NBA Thread: The Offs - Pat Bev Died for This

Should hire Dave Bliss.

 

Steve Clifford and quiting on young teams he failed to develop before they fire him, name a better duo

 

I’m hearing that people are saying the Hornets are interested in buying out Monty Williams

 

That's gonna be an in demand job with Tre Mann, Micic, and Poku now securely in the fold

 

I am willing to help fund raise these efforts if they need assistance.

 

George Karl could fix them

 

Before the season I would have been happy with the play-in and they are tried for home court in the first round right now. Pretty hard to complain.

 

This made me laugh entirely too fucking hard

 

Nuggets depth issues are getting out of hand

https://www.axios.com/local/denver/2024/04/01/denver-nuggets-hiring-rocky-mascot-backup-handler

 

takes a lot to force Jokic to throw it down like that. wemby just non-stop effort.

 

Feels bad man

 

Jokic had I think four dunks last night and he has less than 20 for the season.

Edit - 3 dunks last night, 16 total on the season

 

NBA fans watching Wemby knowing whats to come

 

There's still time for Wemby to sign with Big Baller Brand and inadvertantly destroy his legs

 

I’m not even hoping for career ending

just a little something to stunt his development for a season or two

 

Lana - "I have to fuck ugly people and pretend to like it"

MPJ, shifting uncomfortably, scratching his head - "That's definitely tough."

 

was it ever revealed which NBA player fathered her child? I remember KD, Blake Griffin and Bruce Brown were all rumored at different points

 

That Pels fan did not understand lol

 

mo. wagner.

 

Brother that child looks just like Griffin

And while I don't condone that brothers actions, I know what Lana Rhodes looks like and I completely understand. Most of us would make that mistake

 

What a box score

 

Malachi Flynn has 31 points in 23 minutes and 13 shots in three quarters. Finally a franchise player has arrived in Detroit.

 

nm

 

WTF is fuck is up with Zion dudes just mad as fuck

 

I swear there have been a bunch of insane dunks this year. I feel like we get some wild shit weekly now

 

He almost blew out his knee.

 

This Magic v Hornets game is so fucking chippy right now

 

Malachi Flynn just scored 50 points in an NBA game

 

OOOO Yes, Paolo is in his bag tonight

 

snappin out of his mini funk the last couple games

absolutely killin it tonight after missing his first seven shots as well

 

Yeah it's been a min since he's been this locked in. God I remember that month where he just turned into mini melo and was just killing teams. If he can keep playing like this for the remainder of the season we can get that 4th spot

 

this lineup the raps trotted out tonight is giving me seasonal affective disorder

 

Spoiler

or 3

 

Pelicans are being VERY fucking rough

 

Has to be on the short list for that conversation. He was averaging 4.6 PPG this season and 5.2 for his career coming into the day.

He had 286 points in 62 games this season coming into the day. Most he's ever scored in a season is 353.

 

Tough to beat Andre Miller for me

 

YO TF WAS THAT??? ARE YOU FUCKING ME?????

 

might be one of the worst calls of the season lol

 

you know what they say. When you play Detroit, Malachi Flynn is gonna get his, you just have to make sure the rest don’t beat you

 

Yo these guys are some dirty mother fuckers. Can't wait to see them get swept this year