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Just signed up and, as luck would have it, 2 black guys were walking in our neighborhood this afternoon. The police and neighborhood have been alerted

 

Again, it's my yard. Why do you get to decide what I should and shouldn't care about.

I guess we should just stop having private property

 

Redav is the ORIG of TMB

 

I'd imagine your neighbors dogs piss in your yard all the time and you don't do shit about it

 

We don't get to decide, but we do get to laugh at your comically irrational and petty fear

 

tbf no one is saying you can't be that guy about it, we're just saying fuck that guy

 

You can do that all you want if the dog doesn't piss in my yard.

 

Full disclosure: my neighbor's dog pisses in my bushes and I don't care. My other neighbor's dog shits in my yard and that makes me irate

 

I already told you that ASAP you'll peep through your curtains to observe the sterilized hospital bed that is your front yard for play and fun (I assume you keep astroturf for the kids' sake) and see me, a pug, a boxer, and a pyrenees pissing like mad.

 

and fuck people who don't pick up their dog shit. 100% with you there.

 

See, that's reasonable

 

My parents dog shits and pisses in my yard. It's more about my irrational anger over choice

 

by all means, care the fuck out of it, if that's what cranks your tractor. i just think it's a pretty fucking stupid and petty thing to care about.

 

Cat piss is the most awful substance in the universe

 

then I'll knock first

 

redav is the weird one for not wanting other people's dogs to use his yard as a toilet

 

there's a yuge difference between being like please use my yard as a toilet and being the guy who gets mad about it when someone is walking their dog and it pees six inches from your curb

 

if someone is walking their dog and constantly stopping in his yard to piss and shit, or if it's a neighbor letting their inside dogs out to potty and they always use his yard and it's never cleaned up, i could see getting pissed off about that. however, being mad about a random dog pissing on the edge of his yard because "i have kids that play there" is some next level, get off my lawn, old man with a stick up his ass, bullshit.

 

Dogs are drinking out of his yard?

 

i think it shows that even a group of fairly likeminded people can't agree on what common sense behavior is

like the car parking thing. if there's a curb and definitely if there's a sidewalk, i dont give two fucks about people marking on the street. neighbors parking in front of my house would be annoying, though.

 

if they did it wouldn't be a problem am I right go dawgs

 

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Awesome

 

Hahaha

 

one of my neighbors is suing the HOA and certain neighbors for calling him crazy on the unofficial neighborhood facebook page

 

I'm so sane you just wait until the papers get served

 

I just signed up. My neighborhood is boring as shit.

 

lechnerd is feeling my flow ITT

 

just signed up. so far it is a lot of pyramid scheme shit and lost pets. found this though

A white, boxy delivery truck just drove down our street. The truck had CWI Delivery or CW Delivery on the door painted in black. When it drove back, the truck slowed down and almost stopped in front of our home. The passenger, a man, leaned out the window and made a menacing and threatening gesture to a sign in our yard, then to our front window. Does anyone know this company? We want to report this to the owner.

 

Absofuckinglutely.

I had one bitching about bobcats as they had supposedly attacked one of her small dogs and she was bitching about how we needed to get rid of them and forget the fact they keep the rabit and mice population control.

I ended up waiting a while and just posting asking how we could raise funds to relocate bobcats from West Texas into our neighborhood and build a way to ensure they stay in the area. She basically lost her shit on me.

I parked on the street a few weeks ago and a truck clipped my mirror and destroyed it.

Someone posted it happened to them three times, random guy goes off about how its the immigrants as they have 10 people living in peoples garages and shit. Wonder how long that guy has been waiting to vote for Trump...

 

Man, how the hell did they luck out and get that 1-800 number? I would kill for that number....

 

You have already had to register once, might as well do it again.

 

We live in a gated community. Somehow one of those Irish gypsies managed to get through the security gate. Even more unimaginably, however, said McGypsy swindled a community resident out of several hundred dollars to "fix" the dents in her SUV. She posted that she suspected it might be a scam all along, but believed him because he said he just did work for another neighbor and she didn't think McGypsies were smart enough to outwit the Paul Blarts at the gatehouse.

 

What are they building in front of the new hyvee?

A UMB bank.

OP
why?

New poster
Don't know

 

is your brain malfunctioning

 

Update

Burger king


Bank


Umb bank from what I can see

 

Iron Mickey has a strict zero child policy, also your private property rights are meaningless when your comrade's dog has to make water.

 

yeah this wasn't actually her 7 year old trying to do that. she has a son that's 16 and an older teenage daughter. congrats on the kid having drug problems.

 

why is she letting a 7 year old have a credit card?

 

Building Taco Bell across from Hy-Vee and infront of Sonic

 

Because she's a bad poster. It was a teenage daughter who snuck out with a few friends at a sleepover and took an Uber to an address in college park (black area of Atlanta) at 1 am, and then went somewhere else. Apparently the teenage girls aren't saying why they went there (drugs, dick, both) or who they were there to see. So the lady has a shitty kid.

 

My neighbors (on one side) are a mom with 3 teenage daughters. Mom works the night shift and as soon as she leaves, the daughter's thug boyfriends come over (to fuck all night I assume).

Not that I am spying or anything... Its just over time I've noticed the pattern.

 

Please keep your yard away from my dog's shit.

 

you should post about it on nextdoor

 

Yeah just tried to sign up but fuck all that

 

Mine too. It's basically Craigslist

 

Can't imagine going through life getting upset over a dog peeing in my yard