(Netflix) I think you should leave now

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  1. ElectricDreamMachine

    ElectricDreamMachine he was on the colgate comedy hour
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    have y'all found irl friends that love the show as well? it's quite satisfying.

    was in a wedding this past weekend and one of the other groomsmen who i like a lot but don't see very often due to location quoted from the car focus group. it then turned into an entire weekend of us bothering the rubes who haven't seen the show with "NOW THAT'S A NICE MOTORCYCLE" and the like
     
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  2. Clown Baby

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  3. Clown Baby

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    My wife loves the show so I’m very lucky
     
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  4. ElectricDreamMachine

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    wait is this a bit

    when the hell did you get married
     
  5. Clown Baby

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  6. Clown Baby

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    Is this a bit? I’ve been living in wife city a year and a half now.

     
  7. ElectricDreamMachine

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    well, good luck not having a magician pull your little boy dick out on stage one day in front of your wife
     
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  8. Clown Baby

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    God forbid because the wife will make sure that the kids never respect me and I can’t have that
     
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  9. Clown Baby

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    If I’m dying tonight, I’m eating filet mignon! And it’s overcooked. Im not paying for it, it’s overcooked. You! Gimme me grand back, asshole!

    It don’t seem right, Mr. Paradise, but okay.

    Look at that. I’M RICH AGAIN! Lady Luck. They call her Lady Luck. Put it on black!

    It’s red.

    AHHHHHHHH! IMMA DEAD MAN!!
     
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  10. Clown Baby

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    Which one of you fuckers is running this account?

     
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  11. ElectricDreamMachine

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    i wish. i've followed it for weeks now tho.

    also not gonna lie--the lack of an i think you should leave fan insta account has kinda had me wanting to start one
     
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  12. Clown Baby

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    I’m obviously happy someone is tweeting about it but 23 hours after I posted the same thing here? Spooooooky. I mean, it could literally be any one of us.
     
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  13. ElectricDreamMachine

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    gotta be one of those bonies from the future
     
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  14. ElectricDreamMachine

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    maybe take his bare butt out of his costume and spank him--how bout you sir?
     
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  15. Clown Baby

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    Not gonna happen
     
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  16. ElectricDreamMachine

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    well, one of us is gonna have to do it!
     
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  17. Clown Baby

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  18. EMAW FC

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    Proud to say my Uncle is in the Baby Shower sketch
     
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  19. ElectricDreamMachine

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    some tremendous replies here



     
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  20. Clown Baby

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    :roll:
     
  21. Xander Crews

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    Same. ”Now you have to kiss your mother in law” has made its way into our lexicon.
     
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  22. Clown Baby

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    My wife literally hit me with that yesterday. We also do the choking gag a lot and say “what the hell is this” or “this water stinks” or “poppers!”
     
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  23. Xander Crews

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    She made me look like an absolute crazy person the other day at a Mexican restaurant when she said that she talked to the manager about the new nacho rule they put in place.
     
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  24. Clown Baby

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    My wife is wearing this weird sports bra hybrid thing around the house and I asked her what it was and if it does anything else and her reply was:

    [​IMG]
     
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  25. ElectricDreamMachine

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  26. ElectricDreamMachine

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    just as a sampling





     
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  27. Xander Crews

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    I need at least 100 more episodes of this show
     
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  28. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

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    As a giant fan of the show and a huge NBA fan, I think you should league pass is the greatest thing in the history of the internet.
     
  29. Clown Baby

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    I’m not a regular follower of the league but I get (and love) all the jokes. Just an A+ account. The Dolan stuff in particular is gold.
     
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  30. Clown Baby

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  31. Xander Crews

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    Literally the only way we communicate now.
     
  32. Space

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    Really jealous you have such a cool mom. Mine never texts anything funny to me
     
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  33. Xander Crews

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    She’s the best.
     
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  34. Clown Baby

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  35. Clown Baby

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  36. Xander Crews

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  37. ElectricDreamMachine

    ElectricDreamMachine he was on the colgate comedy hour
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    “They’re stanzos; they’re nice” has been a favorite non sequitur of late
     
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