NBA Thread: Thunderstruck

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by hood b. goode, Jun 17, 2022.

  1. Fuck this

    Fuck this Oh Hey
    Donor TMB OG
    Florida State SeminolesAtlanta BravesOrlando MagicTampa Bay BuccaneersTampa Bay LightningOrlando City

    I looked at ticket packages for the first time in a decade plus
     
  2. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon
    Staff Donor
    Seattle MarinersOregon DucksPortland TimbersPortland Trail Blazers

    现在实际上是中国约基奇时代,从周五开始
     
  3. elfrid

    elfrid he thinks the carpet pissers did this?
    Miami HurricanesOrlando MagicTampa Bay BuccaneersArsenalOrlando CityUnited States Men's National Soccer Team

  4. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
    Donor
    Tennessee VolunteersLos Angeles DodgersBuffalo BillsBuffalo Sabres

    Starting next season, the NBA won't count an end of quarter heave as a missed shot for a player. It'll be a missed shot for the team. That's if the shot came from at least about 36 feet out, came in the final 3 seconds of the first three quarters, and the play started in the backcourt.

    Mike Vorkunov (@mikevorkunov.bsky.social) 2025-07-05T17:04:29.971Z
     
  5. ZeroPointZero

    ZeroPointZero Fired Darvin Ham
    TMB OG
    Los Angeles DodgersLos Angeles LakersLos Angeles RamsTiger WoodsSouthern California Trojans

    Love this for the Wiz

     
    EMAW FC, oldberg, Celemo and 2 others like this.
  6. LuPoor

    LuPoor Heaven has forsaken the masturbator
    Donor
    Tulsa Golden HurricaneGeorgia BulldogsOklahoma City ThunderTottenham Hotspur

    I think that's tremendous for the Wizards. I'm a large believer in him, he looked great when he saw the floor against OKC this year
     
  7. BudKilmer

    BudKilmer Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG
    Atlanta HawksAtlanta FalconsAvengers

    I’m a fan of just about everything the wiz have done for the last 18-24 months minus the Avdija trade. Think they really have something cooking. Now if they can get CJ McCollum deported, I’d be fine with it
     
  8. zachary

    zachary 32/m/colorado
    Donor

    do not like that for the rockets. he has a lot more potential than 2 2nd rounders imo
     
    oldberg, Charles DeMar and FTK like this.
  9. MG2

    MG2 I like to give away joy for free
    Donor

    Respect to the Rockets for doing it. He has more potential than that, but he was clearly never going to reach it in Houston with all the bodies they have so they shipped him to a team where he might be able to get his career going. The Warriors could learn something from that with Kuminga at some point instead of dedicating half a decade to ruining his career at the expense of the org.
     
  10. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon
    Staff Donor
    Seattle MarinersOregon DucksPortland TimbersPortland Trail Blazers

    based on whitmore's draft-day slide and his trade cost today, i think it's fair to assume that the league thinks he's not someone who plays or contributes (or likely cares about) winning basketball. and that's reinforced by some of those advanced metrics or whatever where he literally doesn't pass the ball.

    of course, bad franchises should roll the dice on talent and washington has some veterans to help guide him. i'd have been happy if portland made the trade and tried to turn whitmore into a bench scorer.

    but hard to think about this as a negative move for houston, personally.
     
    Charles DeMar likes this.
  11. BudKilmer

    BudKilmer Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG
    Atlanta HawksAtlanta FalconsAvengers



    Man that lineup collecting social security soon
     
    EMAW FC, soulfly, oldberg and 15 others like this.
  12. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
    Staff Donor
    Arkansas RazorbacksNew Orleans SaintsTiger WoodsBarAndGrill

    Hate that deal for the wiz because gunners deserves nothing positive
     
    oldberg, Corch, visa and 4 others like this.
  13. LuPoor

    LuPoor Heaven has forsaken the masturbator
    Donor
    Tulsa Golden HurricaneGeorgia BulldogsOklahoma City ThunderTottenham Hotspur

    ZeroPointZero likes this.
  14. GrizzliesDrew

    GrizzliesDrew What is the charge? Eating a meal?
    Donor TMB OG
    Auburn TigersMemphis Grizzlies

    Grizz signed Jack Landale too
     
  15. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon
    Staff Donor
    Seattle MarinersOregon DucksPortland TimbersPortland Trail Blazers

    I'm surprised kel'el ware is playing in the summer league at all, let alone this pre-vegas tournament
     
  16. RonBurgundy

    RonBurgundy Well-Known Member

    Can they guard a single perimeter player?
     
    BudKilmer likes this.
  17. MG2

    MG2 I like to give away joy for free
    Donor

    This is one way to look at the Wizards

     
  18. Clown

    Clown No relation to Clown Baby
    Donor TMB OG
    Florida GatorsOrlando MagicNew York Giants

    Considering everyone is in the play-in picture in the East, that isn't saying much, but that team sucks
     
    LuPoor likes this.
  19. MG2

    MG2 I like to give away joy for free
    Donor

    The East is bad. It's not THAT bad.
     
    Charles DeMar and Clown like this.
  20. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    their first rounder next year is top 8 protected, so pushing for 33 wins to be in contention for the 10 seed doesnt make a ton of sense for a team that still doesnt have "the guy" on their roster
     
  21. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon
    Staff Donor
    Seattle MarinersOregon DucksPortland TimbersPortland Trail Blazers

    no bronny tonight wtf
     
    DetroitNole likes this.
  22. Clown

    Clown No relation to Clown Baby
    Donor TMB OG
    Florida GatorsOrlando MagicNew York Giants

    Yeah they would be 100% banking on PHX landing the higher pick there
     
  23. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
    Donor
    Tennessee VolunteersLos Angeles DodgersBuffalo BillsBuffalo Sabres

    Seeing summer league highlights from a game played at a college arena certainly doesn’t make it feel like an NBA product.
     
  24. MG2

    MG2 I like to give away joy for free
    Donor

    NBA media seems a lot more enthralled with this seven-team MEGA TRADE than I am.
     
  25. BudKilmer

    BudKilmer Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG
    Atlanta HawksAtlanta FalconsAvengers

    im still pissed off big body Roddy is back on my team
     
  26. AHebrewToo

    AHebrewToo Albino Hebrew Extraordinaire
    Donor
    Indiana HoosiersNotre Dame Fighting IrishIndiana PacersIndianapolis Colts

    Pacers got their Myles replacement for a cup of coffee. Time to start making space for the 2026 banner.
     
  27. Clown

    Clown No relation to Clown Baby
    Donor TMB OG
    Florida GatorsOrlando MagicNew York Giants

    Does Nemhard start at PG next to Mathurin, or does TJ move up?
     
  28. AHebrewToo

    AHebrewToo Albino Hebrew Extraordinaire
    Donor
    Indiana HoosiersNotre Dame Fighting IrishIndiana PacersIndianapolis Colts

    If it’s not Nemhard I’m going to become a Lakers bandwagon fan.
     
    oldberg, LuPoor and Clown like this.
  29. ZeroPointZero

    ZeroPointZero Fired Darvin Ham
    TMB OG
    Los Angeles DodgersLos Angeles LakersLos Angeles RamsTiger WoodsSouthern California Trojans

  30. LuPoor

    LuPoor Heaven has forsaken the masturbator
    Donor
    Tulsa Golden HurricaneGeorgia BulldogsOklahoma City ThunderTottenham Hotspur

    I unironically believe OKC should retire his number. Only player to represent the city for two different franchises
     
    BudKilmer likes this.
  31. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon
    Staff Donor
    Seattle MarinersOregon DucksPortland TimbersPortland Trail Blazers

    we can now start the countdown for the trade request

     
  32. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
    Donor TMB OG
    Alabama Crimson TideAtlanta BravesNew Orleans PelicansDallas CowboysBirmingham Legion

  33. ZeroPointZero

    ZeroPointZero Fired Darvin Ham
    TMB OG
    Los Angeles DodgersLos Angeles LakersLos Angeles RamsTiger WoodsSouthern California Trojans

  34. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    playing hardball with a guy trying to play on a different continent is some real loser stuff
     
  35. LuPoor

    LuPoor Heaven has forsaken the masturbator
    Donor
    Tulsa Golden HurricaneGeorgia BulldogsOklahoma City ThunderTottenham Hotspur

    You have to think the optics of this don't look good to Jokic
     
    EMAW FC, oldberg, aisle seven and 5 others like this.
  36. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
    Donor
    Tennessee VolunteersLos Angeles DodgersBuffalo BillsBuffalo Sabres

    Cry about it
     
    EdmondDantes and Corch like this.
  37. Corch

    Corch Cup o coffee in the big time
    Donor
    Ohio State BuckeyesDenver NuggetsCleveland CavaliersCleveland Guardians

    It's going to carry late night national sports radio segments for 3 weeks until TC starts
     
  38. BudKilmer

    BudKilmer Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG
    Atlanta HawksAtlanta FalconsAvengers

    No clue if this is legit source or not but Beal and Dave getting stretched in the same off season would be wild

    owners should have put an amnesty clause in last collective bargaining

     
  39. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
    Donor TMB OG
    Alabama Crimson TideAtlanta BravesNew Orleans PelicansDallas CowboysBirmingham Legion

  40. ZeroPointZero

    ZeroPointZero Fired Darvin Ham
    TMB OG
    Los Angeles DodgersLos Angeles LakersLos Angeles RamsTiger WoodsSouthern California Trojans

    I think Jaxson has the same agent as Luka and Ayton, probably just doing that guy a solid
     
  41. MG2

    MG2 I like to give away joy for free
    Donor

    I would like to retire the "who else was signing/drafting/trading for..." bit from pods and social media posts. It is used by people like Simmons way too much and is stupid.

    We have decades of data saying that there are 30 teams and many of them do things we do not think is likely all the time.
     
  42. ZeroPointZero

    ZeroPointZero Fired Darvin Ham
    TMB OG
    Los Angeles DodgersLos Angeles LakersLos Angeles RamsTiger WoodsSouthern California Trojans

    in the same vein as his "Did they really have to include (player critical to the trade) in the package for (superstar player)?? I wouldn't have included him if I was them"
     
    MG2 likes this.
  43. MG2

    MG2 I like to give away joy for free
    Donor

    Also, Phoenix waive/stretching Beal to get under the aprons after adding money to the payroll in every other decision they made this offseason seems beyond dumb. You could have done a Durant deal that saved money. Could have dumped Micic for nothing but traded it for Williams. Could have dumped Nick Richards for nothing. None of those things would have been ideal, but all of them are better than eating $18-20M on the cap for the next five years.
     
  44. MG2

    MG2 I like to give away joy for free
    Donor

    Also "you can't tell me _ would have turned that down if you offered it to them!"

    I need a break from Simmons for the next five months.
     
    Charles DeMar and ZeroPointZero like this.
  45. bwi2

    bwi2 Not affiliated with BWI
    Donor
    Duke Blue DevilsWashington NationalsArsenalUSA Basketball

    The whole premise of Jaxson Hayes starting all those games for the Lakers is that as crap as he is, they, in fact, couldn’t just replace him with someone else

    Brad Beal on a vet min fixes a lot of depth issues with that backcourt imo
     
    #63245 bwi2, Jul 6, 2025 at 11:30 PM
    Last edited: Jul 6, 2025 at 11:46 PM
    Charles DeMar and MG2 like this.
  46. vander02

    vander02 Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Arizona DiamondbacksPhoenix SunsArizona CardinalsArsenalArizona State Sun Devils alt

    There’s no plan here, can’t get too deep analyzing Ishbia. He’s never thought about anything other than the exact moment and instant gratification
     
  47. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon
    Staff Donor
    Seattle MarinersOregon DucksPortland TimbersPortland Trail Blazers

    genuinely don't understand the move based on every other phoenix transaction and also the spite that you'd assume would exist with beal being such a zero
     
  48. BudKilmer

    BudKilmer Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG
    Atlanta HawksAtlanta FalconsAvengers

    I mean other than LeBron deciding he wanted to go there and Nico, there’s not a lot of evidence that pelinka is good esp on the margins.


    I guess I am a little surprised there was no Reeves for a big around the draft but when you can get DominAyton for free I guess you keep your powder dry
     
    Charles DeMar likes this.
  49. bwi2

    bwi2 Not affiliated with BWI
    Donor
    Duke Blue DevilsWashington NationalsArsenalUSA Basketball

    agree on the first paragraph

    on the second I don’t see how any serious team could distribute 35 more minutes amongst the non-Luka guards listed there in Reeves’s absence. Unless you can get Brad Beal for free.
     
    BudKilmer likes this.
  50. b7

    b7 Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Ohio State BuckeyesCincinnati RedsPittsburgh SteelersPittsburgh PenguinsCleveland Cavaliers

    People who hate listen to Simmons may want to skip 51:00-53:00 minute mark.

    Him and Russillo are discussing their honorable mention for worse situations and he says Indiana after he just picked them a couple weeks ago as the best situation to be in (Befor the injury I know) but to have one player take you from top to bottom is pretty severe and shows if you can’t win it’s time to rebuild.
     
    bro likes this.