(Netflix) I think you should leave now

Discussion in 'TV Board' started by DrTomOsbourne, Apr 24, 2019.

  1. DrTomOsbourne

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    Discuss.

    Insanely funny. Only 16 minutes each. Great cameos.
     
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  2. BellottiBold

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    I enjoyed the sketch where the gals are trying to caption their vapid IG posts
     
  3. Space

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    Love this. Flavors of Kroll Show and Tim and Eric
     
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  4. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Their bones are their money and so are the worms
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    What’s the next joke? That you put cake batter on my pants so it looks like I cummed in my pants? Have two meatballs fall down my leg so it looks like I tore my scrotum?
     
  5. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Their bones are their money and so are the worms
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    The bones are their money. So are the worms.
     
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  6. ElectricDreamMachine

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    the motorcycle skit destroyed me

    "what the heck...two motorcycles with a little house in the middle?? okay!"
     
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  7. Clown Baby

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    “My farts don't sound anything like that. My farts are long! And way louder...and they reek! So what's the joke? That I had a milder fart than I normally do? That nobody's puking from my fart? Is that the joke? That I farted and no one barfed?!"
     
  8. ElectricDreamMachine

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    is that what they mean by hung like a horse? yours is bigger than that!
     
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  9. Clown Baby

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  10. Clown Baby

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  11. ElectricDreamMachine

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    the way the entire room turns on paul in this skit is so good
     
  12. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Their bones are their money and so are the worms
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    I’m absolutely in love with this show. My biggest critique is that I need more of it.
     
  13. Clown Baby

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    Okay, this is probably not gonna help but he was also a frequent guest on the Colgate Comedy Hour
     
  14. ElectricDreamMachine

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  15. Clown Baby

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    Bad list is bad.

    Pink Bag, Choking, Instagram, Robert Palins, Baby Shower, Game Night, Laser Spine Specialists, Traffic, Focus Group, and Gift Receipt are my top ten in no particular order. I do find myself singing about the night the skeletons came to life more than anything though, so that’s probably #1.
     
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  16. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Their bones are their money and so are the worms
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  17. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Their bones are their money and so are the worms
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    The worms are their money, the bones are their dollars
     
  18. laxjoe

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    Just started ep 1. This is great
     
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  19. Clown Baby

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    Slurping down fish piss with these two wet chodes
     
  20. ElectricDreamMachine

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  21. DrTomOsbourne

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    Happy mother's day to all mom's in the world besides Bart Harley Jarvis's
     
  22. Clown Baby

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    It needs to be quality on my end otherwise no fuckin’ deal
     
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  23. Clown Baby

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    If you’re like me and need more of this in your life, please watch Tim Robinson’s episode of The Characters on Netflix.
     
  24. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Their bones are their money and so are the worms
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    Someone call an ambulance. Tell them it’s the ugly house on Kenmore. The one where you can see the KFC sign through their front window.
     
  25. ElectricDreamMachine

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    "dad, i got good news and bad news. good news is, mom's still alive. bad news, she's sleeping with my boss, rog, king of the slams."
     
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  26. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Their bones are their money and so are the worms
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    “Lady luuuuck. Put it all on seven.”

    “Snake eyes.”

    “OH NO! I’M RUINED! I’M A DEAD MAN!”
     
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  27. Clown Baby

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    I can finally lift my son over my head again and there ain’t shit he can do about it! Come here, you little fuck! He’s been rude to me his whole life!
     
  28. Clown Baby

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    I’m through, Robbie! I played Mount River Rock for my whole family and they laughed at me.

    Your family hates you! Only I love you!
     
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  29. Clown Baby

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    A man comes to the ER with a bolt in his head but he bleeds out in the waiting room because the doctors are too busy trying to put two meatballs into my scrotum and cake batter back in my penis. Is that the joke? On the man’s widow?
     
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  30. ElectricDreamMachine

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    Connor O’Malley is so goddamn great in both of the skits he’s featured in
     
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  31. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins AND STAY OUT OF THE WOOLWORTH
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    Alright my entire face hurts from laughter
     
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  32. Clown Baby

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    The water doesn’t stink, you’re choking to death
     
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  33. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins AND STAY OUT OF THE WOOLWORTH
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    FUCK YOU JARVIS
     
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  34. Clown Baby

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    GET HIM OUTTA HERE!!
     
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  35. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins AND STAY OUT OF THE WOOLWORTH
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    Is that a toupee YOU PIECE OF SHIT
     
  36. Space

    Space Miami

    Thank you for this
     
  37. BayouMafia

    BayouMafia this that slumdog millionaire Bollywood flow
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    No Magic Show or Hot Dog Car?
     
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  38. BayouMafia

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    Fenton’s Stables and Horse Ranch, where the horses are hung like you
     
  39. Clown Baby

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    Hot Dog car just missed the cut. Love Magic Show too but it’s probably top 20.
     
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  40. DrTomOsbourne

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    Honk if you're horny is an underrated gem
     
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  41. Clown Baby

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    The hug at the end is amazing and the song is perfection
     
  42. Clown Baby

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    That song is rockin’, baby! We gotta fly Jeff Crisp down from Indiana to mix it professionally!
     
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  43. ElectricDreamMachine

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    It’s also in Johnny’s q zone. Johnny how bout you do palm tree for us?
     
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  44. Clown Baby

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    PALM TREE GIRLS LOVE PALM TREE GUYS
     
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  45. Clown Baby

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    We’ll talk about it when I get home. Hey, Uncle Dave’s not over is he? Good.

    YES SIR! YES SIR! YES SIR, SERGEANT! AFFIRMATIVE! AFFIRMATIVE! I love you.

    Say it. Say it. Say it. Dammit.
     
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    A gooda steering whill that doesn’t fly outta the car while you are drifing.
     
  47. momux

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    I generally enjoyed this show a lot but the variation in sketches is pretty significant. Some were complete misses (ebenezer scrooge), some I could see where they were going but didn’t really connect (airplane bit with will forte), and some are some of the funniest bits of TV I’ve seen this year (magic show, baby judging, and others I can think of).
     
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  48. ElectricDreamMachine

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    Disagree pretty strongly. Thought it was basically all just varying degrees of hilarious, and even the ones I don’t find myself longing to rewatch manage to not overstay their welcome.
     
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  49. Clown Baby

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    POPPERS
     
  50. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Their bones are their money and so are the worms
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    Maybe we could find the guy a discipline him ourselves. Maybe spank his bare bottom. Maybe you could do.

    Not gonna happen.

    Okay, you then.

    No!

    Well, someone is gonna have to spank him
     
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