Nextdoor.com...Scout is born

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  1. lechnerd

    lechnerd They say Monaco is a sunny place for shady people
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    Because I already have an account so my address already has an account.

    Also I don’t want to “shit where I live”. I plan on really irritating people and I’d rather they not show up at my front door cussing in front of my baby.
     
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  2. 941Gator

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    A house can have 2 accounts and your address isn’t publicly available on Nextdoor but I don’t blame you.
     
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  3. MORBO!

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    Maybe you...idk don’t troll people and find something better to do?
     
  4. Biship

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    These are great

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  5. lechnerd

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    wtf kind of life is that?
     
  6. MORBO!

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    Kinda nice actually
     
  7. Doc Louis

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    Change your cell phone billing address and then change it back after you register... It won't matter if it's on autopay anyway
     
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  8. TC

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    I agree tbh. Go fuck yourself Brandon and stop calling the inspector
     
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  9. El Tiburon

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    Someone should register on that site under the name Extra Dandelion and respond, “Yeah, mind your own business!”
     
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  10. bigred77

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    Burner phone?
     
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  11. lechnerd

    lechnerd They say Monaco is a sunny place for shady people
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    There won’t be a billing address with a burner phone.

    I’d buy one in a heart beat if that would solve my problem.

    I’m confused how nextdoor is able to access the billing address in the first place.
     
  12. We$tTxO&G

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  13. TC

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  14. HatterasJack

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    Have any friends in the neighborhood (or even close by) who could give a shit about ever using nextdoor? Just use their address. They won't care if they get banned.
     
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  15. lechnerd

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    Alright I think i found a workaround. “Scout” is in. I’m going to ease my way in, like some posts, ask for a gardener rec, etc.

    I have my first troll mapped out and I’ll post it here in just a sec to get some feedback. Appreciate everyone’s input thus far.
     
  16. TC

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    Scout. What a rascal
     
  17. lechnerd

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    Alright profile is created. Please don’t use Scout’s full name on this thread. If someone googles the name and this thread come up the jig is up. Thanks!

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  18. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    Something tells me that Scout needs a roofing company but they have to support the 2nd Amendment or else he doesn’t want to give them his business.
     
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  19. lechnerd

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    I’m going to definitely play up the California/tech/liberal/millennial/environmentalist angle.

    It will be like nails on the chalkboard for the fine citizens of RRR.
     
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  20. TC

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    Gonna start things off by asking if neighbors can help with some specific meals while Scout and his husband recover from having their new baby?
     
  21. nolecpa

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    Since Scout is a Cali transplant, it should go the other way. He only does business with companies that support gun control or whatever issue that would piss off the neighbors most.
     
  22. lechnerd

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    Anyone interested in a bat house for insect control?

    Back home we had a couple of bat houses that housed up to 20 bats and I’d like to restart that here. I’ve contacted a company that was recently featured on shark tank called Bat BnB that will give us a 10% discount if we buy 10 or more houses. Each house can be a home to 80 bats and each bat eats 1000 insects/hour so do the math. It’s environmentally friendly, low maintenance, chemical and pesticide-free. If we get 10 strategically placed throughout the neighborhood we can make River Rock Ranch insect-free. More info in this video:



    Please let me know!

    -Scout



    thoughts?
     
  23. We$tTxO&G

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    Edit: i love the angle
     
  24. Killy Me Please

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    That completely went over my head til I kept reading lol
     
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  25. blind dog

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    You think we can read the last name on your Nextdoor for ants?
     
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  26. beist

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    not going to lie, i would be very interested in reading a next door thread in which they stumble upon tmb and discover that one of their neighbors has been plotting against them.
     
  27. Nole96SC

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    When the inevitable happens and they start bitching about the idea let them know you are going to do it no matter what but you just wanted to know if anyone wanted in on it to help chip in on the costs.
     
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  28. lechnerd

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    I specifically checked the HOA documents for a “bats clause” before purchasing my house and there was none.

    Thanks,
    Scout
     
  29. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
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    I love the slow play. This sets the stage but doesn’t push the boundaries yet.

    Basically it’s tops 2.0.
     
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  30. wes tegg

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    Not in this thread, man.
     
  31. HatterasJack

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    The “I have reviewed the HOA documents” would be a great running theme for all sort is shit Scout wants to do.

    Btw, make sure you change the privacy settings to not show your specific address if you haven’t already. Watched that backfire once.
     
  32. TC

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    Nothing will bring the rage like Scout smugly stating "I have reviewed the HOA documents" over and over. I want to punch him/them right now
     
  33. Taffy

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    "I have reviewed the HOA documents" is going to be the new "ask me any doctor question"
     
  34. Taffy

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    I was walking around Magic Kingdom earlier this week and so an effeminate young man wearing a cap that said "Let boys be feminine". Please can this be worked in somewhere, tia.

    Edit: I will also accept something about gender neutral restrooms
     
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  35. blind dog

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    Please tell me you were with your kid(s)
     
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  36. TC

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    So are the bat houses being greeted with the enthusiastic reception they deserve? Or are the neighbors somehow not grateful for this advice that the more enlightened Californian Scout has graciously shared with them?
     
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  37. blind dog

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    At some point you should open a discussion to see if the good Texans of River Rock are transgender friendly. Maybe your sister (who is transitioning) is thinking about moving from California.
     
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  38. Taffy

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    Of course, I'm not a complete fucking weirdo.
     
  39. lechnerd

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    I haven’t made the post yet. Probably will next week.

    Trying to ease my way in, drop gentle recs, throw out some likes, etc.

    Don’t want to drop a bomb my first 24 hrs on the website.
     
  40. lechnerd

    lechnerd They say Monaco is a sunny place for shady people
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    Anyone looking for community service/volunteer hours?

    I recently had a truck full of mulch delivered and was looking for help spreading it over my flower beds in the back yard. If you know of any high school or college students that need volunteer hours please DM me.

    Thanks,
    Scout
     
  41. 941Gator

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    Scout,

    That is not how approved service hours work and honestly it just sounds like you are trying to get free labor. I suggest calling Mike’s Lawn in this situation instead.
     
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  42. lechnerd

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    I Failed miserably here.

    I mentioned a while back some old guy named Levi appointed himself neighborhood weatherman. Well he made another unsolicited post about upcoming weather and this crazy lady Cecilia showed up...

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  43. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    Easy does it Scout. Wait your turn.
     
  44. lechnerd

    lechnerd They say Monaco is a sunny place for shady people
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    Fuck man. I have zero self control.
     
  45. BayouMafia

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    The troll as the least crazy person in that exchange. Did not see that coming
     
  46. blind dog

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    Cecelia & Levi are trolling the troll? God I hope so lolol wtf
     
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  47. MORBO!

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    There are some posters over at The-Mayneboard.com that are just laughing their ass off at Scout right now.
     
  48. HotMic

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  49. southlick

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  50. HatterasJack

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    Yeah, tap the fucking brakes man! More guided Scout, less actual angry learned doctor.
     
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