Nextdoor.com...Scout is born

I'd say the odds are about 4-1 that this guy keeps calling you scott throughout your entire relationship and I would respect that.

 

ah ok, he's no match for you then. thought we had a counter-troll on our hands.

 

My 2 year old Beagle’s name is Scout, he is going to be so confused now that I have to change it.

 

Introduction thread, and you need a recommendation for someone who can service your Toyota Prius/Nissan Leaf. When you get a referral, explain you'd rather not take it to "any old garage" because you'd rather find someone who "knows what their doing", because your car is not like a normal car.

 

This is so good....well done "Scott"

 

Ask for a CBD store rec.

 

Holy shit they flipped the script on him. This is the plot twist I didn’t see coming.

Scout needs a new thread talking about Chemtrails.

 

Isthisreallife.gif

 

That could be him arguing with himself and I wouldn't care, that's a funny exchange

 

And have to complain about paying property taxes on them unlike in California where it was a deductible to encourage electric vehicle usage*


*It may or may not have been a thing in other states but in Georgia there was a deductible for this in recent years

 

Deduction?

 

Credit, whatever

 

Is Scout in hiding after he got trolled on his 1st day?

 

Someone is at your door

 

I cant imagine what daily living is like for people like Cecelia Passeri. Has to be miserable and exhausting.

 

TIL lechnerd lives in a community for slow adults.

 

It is the heat, it makes them have to slow way down to think and talk.

 

They get really impatient though and just spout out insane bullshit waiting for their thoughts to process.

 

Jesus...these people need some serious help.

 

I find it amazing someone would hate on Darpa, the people that developed early versions of the internet and Siri.

But nope they believe the contrails left by airplanes in the sky are chemicals placed there to destroy them.

 

After realizing it was not an expert reverse troll being played, it is clear these folks are ripe for being trolled

 

Who knew u would find a Qanon oasis

 

Looking forward to the post in October asking how large the no trick-or-treating sign in the front yard has to be

 

Someone named Jan signed up for this with my iCloud email name. Says it’s for Nextdoor Verona. This has happened before with a gmail account and it was for a Jan as well. I assume some lady is just mistyping her email address.

 

Rick has a meme avatar and posted a meme. I think you’ve met your internet match.

 

I think you could have said something like you have a nasty bruise from your last quidditch match and therefore could use the help.

 

And holy shit @ the chemtrails.

WTF

 

Tell Dan there will be organic lemonade and granola provided free of charge to anyone who helps in addition of the community service hours.

 

Laughed pretty good at "thanks for asking"

 

"2-4 credit hours"

 

I don't know, I mean they went on a multi-page attack over a post about upcoming weather that ended with chemtrail discussion. I think they are just getting started.

Also, the "where I come from people _________...." should be another ongoing theme.

 

If anyone ever asks where he’s from the answer needs to be the name of a town close by. Preferably the local high school’s rival.

 

I think he is going for the West Coast background. Should just say he is from Haight Ashbury or Portland. Little closer to home he should go with "East Austin" and talk about how much it has changed for the worse.

 

You’re doing those kids a favor by them learning how to do a skill.

 

Why can't people like Dan Brown see that?? Because they are so personally selfish I guess but that's difficult to fathom

 

I bet his brother in California is much less selfish.

 

Tell them that maybe they should become up to date on how the world works today. You have already had a couple of inquiries from some nice Hispanic kids from the local community college needing some service learning hours.