Someone I know posted on Facebook recently their apartment complex is threatening to require all dogs to be DNA tested so they can match dog shit to offending culprits
Don't want to be the one up guy so let's just say there is a rather lengthy thread about asking a guy to post the video of a guy who picked up his dog poop and put it in the other guys trash can. Best part is the one with video is definitely making it clear he is not afraid to post said video
they did this at my apartment complex where i used to live no joke you were required to bring dog shit to their office to be tagged and sent off if I had a dog I'd have sent my own shit and figured out my ancestry #lifehack
4 people appreciate how much time, money, and frustration it took to knock over 22 bottles worth of goldfish at the fireman's carnival.
this dog is still missing and Bridget has not given up hope and still posts that someone must have him
Someone posted security camera footage of a dude checking his car doors late at night. It was super clear video and was very obviously a young white guy.
I love the idea of all of these people sitting, alone, in their homes, not talking to each other, telling each other to call the police on every stranger seen in their neighborhood. And by "I love it", I mean it's all very unsettling.
Lady has posted for the 10th time about her lost dog. Everything was peaceful until neighbor asked how much the reward is, Things getting warm...
lechnerd you are missing trolling opportunities. You need to be posting constantly about cougars on the prowl in your neighborhood because I see two in that post alone. Not that I have anything to teach you about trolling...
My wife despises my trolling and she would flip out if she ever saw me trolling on nextdoor. With that said it has taken every fiber in my body not to unload everything I've got on that website. You've never seen a more uptight bunch in your life. Besides the wife though I have to live with these people so that could get awkward when I run into these people at the neighborhood pool. "Hey Karl, sorry about the comment regarding your wife and the septic system. I was just trolling."
I've been getting a lot of "does anyone know the owner of a black Nissan Murano in the neighborhood? The driver was going faster that I would like. If you read this you should be ASHAMED. ASHAMED AND FEEL BAD. SAD that people drive like this with no concern for others or their pets!!!!!!! We also have a mom trying to give away some lunchables that her daughters don't want.
Around my inlaws neighborhood they posted a bunch of signs telling people "drive like your kids play here", my fil: While he blows by in his Camaro, someone bitched to my mil on Nextdoor about it she just told them to take it up with him. A couple approached him he just started talking about how much he loves the car, the husband was impressed when he brought the car out, the wife was pissed.
It's depressing that something this wonderful is right under lechnerd's nose and there's nothing he can do about it. Fucking travesty.
I recommend offering to start up a Neighborhood Watch Cat Patrol Unit. Perhaps the HOA will pay for firearms to help eliminate any found off their property. If someone complains about a dog "sorry lady outside my jurisdiction."
You're in my brain. Has to be a way to create an alt account. I'm going to get this accomplished one way or another.
You can get on by having someone in the neighborhood invite you or request a postcard from them? Could you make up an email address and send a request to the new email and just register as someone on the street that isn't on there? Looks like you have to confirm you live there with proof or the post card route.
Reminds me of a post where someone was bitching that a person running for some HOA seat was putting a flier in everyone's mailbox. Multiple page thread about the violation of federal mailbox laws and political advertisement HOA rules.
Looks like I can register but they have to verify 1 of 3 ways... CC: they use your cc to check the home address and since I already have a next door acct that won't work Postcard: I can't get (and receive) the post card mailed to my fictitious address for obvious reasosn Phone: they text an invitation code to your phone. this might work but I used my phone to register for my account but I used mine to register my account so it would have to be a different phone. Maybe I'll buy a burner. #trollproblems