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  1. Baron

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    may be a colleague of Shock Linwood
     
  2. Bo Pelinis

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    I would be buying a laser pointer immediately if I were a teenager and did not already own one. Hell, I might as an adult.
     
  3. Duck70

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    No, but she put up a god awful looking piece of plywood to block the light once she got the code violation order. The problem is that she has replaced all of her 'year round' xmas light bulbs with clear bulbs just to spite me, causing the light pollution issue again.

    I reported her again and this time the code inspector came to my house and actually looked at the issue. Best part is that he said he noticed like 3 other code violations as well. It's gonna be very satisfying when they are removing half of their awning and I come out and say "oh... is it coming down? I thought it wasnt coming down..."

    The board she put up, notice how her awning overhang is like 1 foot from my fence...
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  4. lechnerd

    lechnerd They say Monaco is a sunny place for shady people
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    Fucking neighbors man
     
  5. Lawnole23

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    My house is on a pond with several other homes. There was a 5 foot or so gator in the pond. A lot of kids walk through it and fish so my wife posted on nextdoor that there was a gator in the pond and be careful with your small dogs and let your kids know. Some guy flipped out ranting about gators being in every fresh water area in Florida and bitched that my wife was wasting his time because he had to read it.

    We also get 100+ post threads debating whether someone should warn people that cops have set up a speed trap outside the neighborhood and whether it should be allowed to be labeled "urgent" on the app.

    It's very entertaining.
     
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  6. Redav

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    That's an odd reaction
     
  7. bigred77

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    that guy work for Disney?
     
  8. milquetoast

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  9. Biship

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    Violation of my constitutional first amendment



    Someone trespassed on my property, committed a crime of theft, and violated my First Amendment rights when they stole my Trump signs last night.

    This was a despicable act committed by a truly despicable person or persons.
     
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  10. Homo Erectus

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    Who do you think stole it?

    Muslims or Mexicans?
     
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  11. Biship

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    Lots of Mexicans in my area
     
  12. lechnerd

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    This one should be good for some fun:

    Be Alert
    Cynthia Solano from Stage Run · 6h ago
    There's a young man(African American) knocking on doors, he says he's with the Kirby vacuum company, but has no credentials or flyers with information, very odd to me, and he does not ring the doorbell he only knocks on the door, be alert neighbors, I live on Stage Run- Midway Depot.

    Description of person involved – Hair: Black, Top: Polo, Bottom: Jeans, Age: 20s, Build: Medium, Race: African American, Sex: Male, Other details: wearing stud earrings


    Shared with Stage Run + 21 nearby neighborhoods

    :angrycorn:
     
  13. Hoss Bonaventure

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    You should reply that you love your new Kirby vacuum and Jermaine was a very courteous salesman and guest in your home for the demonstration.
     
  14. lechnerd

    lechnerd They say Monaco is a sunny place for shady people
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    I'm the world's worst troll. Plus I'm petrified of posting on that site for fear I'll piss off one of my psycho neighbors.

    Its rapidly becoming apparent I live in the looney bin. I don't want to interact with the crazies.
     
  15. Ty Webb

    Ty Webb Living rent free in Jigga's head
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    got this one today

    Just caught a guy going early 20's going through our neighborhood backyards he has no shirt on gray shorts I believe it says Nike going down the front of the left leg red tennis shoes light brown hair shaved sides I've caught him hiding behind two houses and I asked him who he was and what he was doing and he said he was with century link I called the cops so be aware!!
     
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  16. bigred77

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    im with century link

    :awesomeface:
     
  17. Shawn Hunter

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    I'm sorry
     
  18. lechnerd

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    I'm dating myself but River Rock Ranch = The Burbs

     
  19. bigred77

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    you should post that to your hood
     
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  20. Soup

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  21. Soup

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  22. Soup

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    It's mostly just women who like to stir up drama and tell people what to do.

    A few years back I used to troll the shit out of them. I wish I had those saved.
     
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  23. Soup

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    IMG_3526.PNG I may or may not have started this rumor.
     
  24. DuffandMuff

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    "There's still a python loose in <insert address>"
     
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  25. lechnerd

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    Yard sign stolen
    Carla Almeter from River Rock Ranch · 21 Sep

    Our political sign was taken last night. While I like to think it was taken by someone who wanted it for their yard, I suspect it was done by someone who has no respect for other people's opinions or personal property.


    Shared with River Rock Ranch
     
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  26. buy_dont_lease

    buy_dont_lease Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.
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    Trick or treating
    Kathryn McGuire from Blue Mountain · 1h ago
    Does anyone know what day people will be trick or treating?

    Aneysa Thedford from Holly Tree · 43m ago
    Monday night

    Amanda Koeritzer from Timberwilde Estates · 36m ago
    Halloween is on Monday.

    Casey Brown from Blue Mountain · 28m ago
    Since Halloween is Monday, Monday. When Christmas is on a weekday do we change the day we celebrate it?

    David Morris from Knollwood · 3m ago
    Christmas is a little different than Halloween lol, I thought it was a reasonable question.....no need for sarcasm

    Casey Brown from Blue Mountain · 1m ago
    Ok valentines day.
     
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  27. buy_dont_lease

    buy_dont_lease Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.
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    Dollars to doughnuts Carla intends to cast a ballot for Donald J. Trump.
     
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  28. Redav

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    Would have just posted "Halloween"
     
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  29. lechnerd

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  30. Nole96SC

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    Would be funny if Sonje is being passive aggressive about some fat bitch in the neighborhood.
     
  31. texasraider

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    Update on my neighbor who filed suit against other neighbors and the HOA because he got banned from the neighborhood facebook page ...

    They settled out of court under the terms that he was made the moderator of said facebook page.

    Everyone left that facebook page and joined a new one.
     
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  32. Baron

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    This thread has made me download the app, will report back once i am up and running.
     
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  33. Jax Teller

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  34. HotMic

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    Our Trick-or-treat is rarely on Halloween night.

    :idk:
     
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  35. Gotch Yarbrough

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    No idea on the rationale (fewer drunks to hit kids?) but some places do trick or treating on a night other than Halloween.
     
  36. Redav

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    Never heard of people not trick or treating on Halloween.
     
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  37. Nole96SC

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    Ours is always halloween night unless it falls on a sunday. Then half the town loses their minds and tries to make everyone do it on saturday. Really in those years we only end up with about half the number of kids as usual because no one really knows what to do.
     
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  38. Baron

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    Update: my neighborhood is boring af
     
  39. slogan119

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    I love the random "why are trees piling up? Looks unsightly." snark thrown in.
     
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  40. UncleJesse

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    Halloween
    Janelle Smith from Walley Estates · 11 Oct
    Question: We just moved here over the summer from a house out in the country, so we never had any trick-or-treaters. Assuming we should expect some, but wondering how many? Thanks!!

    Suzzie Stringer Guthrie from Walley Estates · 11 Oct
    I normally buy 3 large bags of candy from Sams Club. Large groups/crowds. Last year was smaller but it rained. They start about five and run close to nine.

    Elleonore Bradley from Walley Estates · 6d ago
    I give chips out. I buy 4 boxes of 54 and they're gone in no time....depending on weather, we get quite a few treaters.

    Kay Willis from Walley Estates · 6d ago
    I plan on doing treats as well as small drinks, mixture of water, and juices.


    Nobody wants your water and juice Kay, seriously.
     
  41. HotMic

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    Ours is always the Sunday afternoon of Halloween week from 3-6, unless it falls on a Saturday in which case it's on that day from 4-7.

    I know a lot of neighborhoods around here are similar. I miss when I was a kid and it was Halloween night from like 5-9.

    :feelsbadman:
     
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  42. slogan119

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    Best house in our neighborhood when growing up would do pints of milk and put out fresh baked cookies, brownies, etc every 15-30 min. We would go by that house 10-15 times.
     
  43. Jigga

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    Hurricane Matthew Rain Water for sale
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    I am ambitiously collecting Hurricane Matthew Rain water. I will be bottling it in 16.9 fl oz plastic bottles.
    Now is your chance to own a bottle of history.
    This rain water is 100 % authentic and powerful. Feel young! Feel strong! Feel energized! Feel the power of a category 4 hurricane within yourself!

    I have a strict limit to 3 bottles per person.
    I am asking $20 per bottle. Don't try to haggle me down on the price. My price is firm!

    Do not miss your chance to feel the power! Drink the power! Unleash your inner hurricane!
     
  44. TC

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    Make an account pretending to be a neighborhood kid and demand everyone post what they'll be having so you can plan your itinerary accordingly
     
  45. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    I hope everyone will be courteous and put out bowls of water in case we are trick or treating with our fur babies! LOL!
     
  46. Nole96SC

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    Someone make a post saying youre trying to put together a pederass patrol for halloween night to keep the kids safe from the many pederasses that will be roaming the streets that night. Ask for signups and which areas the prefer to patrol.
     
  47. Baron

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    :yaoface:
     
  48. bigred77

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    you should post that you heard rumors of people putting out bowls of antifreeze
     
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  49. texasraider

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    many dog diseases can spread from sharing water bowls imo
     
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  50. TC

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    WHO WOULD DO THIS!?!?!?!
     
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