Nextdoor.com...Scout is born

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by lechnerd, Aug 31, 2016.

  1. lechnerd

    lechnerd They say Monaco is a sunny place for shady people
    Donor
    Texas AandM Aggies alt

    I have so many questions.
     
    dump, petey23 and bigred77 like this.
  2. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
    Donor
    Auburn TigersAtlanta BravesWashington Football TeamAtlanta United

    Like....who resuces squirrels??
     
    wes tegg and lechnerd like this.
  3. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Texas Tech Red RaidersTexas RangersSan Antonio SpursDallas CowboysKansas City ChiefsAustin FCTexas Tech Red Raiders alt

    and what are they in rehab for?
     
  4. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
    Donor
    Auburn TigersAtlanta BravesWashington Football TeamAtlanta United

    I think they are babies being nursed to health.

    No idea if they get released
     
    dump and lechnerd like this.
  5. Arkadin

    Arkadin inefficiently efficent and unclearly clear
    Donor

    ive rescued squirrels before but only held them briefly until they could go to the proper rehab facility. I guess if you're knowledgeable you could do it in your home. This lady who lives next door to my friends lake house is like an official state of SC rehab person and always has all these fucking ducks and geese and such
     
  6. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Texas Tech Red RaidersTexas RangersSan Antonio SpursDallas CowboysKansas City ChiefsAustin FCTexas Tech Red Raiders alt

    i was hoping it was for a nut addiction
     
  7. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Texas Tech Red RaidersTexas RangersSan Antonio SpursDallas CowboysKansas City ChiefsAustin FCTexas Tech Red Raiders alt

    :ded:
     
    oldberg, AUB, wes tegg and 4 others like this.
  8. MODEVIL

    MODEVIL Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Los Angeles LakersChelseaLos Angeles Angels of AnaheimUnited States Men's National Soccer TeamLos Angeles Football ClubArizona State Sun Devils

    Airport noise

    From 7 a.m. to 7:20 a.m. They launched 10 Jets out of there. What's going on with our local Airport you would think it's LAX now.

    A bunch of responses about how that is normal in the morning and we live near an airport.

    Then this:


    Debbie Morris, The Eastside·4h agoNew
    For all of you digital warriors out there with repressed anger issues - why not just pass on posting if you have nothing useful or nice to say. It’s seems like nextdoor has become a venue for undersexed angry people to vent at the expense of our neighbors that are posting questions. I’ve lived here since before the airport was built and yes it has been louder lately. For those of you who claim to have lived here a long time - maybe it’s time to get your hearing checked

    Eric Kuyper, The Eastside·4h agoNew
    Debbie, why undersexed? Are you suggesting that increased fornication could assist in the civility of this website? I mean, I'm willing to try, take one for the team and all, it's just not the causality I would have assumed.
     
  9. buy_dont_lease

    buy_dont_lease Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.
    Donor
    Texas AandM Aggies altTexas RangersDallas CowboysTottenham HotspurDallas Mavericks alt

  10. Arkadin

    Arkadin inefficiently efficent and unclearly clear
    Donor

    They seem ungrateful
     
    One Two, dump, lechnerd and 3 others like this.
  11. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
    Donor
    Auburn TigersAtlanta BravesWashington Football TeamAtlanta United

  12. Don't Hate Me Bro!

    Don't Hate Me Bro! Wigglin my toes on a mink rug...
    Indiana HoosiersNotre Dame Fighting IrishChicago CubsIndianapolis Colts

  13. xec

    xec Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Florida State SeminolesUtah UtesReal Salt LakeLas Vegas Golden KnightsPorto

    Now you just need the resident who posts about losing his sandwich and has anyone seen it.
     
    Taffy, One Two, dump and 11 others like this.
  14. jrmy

    jrmy For bookings contact Morgan at 702-374-3735
    Donor
    South Carolina GamecocksAtlanta BravesDallas CowboysNational LeagueAvengersBarAndGrill

    My brother found 3 while working (he works in surveying) and took them home. We told him to take them to someone who could actually take care of them. He finally did after his dog ate one and he accidentally stepped on another. He sucks.
     
    dump, lechnerd and bigred77 like this.
  15. jrmy

    jrmy For bookings contact Morgan at 702-374-3735
    Donor
    South Carolina GamecocksAtlanta BravesDallas CowboysNational LeagueAvengersBarAndGrill

    lechnerd likes this.
  16. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
    Donor
    Auburn TigersAtlanta BravesWashington Football TeamAtlanta United

    Post deleted
     
    lechnerd likes this.
  17. lechnerd

    lechnerd They say Monaco is a sunny place for shady people
    Donor
    Texas AandM Aggies alt

    Had a good one the other day where a mom was asking for tattoo parlor recommendations.

    A handful of Jesus people began begging her not to disgrace the body that God gave her with a tattoo.

    Good stuff.
     
  18. Corky Bucek

    Corky Bucek Placeholder for a Custom Title
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Auburn TigersLos Angeles LakersLos Angeles RamsAnaheim DucksManchester UnitedLos Angeles Angels of Anaheim

    :laugh: as you know that's what you get when you put noise restrictions on the airport

    Edit: For those not familiar, John Wayne Airport aka SNA has a noise restriction from 10:30 pm to 7:00 am, so no flights. They still have flights scheduled for 6:30 am to 6:59 am, but the second it flips over to 7:00 am it's just a take off line of planes. It's been like this for years.
     
    #818 Corky Bucek, Nov 13, 2017
    Last edited: Nov 13, 2017
    One Two, dump, THF and 2 others like this.
  19. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
    Donor
    Arkansas RazorbacksSan Francisco GiantsOklahoma City ThunderDallas CowboysSan Francisco 49'ersMontreal Impact

    And they floor it to get enough altitude quickly to get above the restrictions. It’s one of my favorite airports to takeoff from.
     
    One Two, dump, lechnerd and 3 others like this.
  20. Corky Bucek

    Corky Bucek Placeholder for a Custom Title
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Auburn TigersLos Angeles LakersLos Angeles RamsAnaheim DucksManchester UnitedLos Angeles Angels of Anaheim

    Yeah that too. Best part is when they cut the engines earlier than normal.
     
    dump, THF and lechnerd like this.
  21. HatterasJack

    HatterasJack Is your refrigerator running? It's Mike Hunt.
    Donor

    Not sure where else to post this and it doesn’t deserve its own thread. So I have a shitty neighbor. They are on the next street over but our houses back up to each other. They have always been “the loud” house. Which I generally just tolerate because it’s temporary. However, they recently built a skateboard ramp and it’s as close to my house as they can put it with the open back (and sound) facing my house.

    It’s hard to describe the sound but I guess I would say similar to the sound a speeding train makes when the railroad ties slap down. It’s truly just a very loud and grating sound, a bang bang every time they go up and down the ramp. Every thirty seconds, for hours on end. I can hear it over a loud TV and in my closet which is through three walls including a fireplace. It’s driving me insane. I tried the nice neighbor go and talk to them routine and the cunt wife was a cunt wife. I’ve called the police and they hate them as well but say it’s really difficult to enforce (need sound meter, etc to cite).

    Trying to weigh my options here. I can just grin and bear it until it makes me flip and kill their child, myself or the wife. I can keep calling the cops. I can sue them. I can purchase five cases of air horns and return the favor. I can move. Any other thoughts? I can’t deal with this shit for five years though.

    Few extra details. Very upscale neighborhood (humble brag), no real HOAs, wealthy prick (powerful) lawyer neighbor, all the neighbors hate them.
     
  22. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Miami DolphinsChelseaMiami Heat

    Cover the ramp in non stick spray
     
    One Two, Doug, Tobias and 6 others like this.
  23. HatterasJack

    HatterasJack Is your refrigerator running? It's Mike Hunt.
    Donor

    Thought about that. Or loosening some screws.
     
  24. John McGuirk

    John McGuirk member of the blue tiger club
    Donor
    Auburn TigersAtlanta BravesDallas CowboysDallas StarsDallas Mavericks alt

    Take a dump on their skateboard ramp
     
    TDCD, Baron, One Two and 5 others like this.
  25. lechnerd

    lechnerd They say Monaco is a sunny place for shady people
    Donor
    Texas AandM Aggies alt

    You can’t change your neighbors obviously. I would be most concerned about when you try to sell. A skate ramp in the backyard would be a huge turnoff for a potential buyer.
    In the interim I would look into purchasing tall/thick shrubs. Getting them out of sight should be job one. Thick shrubs additionally should help dissipate the sound to some degree.
     
    wes tegg likes this.
  26. HatterasJack

    HatterasJack Is your refrigerator running? It's Mike Hunt.
    Donor

    Unfortunately (and somewhat fortunately) I already have a wall of vegetation between us. We can’t see each other’s houses so the visual isn’t an issue. Just the sound. I can’t imagine the kids are into skateboarding for too long but another six months is pretty much a no go at this point.

    Hatterasjack edit add on: they also have a large circular part to their driveway. When I suggested moving it to the other side and pointing it the other way the wife responded with “well then our next door neighbors are going to get upset”. I just looked at her is disbelief. They suck.
     
    lechnerd likes this.
  27. Arkadin

    Arkadin inefficiently efficent and unclearly clear
    Donor

    burn it
     
    One Two, xec, dump and 3 others like this.
  28. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
    Donor
    Kansas State WildcatsTexas Rangers

    See if you can find some industrial strength skunk spray. Then get a remote controlled misting fan. Whenever they start up, push the button.
     
  29. LetItSoak

    LetItSoak Well-Known Member
    Donor

    The question is really just how you're going to fuck up that ramp. Some type of Molotov cocktail seems like the play
     
    Doug, xec and Arkadin like this.
  30. HatterasJack

    HatterasJack Is your refrigerator running? It's Mike Hunt.
    Donor

    One more fun fact. The acoustics are such that I can hear their conversations when they are out near their pool very clearly. I know the wife is having an affair. I have more than once considered telling the husband about the “other noise” I have heard if this doesn’t get worked out.
     
    SmoochieWallace, Champ, FTK and 10 others like this.
  31. Bill the Butcher

    Bill the Butcher Roscoe's favorite poster
    Donor

    Plant some bamboo in their yard. Best one I have seen for a shit neighbor.
     
  32. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
    Donor
    Kansas State WildcatsTexas Rangers

    just make sure to buy the considerate and respectable bamboo that recognizes fence lines
     
    wes tegg likes this.
  33. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
    Donor
    Clemson TigersNebraska CornhuskersCarolina PanthersKansas City Chiefs

    Would their insurance cover something like that? Seems like that’s some big liability
     
  34. Arkadin

    Arkadin inefficiently efficent and unclearly clear
    Donor

    i say the ramp burns and you out the affair
     
    Nole96SC, Taffy, LetItSoak and 3 others like this.
  35. Penguin The Duck

    Penguin The Duck Well-Known Member / #NFT Influencer
    Donor
    Oklahoma State CowboysTexas RangersDallas MavericksDallas CowboysNashville Predators

    She will get the house in the divorce.

    You know what to do now.
     
  36. Don't Hate Me Bro!

    Don't Hate Me Bro! Wigglin my toes on a mink rug...
    Indiana HoosiersNotre Dame Fighting IrishChicago CubsIndianapolis Colts

    Bird seed. Chuck handfuls over at the ramp, kids will get sick of cleaning shit off after awhile and give up skateboarding.
     
  37. John McGuirk

    John McGuirk member of the blue tiger club
    Donor
    Auburn TigersAtlanta BravesDallas CowboysDallas StarsDallas Mavericks alt

    HatterasJack i think you underestimate this. I absolutely think this deserves its own thread
     
  38. MoJo

    MoJo It bees that way sometimes...
    Donor
    Southern Mississippi Golden EaglesNew Orleans Saints

    [​IMG]
    Brad
    ,

    SALAD?
    Was my house the only door this guy knocked on wanting to sell FRESH TOSSED SALAD? if anyone else had this knock at the door please let me know. Thanks
     
    Champ, Taffy, Popovio and 9 others like this.
  39. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Texas Tech Red RaidersTexas RangersSan Antonio SpursDallas CowboysKansas City ChiefsAustin FCTexas Tech Red Raiders alt

    REGGNECK and lechnerd like this.
  40. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
    Donor

    Ch..ch..ch..Chip and Dale?
     
  41. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
    Donor
    Auburn TigersAtlanta BravesWashington Football TeamAtlanta United

  42. HatterasJack

    HatterasJack Is your refrigerator running? It's Mike Hunt.
    Donor

    Yeah, all the vegetation between our lots blocks out the view of the ramp. If you are referring to the wife, would love to find those.
     
    dump, Funshot Residue and bigred77 like this.
  43. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Miami DolphinsChelseaMiami Heat

    Buy a GoPro
    Wear it
    Tell the husband
    Post video here
     
    Baron, One Two, xec and 6 others like this.
  44. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
    Donor TMB OG
    Alabama Crimson TideAtlanta BravesNew Orleans PelicansDallas CowboysBirmingham Legion

    The Village Idiot is taking his RAGE out on the neighborhood animals

    I know many of you have read my various posts & rants regarding the 'Village Idiot", who lives across the street. He has hit a NEW LOW, even for him. Amongst his collection of Junk and salvage vehicles parked in his yard he has an old salvage boat that he was given and towed home a year or so ago. He Now has complained to Animal Control that 'Our Cats' have destroyed his boat by getting in it etc.etc. The only way you could hurt that pile of junk would be to put it in a lake and watch it sink from the condition it was in when he received it. The 'cats' he speaks of are the Ferral Cats that we and many others feed in the neighborhood. The Mama cat and her one kitten have picked our house as their main source of heat as they can get under our house, which is fine with us. They keep the ground squirrel poplulation under control and are begining to trust us enough to not run too far when a door is open. Now we are watching Animal Control with cages across the street trying to catch them and we are praying they get away to safety. He is a very cruel sick person who has way too much time on his hands and so does his live in companion who promotes his sick behavior. Which of course is 90% of the time directed at us, since I was his sperm doner. But ya know his mother flushed the best part of him down the toilet and the best thing he could do would be to change his name and MOVE.
     
  45. Arkadin

    Arkadin inefficiently efficent and unclearly clear
    Donor

    Didn't see that ending coming
     
    HuskerInMiami, FTK, wes tegg and 10 others like this.
  46. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
    Donor
    Georgia BulldogsSeattle MarinersCharlotte FC

    Start a very smelly compost pile as close to the ramp as possible.
     
    wes tegg likes this.
  47. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
    Donor TMB OG
    Alabama Crimson TideAtlanta BravesNew Orleans PelicansDallas CowboysBirmingham Legion

    He called the Enviromental Police!!

    Jason Shipp Owns the property. We have tried to get him to realize that 'Hunter" is a bad seed, a bad tenant and if he is caught selling drugs from that house they will take his property. He believe we are just being dramatic. We KNOW this person, better than most. HE will destroy everything he touches in order to get his way as he is a Narcisistic Personality and cares about no one or no thing other than himself. I and the rest of the family had to severe ties with him, after trying so many times to help him change his life. Now he is after revenge on the family and will not stop until he destroys our lives if he can. The Enviromental Police, have been informed of his filth and the city via 311 have turned the reports over to them but that was back in August on the 31st and still nothing is done. Yet he calls animal control to make a bogus complaint and they are out in force stating if a claim is made they MUST follow up. Well I sure would like to know when we get our follow up. We have complained to the police, to the Mayor, when Bell was in office, to City Hall to Environmental Police To the Home Owner....NADA...NOthing...
     
    dump and lechnerd like this.
  48. jrmy

    jrmy For bookings contact Morgan at 702-374-3735
    Donor
    South Carolina GamecocksAtlanta BravesDallas CowboysNational LeagueAvengersBarAndGrill

    Wait the village idiot is the guy’s son?
     
    wes tegg, southlick, dump and 3 others like this.
  49. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Texas Tech Red RaidersTexas RangersSan Antonio SpursDallas CowboysKansas City ChiefsAustin FCTexas Tech Red Raiders alt

    really makes you think
     
    dump, lechnerd, xec and 1 other person like this.
  50. jrmy

    jrmy For bookings contact Morgan at 702-374-3735
    Donor
    South Carolina GamecocksAtlanta BravesDallas CowboysNational LeagueAvengersBarAndGrill

    M Night Syamalan is writing Next Door posts now apparently instead of doing movies
     
    shawnoc, MODEVIL, wes tegg and 5 others like this.