Neal brown to be named head coach of wvu

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  1. Taques

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    does neal brown still have to coach that “quarterback” that got blown out in the bowl game? :roll: :roll: :roll:
     
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  2. Cornelius Suttree

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    congrats to Coach Brown and his family on the exciting opportunity to take WVU places Dana wasn't capable of doing
     
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  3. Fudd

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    Imagine having Baker Mayfield and Patrick Mahomes in a 5 year span and accomplishing exactly nothing.

    Friggin yikes
     
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  5. devine

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    to think you guys could have had Neal, but instead. Well, it doesn’t need repeated :roll:
     
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  6. devine

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    Thank you
     
  7. bro

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    we got ourselves a good ol' fashioned roll-off
     
  8. Boo MFer!

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  9. devine

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    Wait, they didn’t win anything with two of the best nfl QBs? How is that even possible?
     
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  10. Taques

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    we preferred the 11-win guy out in the wilderness over the 10-win guy fueled by players that teams like auburn couldn’t sneak past compliance :roll: :roll: :roll:
     
  11. (Z)

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    That's a really good hire for WVU. WVU is a tougher gig with the conference deal, but I think he'll do well there.
     
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  12. teel

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    Rock me mama like a wagon Neal!
     
  13. Bo Pelinis

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    Oh the Neal in the sky keeps on turning
     
  14. Bo Pelinis

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    Jesus take the Neal
     
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  15. Taques

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    hes actually a perfect fit for WVU :roll: :roll: :roll:

     
  16. devine

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    Matt wells has literally never won 11 games (in 6 seasons. Yikes!) and had 3 straight losing seasons despite taking over a team that had just gone 11-2 lmfao
     
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  17. Bo Pelinis

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    I guess he's a real Neal...

    [​IMG]

    ...OF... FORTUNE.
     
  18. Fudd

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    All time great nicknames:

    - "Little" Marco Rubio
    - Elizabeth "Pocohontas" Warren
    - Jeb "Low Energy" Bush
    - Matt "3 Wins" Wells
     
  19. Taques

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  20. Zebbie

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    Just positioning himself to take the Kentucky job in the future
     
  21. devine

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    He didn’t coach the bowl game. And given his recent track record of losing bowl games and not even winning enough games 3 years in a row to make one (despite everyone making bowl games these days), its fair to say he would have lost that one too.
     
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  22. devine

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    I love that we hired a guy that beat Nebraska
     
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  23. Taques

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    :roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll:
    :roll::roll::roll:SPIN:roll::roll::roll:
    :roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll:
    :roll::roll::roll: IT :roll::roll::roll:
    :roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll:
     
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  24. Bo Pelinis

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    Quit making things about Nebraska.
     
  25. bigred77

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    you would think something like that would get a coach fired
     
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  26. Taques

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    fixed :roll: :roll: :roll:
     
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  27. devine

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    this is an all-time meltdown :roll: :roll:
     
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  28. devine

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    National media praising wvu for the best hire of the season

    Meanwhile no one even knew who tech hired besides a guy that destroyed a once proud program :roll:
     
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  30. devine

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    Thanks. Glad to see some tech fans on here can be classy
     
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  31. Leeds Raider

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    You hate to see this. Wells only missed bowl eligibility once. You can't tout his losing bowl games from 6-7 seasons to in the same sentence say they didn't even go to those bowl games. Try harder.

    But good hire WV, Brown should do well there.
     
  32. Gritty Badger

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    Team Taques although Neal Brown is a good coach WVU will ruin him
     
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  33. devine

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    Yikes
     
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  34. devine

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    :roll: spin it
     
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  35. Gritty Badger

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    WVU just started a QB that couldn’t beat out Malik Rosier and had to transfer.... you should just end your program at that point
     
  36. devine

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    Luckily we sent that guy to Houston
     
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  37. Fudd

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    At only 38 years old, having accomplished so much on the field during his brief coaching career, many people are calling Neal Brown the next Nick Saban.
     
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  38. Tobias

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    fun fact that not many people know: neal brown is mack brown’s son
     
  39. Fudd

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    I did a little digging and this is what I found:

    Troy had not had a double digit win season between 2001 (their first year in 1A) until the hiring of Neal Brown in 2015. Brown had 3 consecutive double digit win seasons in only 4 seasons as HC of Troy. In the four years prior to Brown's hire, the Trojans finished 7th, 6th, 3rd, and 7th in the Sun Belt. Brown had them trending upward immediately, finishing 5th, 3rd, and first the last two seasons.

    Can't argue with results folks.
     
  40. Boo MFer!

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    Three consecutive double digit win seasons is certainly impressive. Ya know, that number “three” reminds of the time Matt Wells won three games in a year at Utah State.
     
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  41. Shiggityshwo

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    it's like this killer nerd hasn't even seen that Mack Brown "walking the walk" recruiting article that's making the rounds shaking my darn head
     
  42. hardcorekickball

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    Well yea, Chad Morris was last year. You can’t count that back to back.
     
  44. Boo MFer!

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    Buddy, how much time do you got? Lol
     
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