NCAA basketball legal thread: ending the Jayhawks' 62 years of lawlessness

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  1. Homo Erectus

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    I've been drinking so shitty isnt completely fair. Just most of places I've been dont hold candle to STL, Chicago, NYC so i quit looking when plenty of other type places i do like.
     
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  2. Name P. Redacted

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    Cupini’s is pretty good
     
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  3. DirtBall

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    Well of course. Outside of Italy you just named the 3 most prominent Italian cities
     
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  4. Homo Erectus

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    I think the problem is I've been to STL & Chicago this year. Its hard to stack up when travel quite a bit. Sort of like good luck finding Asian food as good as Toronto. #Firstworldproblems
     
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  5. DirtBall

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    Go to Garazzos, Lidias, and Cascones next week and report back. If you really wanna push it add Reiger and Farina to the menu.
     
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    Will you visit me in the hospital after my coronary?

    Also, been 2-3x and wasnt wowed by Lidia's. The Rieger is good stuff, but didnt consider it an Italian place per se.
     
  7. DirtBall

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    Of course my bae
     
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  8. BudKilmer

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    Thread took quite the turn
     
  9. DirtBall

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    Gotta go with the “pasta sampler” or whatever they call it. Rieger? Order that rabbit gnocchi and try to avoid the Italian influence.
     
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  10. Jimmy the Saint

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    I never thought I wanted to go to Missouri to eat Italian food but here we are.
     
  11. bertwing

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    I’m just trying to get you on one of your late night drunk ragers where you call everyone a fucking idiot
     
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  13. Goose

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    The Italian food is literally St. Louis' only redeeming quality
     
  14. devine

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    Auburn? This surprises me
     
  15. hawk217

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    I would also add il centro to the list of Italian spots to try. They’ve got one helluva wine list for Italian wines.
     
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  16. Truman

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    LMAO @ Ellis spending 9 years in college and not getting a degree
     
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    I live just up the street from bella naploi but haven’t been there yet. Actually haven’t had any Italian food in kc yet
     
  18. Doc Louis

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    Come for the Italian, stay for the meth
     
  19. hawk217

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    Chicken spiedini>>>>>>toasted ravioli
     
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  20. Doc Louis

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    He was busy making slacks and dress shirts.
     
  21. Truman

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    boothisman.gif
     
  22. MtOread

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    I’m okay with this becoming a KC restaurant thread to help cope with looming penalties.

    But Farina is pretty solid, Ragaza, Lazia, Lidias, and Garozzos are worth going to as well.
     
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  23. hipsterjoe

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    I don’t know shit about restaurants here in general so I’d take some advice
     
  24. Goose

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    what about fazolis?
     
  25. MtOread

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    Didn’t think it needed to be mentioned, but it’s excellent.
     
  26. Homo Erectus

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    My friend worked there in HS & would bring a bag of breadsticks when hung out.

    Fwiw, weed & breadsticks are a winning combo.
     
  27. Biship

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    What's the last school to get level one and what was the penalty?
     
  28. bertwing

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    Sometimes I just make breadsticks or garlic bread after partaking in herbal supplements
     
  29. EMAW FC

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    Do not let Dirtball’s Italian recs distract you from the fact that KU is cheating out of their ass
     
  30. Homo Erectus

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    Calm down..The title of the thread is basically.."The NCAA gets ready to buttfuck KU." I think they get it.

    And if you don't like Italian food you're a communist. lol
     
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    #Nebraska Cornhuskers come in for Italian recs, Creighton/KU jaysker hate. NFM
     
  32. Homo Erectus

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    Getting institutionally sodomized maybe deserved, but lumping us in with Creighton is a low blow, mister.

    I lived in Nebraska for a few years so thems fighting words .We can meet in a parking lot outside of an Italian restuarant of Dirtballs choosing. lol
     
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  33. Nandor the Relentless

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    Just think, if he had gone to UNC he would have had a few doctorate degrees with as long as he was there!
     
  34. Homo Erectus

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    I'm sure he got tired of hearing those jokes in the 14 years he was there.

    Apparently he has just one class & internship to graduate.
     
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  35. Truman

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    They knew it was a matter of time

     
  36. bwi2

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    IIRC that is fairly standard language
     
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  37. Taques

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    where’s a guy gotta go to get a good gabagool in kansas eh
     
  38. Andy Reocho

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    thanks for bringing a year old tweet back, Truman.
     
  39. Andy Reocho

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    Also, came in expecting a damning news drop about KU, left with more KC Italian food knowledge than I ever cared to know.
     
  40. Truman

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    You’re welcome. Seems fairly relevant right now.
     
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  41. DirtBall

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  43. DirtBall

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    Didn’t properly read the question. Ain’t I an ass.
     
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  44. Truman

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    They should get SMU'd :twocents:
     
  45. Homo Erectus

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    Was expected. Interesting insight on KU board a few days ago from someone who talked to Self himself. He's a pretty reputable long time poster. Doesnt bs or pump sunshine.

    Hearing a loss of scholarships, vacated Final Four & being recruiting pariahs for 2 more years as likely outcome. 50/50 on if Self gets tagged with anything.

    This was the quote..

    "A couple of weeks ago Bill openly talked about this to me and a group of guys. He said we were going to get notice of allegations and it was basically bs. He was very open and blunt about it and said they’ve known for a while now. He said he didn’t think anything would come of it other than it drastically hurting recruiting. He told us to enjoy this year because it could be very special but that the next couple of years could be brutal. When asked why, he said because the unknown punishment kids will not want to commit and other schools will use it against them. He said he thinks at the end of the day they will rule lack of institutional control and throw him under the bus. He said they’ve been looking at anyone and everyone for recruiting knowing most of the team was gone after this year. He mentioned looking at Juco kids and transfers and then literally the next week I think they offered a Juco kid. He said nothing about any bans being a worry. Just my two cents believe it or not."
     
  46. miles

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    Just wondering, but how can LOIC and multiple level I infractions be on the table and bans not be a worry? That's basically the first degree murder of NCAA infractions.
     
  47. texasraider

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    Because the NCAA is a paper tiger
     
  48. Homo Erectus

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    Didnt UNC commit systemic acadmic fraud and skate?
     
  49. texasraider

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    Yes.

    And then there’s the whole Baylor thing