NBA Thread: The Haliban

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  1. LuPoor

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    The New Orleans Jazz traded the pick that became Magic Johnson for the free agency rights to sign 33 year old Gail Goodrich.
     
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  2. ohhaithur

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    I'm still convinced the Lakers would've given away Vlade Divac for free if they had to. Instead Charlotte sent them the rights to Kobe Bryant
     
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  3. LuPoor

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    They absolutely would have to clear the deck for Shaq
     
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  4. Mister Me Too

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    The Knicks traded a pick (LaMarcus Aldridge) and a pick swap (Joakim Noah) for the right to sign restricted free agent Eddy Curry who the Bulls did not want in the first place.

    The Nets, who were already out of playoff contention, traded their 2012 first round pick (Damian Lillard) for Gerald Wallace.

    The Memphis Grizzlies traded their 2003, which ended up being #2 overall, pick only top pick protected for Otis Thorpe.
     
  5. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    my muscular men getting choked video compilation has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my video compilation
     
  6. Celemo

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    the Kareem to Lakers trade was really lopsided
    Warriors traded Robert Parish and the draft pick that became Kevin McHale to the Celtics for the draft pick that became Joe Barry Carroll
    Sonics traded Pippen's draft rights away for Olden Polynice
    Detroit traded Otis Thorpe to Memphis for the pick that became Darko Milicic
     
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  7. Celemo

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    The Bulls then traded the rights to LaMarcus on draft night to Portland for the rights to Tyrus Thomas
     
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  8. Tug

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    During the 2021 draft Troy Weaver traded Mason Plumlee and JT Thor for Balsa Kopravica
     
  9. Clown

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    Philly got to trade Fultz for the pick that became Tyrese Maxey so that softens the blow a bit
     
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  10. BudKilmer

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  11. dump bueckers

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  12. Celemo

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    It’s not THJ’s fault that Kidd left him out there for nearly 20 minutes last night
     
  13. Celemo

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    Great guy, lazy coach
     
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  14. Kevintensity

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    He's cheeks, one might say
     
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  15. LuPoor

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    I think he's a very good assistant, he turned Westbrook into an actual PG in OKC
     
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  16. ZeroPointZero

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    plus now they have someone to sing the national anthem at MSG
     
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  17. LuPoor

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    Oh that was such a beautiful moment
     
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  18. Celemo

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    it's all anybody talks about whenever his name gets brought up here, dude was just one of those "roll the ball out and walk away" coaches. Never watched tape, never really had a game plan. his practices were filled with player altercations...to be fair he was dealt the Jailblazers for a hand. Really hope he succeeds because he is a good dude
     
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  19. bro

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  20. LuPoor

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    All you had to do was not blow a giant lead in game 7 on your home floor
     
  21. KeepingItRealSince1853

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  22. Fusiontegra

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    The only dynasty Doc has ever run is his undefeated streak in throwing other dudes under the bus

     
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  23. Handcuffed

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    How the hell are the pistons and monty williams hiring away one of the best shooting coaches?
     
  24. LuPoor

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    $$$$$$$$$
     
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  25. MG2

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    I don't know about Monty's status, but the Pistons' roster offers a lot of job security for someone whose job it is to teach people how to shoot.
     
  26. Tug

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    I think Doc is to blame for Ben Simmons having a mental break and not being able to play basketball anymore
     
  27. BudKilmer

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    Wtf dot gif
     
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  28. LuPoor

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    Presti could really do something pretty hilarious here
     
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  29. MG2

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    Imagine the excitement Embiid must feel about the idea of adding someone that easy to throw under the bus after playoff disappointment?
     
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  30. Shawn Hunter

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    Porzingis is available tonight in limited capacity
     
  31. dump bueckers

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    Possibly risking someones career when they don’t even need him smh
     
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  32. dump bueckers

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    Look at PG and Embiid already BFFs on the ESPN pregame show :warn:

     
  33. dump bueckers

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    Celtics going to win the series on their homecourt

     
  34. Handcuffed

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    clippers giving kawhi that contract and then fucking around and finding out with PG13 is so funny
     
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  35. MG2

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    We can take away made threes with replays but can't do anything if a guy hacks someone and it causes an out of bounds the ref gets wrong. Great system.
     
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  36. MG2

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    I would like to thank Brian Windhorst for shaming Luka into being more likeable for at least 1.5 quarters. If Dallas wins this game, Windy should get some Finals MVP consideration.
     
  37. LeonardWashington

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    Like night and day from Dallas on D. They look great
     
  38. dump bueckers

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    Luka ain’t gonna let a fellow lardass talk shit on him like that
     
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  39. beerleagueman

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    Tv crew never mentions how much Tatum pushes off , that foul he pushed off w his left arm
     
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  40. MG2

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    He's treated so unfairly, though
     
  41. BudKilmer

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    he’s only 25! He’s got another level!
     
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  42. beerleagueman

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  44. MG2

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    Joe about to run out of TOs
     
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  45. dump bueckers

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    The true hardship of being a Celtics fan

     
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  46. dump bueckers

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    DoeDoe is at the game tonight?!?!?! No wonder we are playing so well

     
  47. MG2

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    Prior to making that little jumper a couple minutes ago, Payton Pritchard was 1-16 in the Finals, with the 1 coming on a bank shot buzzer beater from 35+ feet. Sports are weird.
     
  48. dump bueckers

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    NOT TONIGHT DAVID

    NOT TONIGHT

     
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  49. MG2

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    Only reason I'm still watching is in anticipation of the glorious flagrant foul Markieff Morris is bound to commit at some point. Disappointed it has taken this long.
     
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  50. dump bueckers

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    OH NOW TIMMAY DECIDES TO MAKE SHOTS

    FUCK OFF