cup o coffee in the big time
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    Can confirm.

    The only time I've seen the Can rowdy than it was tonight was the Finals.
     
  19. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

    pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ Mind your own damn business
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    Went to bed at halftime. Wtf happened to Chet Holmgren in the second half?
     
  20. LuPoor

    LuPoor Heaven has forsaken the masturbator
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    It happened to the entire Thunder offense. It devolved into isolations and hero ball, centered around a superstar guard who played like anything but.
     
  21. beeds7

    beeds7 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    I remember when he was using a ton of slang to sound like Stuart Scott which was the thing back then, but he sounded like Tim Meadows doing Stuart Scott. Always bothered me.
     
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  22. Handcuffed

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    warrants a one-game suspension imo

     
  23. Celemo

    Celemo Ban the Corner 3
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    Ok NYK, no fucking around today, you got a job to do
     
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  24. fuxstockings

    fuxstockings Wayne Tinkle and the Beavers
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    I very much do not enjoy him exclaiming "Wet!" I'm far from a prude but it's unsettling.
     
  25. bricktop

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    Da Knicks
     
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  26. ZeroPointZero

    ZeroPointZero Fired Darvin Ham
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    Celtics were gonna win today anyways but its gonna be cruel if the Knicks' shots keep rolling around every inch of the rim without falling
     
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  27. Deep dirt

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    Nothing beats his legendary insurrection call from 22 Finals LOL
     
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  28. bro

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    I have a Celtics + padres (vs Rockies) Ml parlay. Putting it out there in the universe to hope I could potentially mush Boston
     
  29. Corch

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    Absolute dirt
     
  30. Clown

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    Bostons adjustment to shoot 85% on threes seems like a good one
     
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  31. FrankReynolds

    FrankReynolds Go Blue
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    Is it just me, or is the sound mix so bad the announcers are inaudible.
     
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  32. MG2

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    Mitchell Robinson's FT shooting might be the most consistently reliable thing going this postseason from any player
     
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  33. ZeroPointZero

    ZeroPointZero Fired Darvin Ham
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    refs are calling this one like its December
     
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  34. LuPoor

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    Absolute art*
     
  35. bro

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    Dort was just lashing out after the fourth time his three point attempt missed rim.
     
  36. MG2

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    Not bringing Brunson back at that timeout was an odd decision
     
  37. bro

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    Ewing’s daughter (hopefully), hello
     
  38. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Those extra 4 seconds were huge
     
  39. MG2

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    They chose to wait after that travel, too. He's still waiting.
     
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  40. Lyrtch

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    In arena noise way too high
     
  41. b7

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    Larry Johnson looking that old makes me feel really old
     
  42. ZeroPointZero

    ZeroPointZero Fired Darvin Ham
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  43. vander02

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    Very gross but very true
     
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  44. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  45. MG2

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    You knew this shooting performance was coming at some point but NY playing like a bunch of morons isn't helping. KAT has some of the worst defensive instincts I've ever seen from an NBA player. He's a decade+ into the league and still has zero clue how to do anything against the PnR.
     
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  46. ZeroPointZero

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    the NBA playoffs without 3 point spamming and injuries

    [​IMG]
     
  47. ZeroPointZero

    ZeroPointZero Fired Darvin Ham
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    3 point attempts should be like home runs in slow pitch softball
     
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  48. CaneKnight

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    Every time I look up the celtics are taking a 3 :laugh: