Ok, so breaking this post down: Homey got a colonial hat on. Jericho: oh for fuck sake Not vaccinated: probably could have assumed that from Jericho but still for fuck sake. Curfew: HES FUCKING TWO. Pick his ass up. Outside bedroom: saving this post for CPS. REBECCA
If some place charged me premium prices for delicious Gulf shrimp and served me lower quality shrimp I would be pissed too.
that twitter feed is full of gold https://twitter.com/bestofnextdoor <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">"SUSPICIOUS ICE CREAM VAN" <a href="https://t.co/1hWFVOBXzV">pic.twitter.com/1hWFVOBXzV</a></p>— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) <a href="">May 31, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
I have seen some random stuff for sale recently. Such tonight it was a spare seat for a Honda Pilot. Not sure who was doing it but it’s taking all my willpower not to follow every post like this asking to buy whatever random item they are selling.
Suspicious Activity - 1824 Defoor Apartments Hi everyone, Around 8:40pm last night (06/02/2018) I pulled into a parking space at my apartment building. Immediately after I pulled into a spot, a male in a black Honda Civic or Accord pulled into the spot next to me swiftly (he did not enter the gate after me so he was already in the complex prior to my arrival.) He looked at me, and then put his car in reverse and blocked me into my spot. As I wasn’t sure whether he was waiting on someone or what, I called my fiancé and asked him to stay on the phone with me as I felt a little uncomfortable. The man was looking directly at me/my car and wasn’t moving. I threw my car in reverse hoping he would move and he didn’t. About a minute later, he quickly reversed out of the lot. I started backing out of the spot to go park in a different location, when I realized that he had cut-off another female in a black Jeep/SUV and wasn’t letting her into the lot. I then pulled back into the spot and ensured my doors were locked in my car. Moments later, the girl pulled into the spot next to me, and the Black Honda pulled directly behind both of us, blocking us both into the parking spots. He was staring intently at the 2 of us. I immediately threw my car in reverse as my only form of defense at this point was my car. I’m not sure whether it was me almost hitting his car that spooked him or if another car pulled in, however, he immediately reversed his car and sped off. Terrified of what just happened, I did not get out of my car and drove off to a friend’s place for the night. The apartment complex was able to confirm that prior to me leaving the apartment complex (around 8:58pm-ish,) a black Honda Accord/Civic quickly rushed through the gate and off of 1824 Defoor’s property. This was at dusk and it was still well-lit outside. Please be cautious when parking your car and call 911 if you notice a man in a black Honda Accord/Civic lurking around. I have already filed a police report with Officer K.Johnson and requested increased patrol in the area. Person 1 Hair: black, short Top: white T-shirt Bottom: Couldn’t tell (never got out of car) Shoes: Couldn’t tell Age: Mid-20s, Early 30s Sex: Male Race: African American Physical Build: Slender/Athletic Vehicle 1 Color: Black Make: Honda Model: Civic/Accord Year: 2013+ Type: Sedan (4-door) License Plate: Never saw I have reported this information to the police And it led to this gem of a response: Gloria Owczarski Blandtown·1d ago It's always good to have some sort of weapon on you/in your car for self defense these days. Tasers are good, fling baton sticks are small enough to keep in your door. And the good ole trusty firearm is an amazing deterrent. There's a small 9mm hand gun by SCCY that can fit in your purse easily. Easy to handle with a nice enough punch. Sucks to hear so much crime going on in Underwood hills area. Be vigilant and alert at all times. I really like that idea of the horn blaring.
- My car got broken into last night. - Deter these thugs by laying in wait in your backseat with a Benelli M2 12-gauge. Your automobile can be considered a personal domicile if parked in your driveway, this is fact.
Lol at the name of the company being Alabama, I was just waiting for the part where he asked his name and the guy responds « nick saban »
Just got a publicity posted message on nextdoor that said "by the way. I went to school with your sister" Shit is getting weird
Mrs Spevak is crazy. She is the husband of this guy: Her first week in her new house she submitted a 187 item list of things she wanted the builder to fix...”by the end of the week”. She has been psycho about the pool because her child got a cellulitis soon after they moved in and as a non-medical person she immediately said it was because of our “dirty” community pool. She started a drive to encourage RRR residents to boycott the pool. They have had their house for sale for the last 6 months (average sale time in our neighborhood is one month) because they are doing for sale by owner because Kirsten knows the market well. Last year when I went to Disney she sent me a text asking if my daughter wanted to join her and her daughter at the park. I said we couldn’t because we were in Mississippi on our way to Disney. She sends me a text back complaining about the neighborhood that nobody ever wants to go outside and “do something” completely oblivious to the fact that a.) Im hundreds of miles away from her and b.) even if I wasn’t, like everyone else I try my best to avoid her. I have a million stories about the Speveks.
He's not wrong. You should recommend this book to him for more on how shitty environments for cars are wrecking our national landscape
During Christmas last year the electrical in her kitchen went out. She called the builder’s cell on Xmas Eve and demanded he get an electrician out that day. Builder said he couldn’t get a guy out until after the holiday. She was furious as she had people over from out of town and couldn’t cook. Fast forward to the next week she manages to get the Channel 4 “Troubleshooters” out to her house to do a little piece for the local news and “demand action” from the builder. They come out to do the shoot BUT left without filming as she went nuts over the top with her craziness and exaggerations. After that she became even more livid with Channel 4 than she was at the builder. Fast forward a couple of weeks and I see her at a local party on our street. I asked for a follow up and she said she is currrently contacting KSAT 12 (competitor of channel 4) to get in touch with their version of the troubleshooters so they could do a piece on channel 4. BAT SHIT CRAZY.
Visited the wife's aunt and uncle in the Texas Hill Country this weekend. Wife's uncle is a retired fighter pilot and now recreational flyer and I went with him to the Boerne Stage Airfield yesterday to see his planes. Found myself right near River Rock Ranch and was tempted to go kick lechnerd in the teeth but I figured that would have been awkward to do in front of the uncle. Also I always figured it was pronounced like Bourne as in Jason but apparently it's more like Bernie as in Sanders.
I know people like to refer to asshole neighbors as crazy, but I had a legit crazy lady in my old neighborhood and she was awesome. Used to tell me stories about the cancer detection machine she invented (it was mostly cardboard) or how her daughter was doing in preschool (she was about 85), etc. She was honestly crazy and I feel like referring to the local assholes as crazy does them a disservice. They are just assholes. Thank you for your time and consideration in reading my largely unrelated post.
Not NN but my dog wanders to the front of my place and usually tries saying hello to the neighbors on either side etc. some broad drove by and noticed him.
Yes, yes it is. Get a fence, use a leash, or trouble yourself with stepping outside if you want a dog, you fucking redneck.
My dogs could probably cook my breakfast, but I’m not going to turn them loose to shit in my neighbors’ yards or get hit by a dumb teenager.