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  1. SP1

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    Yeah but then he also needs 3-4 other accounts to confirm he did pick theirs up because they've been composting for a while and know what they're doing.

    Sounds like a lot of work that he probably doesn't want to...wait....

    Carry on.
     
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  2. SP1

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    Interested in purchasing lots to place tiny houses for the homeless in their neighborhood
     
  3. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    I’ve had two or three accounts banned on NextDoor, people there are huge snowflakes.
     
  4. bigred77

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    You've been reading the Austin city council notes
     
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  5. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse She came up and asked if I wanted a Big Mac.
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    Make a mandatory lights out policy after 730 at night to save electricity.
     
  6. Doc Louis

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    I admire your direction. Yurts could be a big hit there.
     
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  7. Doc Louis

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    Fake.
     
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  8. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    I fucking hope so
     
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  9. Nole96SC

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    My God thats good. Say you want to start a needle exchange too.
     
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  10. bigred77

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    This is where we "the team " come in
     
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  11. MORBO!

    MORBO! Hello, Tiny Man. I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!
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    I meal trains are pretty popular here, but they’re usually coordinated by a friend in the neighborhood. And they’ll put dietary restrictions, but not really exact recipes.
     
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  12. fattmante

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    That’s my brother in law.
     
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  13. wes tegg

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    The tweeter or the asshole?
     
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  14. wes tegg

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    They are everywhere. Organizing his own, with those specifics is what’s funny.
     
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  15. wes tegg

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    It’s funnier, to me, if he cites people and says (they’re not on LinkedIn) after each.
     
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  16. TC

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    Every suggestion is just gold. I feel like a whore with my likes
     
  17. fattmante

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    Tweeter
     
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  18. TC

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    My friends did the meal train thing...with their friends. Foisting that on strangers is like a really specific form of panhandling. Thankfully it wasn't true and my inner outrage can diminish
     
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  19. Hatfield

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    For #3/UTSA Suite, INSIST that you get first pick of games/tickets b/c you are the one organizing, but you would be willing to negotiate who gets what if the other person is an alum (which they must verify with iPhone pic of their diploma).
     
  20. Doc Louis

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    And end it with a go roadrunners
     
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  21. tjsblue

    tjsblue I was right at the time
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    This is the work of a true professional.
     
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  22. wes tegg

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    Using his current lot to do it.
     
  23. Boo MFer!

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    I live in a fairly large master planned community that is full of busybody SAHM moms with nothing better to do than post on our neighborhood Facebook page. Here were two recent posts that were particularly cringeworthy.

    In this one, the person is complaining that someone posted news about vandalism and crime in a community down the road. She thinks the posting of crime in what some around here consider lesser communities is starting to “effect” our property values. :roll:

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    In this one, this woman is comparing the bullying she received from our HOA to the #MeToo movement. Yikes.


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  24. houtex716

    houtex716 let's have a beach party
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    Her being in a battle against her HOA is “quite the same” as a movement against a culture of rape? Wow
     
  25. Boo MFer!

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    Apparently, yes.
     
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  26. Doc Louis

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    Did you ask why she didn't pay it online? Or never noticed the checking account was a few hundred larger than usual?
     
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  27. Boo MFer!

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    In the replies, they looked it up and found she was more than a year late and not the couple days she claimed. :roll:
     
  28. Corky Bucek

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  29. lechnerd

    lechnerd They say Monaco is a sunny place for shady people
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  30. Bill the Butcher

    Bill the Butcher Roscoe's favorite poster
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    Parking complaints on holidays bitch about people parking more than 12 inches off the curb or partially blocking the sidewalk on a driveway.
     
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  31. roggins

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  32. roggins

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  33. TC

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  34. DuffandMuff

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    I am completely out of breath after reading that comment. In some way, his absolute passion leads me to believe he’s telling the truth.
     
  35. Boo MFer!

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    Take it to the research police.
     
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  36. southlick

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  37. wes tegg

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    “Go fuck yourself Brandon” should be in the thread title.
     
  38. southside

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    “They asked me to be on 31 pod casts I don’t even like fishing”
     
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  39. lechnerd

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    Done.

    In other news there is an old man named Levi that has anointed himself neighborhood weatherman. He’s always posting the weather. Completely unsolicited. Nobody ever responds but he still gives these long updates about completely benign weather.
     
  40. lechnerd

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  41. lechnerd

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  42. TC

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    Your account is Chad Keck, correct?
     
  43. TDCD

    TDCD Handling the Fisher account
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    ‘Are you absolutely certain that they were having anal sex’

    :roll:
     
  44. lechnerd

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    So I have talked about this girl Amanda before. She used to live a few houses down. Her husband was director of player personnel for the Spurs but got a slightly better job with the Timberwoves so they moved. I got some cool Spurs stuff on their way out. Even though they moved Amanda still posts on the RRR nextdoor page and it’s almost in a bitchy manner. Adding intrigue to this post she changes her last name midway through the thread, I’m guessing she got a divorce given her nature.

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    a little more on her first post expanded (a little sloppy I apologize but the thread has since been deleted):
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  45. bigred77

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    "Same unsightly picture "
    :laugh:
     
  46. TDCD

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    RIP stadium eats, or whatever he called that series of him taking down $25 ballpark burgers in 20 seconds
     
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  47. fattmante

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    He does them for another site now. Bronx Pinstripes or something like that.
     
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  48. southside

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    They dimmed my lights and didn’t turn them back up! Lmao
     

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  49. lechnerd

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    Alright, I've gotten serious about getting my fake account setup. I have my first post perfectly mapped out so I'm very motivated but I am hung up at the create an account stage...

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    Obviously the postcard is out of the question because I can't intercept the mail at a house I don't live at.

    The phone number requires a match on the billing address which I can't do for a house I don't live at.

    Any thoughts?
     
  50. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    why don’t you just use your own house address? Is that traceable?