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  1. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
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    He is a transplant from California where the people care about the environment, and hipsters are king.
     
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  2. lechnerd

    lechnerd They say Monaco is a sunny place for shady people
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    True story, Rick owns Caliente Water Softeners. He airs a bunch of in your face commercials that remind me of those over the top personal injury lawyers (“Call me, I’m the TEXAS HAMMER and I nail the insurance companies!”).
     
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  3. MODEVIL

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    This is so funny but Scout is going to get banned by July 4 at this rate
     
  4. lechnerd

    lechnerd They say Monaco is a sunny place for shady people
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    Really? I’ve only been in 2 arguments, one with The Da Vinci Code author and the other with some chemtrails truthers. I feel like I fit in well. Also I’ve been dropping a bunch of benign posts to camouflage a little...

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  5. MODEVIL

    MODEVIL Well-Known Member
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    You are driving 75 in a 65 right now but I know you can't resist taking it up to 90 to see who you can troll.
     
  6. lechnerd

    lechnerd They say Monaco is a sunny place for shady people
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  7. lechnerd

    lechnerd They say Monaco is a sunny place for shady people
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  8. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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  9. HatterasJack

    HatterasJack Is your refrigerator running? It's Mike Hunt.
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    Looks like ole Rick is the town comedian.
     
  10. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    I am going to laugh my ass off when Scout’s inability to get off point lands him with 4 volunteers and nothing/nowhere to mulch.
     
  11. bigred77

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    Ole Trejo may have cooled this gag
     
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  12. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    You can tell from the memes he knows how to have a good time.
     
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  13. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Same unsightly picture
     
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  14. lechnerd

    lechnerd They say Monaco is a sunny place for shady people
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  15. lechnerd

    lechnerd They say Monaco is a sunny place for shady people
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    “Due to overwhelming interest I have been forced to shut down the volunteer mulch project. We simply don’t have enough shovels. If you are still looking for hours don’t despair I will more opportunities soon.

    Thanks,
    Scout”
     
  16. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    An internship. Rofl
     
  17. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    I think Matt is lying about the students actually doing 10 hours of community service. How are they supposed to build character with cheating?
     
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  18. Gambler

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    I hope not. I'd like to see him ask the neighbors to bring him some of their food because it's too hot for him to grill outside.
     
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  19. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    lechnerd get the Tailor app and stitch all your mulit-screenshots into one pic
     
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  20. lechnerd

    lechnerd They say Monaco is a sunny place for shady people
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    Ok I’ll try
     
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  21. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Getting free content and asking for it to be delivered in another way. Got a regular Scout S. over here
     
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  22. lechnerd

    lechnerd They say Monaco is a sunny place for shady people
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    Test...

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  23. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Give this guy 1 community service credit hour
     
  24. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    9 minutes to get Tailor app online, Scout does not mess around when there is trolling to be done
     
  25. HatterasJack

    HatterasJack Is your refrigerator running? It's Mike Hunt.
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    Is Sablechase an inferior community? Could go the smack talk route about how residents of Sablechase probably qualify as “needy”.
     
  26. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    look lech is a professional troll, just trying to help him clean up his game a bit
     
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  27. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    I legit bet they are running out of chairs in his waiting room at the office at this point today
     
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  28. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    ....see, I think this last comment was too far. A non troll might be worried he upset people and apologizing for it. But then again who am i to give direction to Mozart.
     
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  29. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    When he first offered to “structure this any number of ways” I was like :gross:
     
  30. lechnerd

    lechnerd They say Monaco is a sunny place for shady people
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    Oh shit. Some girl just PM’d me offering to help and then she scolded the neighborhood in the thread for giving me a hard time saying they don’t know my “circumstance”.

    :ohdear:
     
  31. bigred77

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  32. Doc Louis

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    Yeah real people don't post that often it seems
     
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  33. Lefthook

    Lefthook token Oregon State fan
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  34. Vinegar Strokes

    Vinegar Strokes Fire Izzo
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    When are you posting the bat thing?
     
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  35. We$tTxO&G

    We$tTxO&G Well-Known Member
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    Lech have you thought about coming from the “I rent But want big changes in the area” angle? I can just see you being so excited about Walmart/Barnes and noble as well as advocating for more growth at that intersection really pissing people off coming from a “renter”

    Also think your bat experiment would be great coming from a renter. Just a thought sensei
     
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  36. HatterasJack

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    This could be good. Have to drop it subtly though. Drop in “as a renter” somewhere and watch them lose their shit. Then hit em with “if things improve enough we would consider buying”.
     
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  37. Ty Webb

    Ty Webb Living rent free in Jigga's head
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    Alternatively, he could educate them on the benefits of renting vs ownership as the area isn't worth owning property.
     
  38. Hatfield

    Hatfield Charlie don’t surf
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    Maybe I’m just #toowoke, but I’m thinking lechnerd is Rick also
     
  39. lechnerd

    lechnerd They say Monaco is a sunny place for shady people
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    As soon as this is not the perception:

    The one item I struggle with is restraint. Two days ago I jumped right into arguing with the weather nuts and today was mulch volunteer drama that likely will extend into tomorrow. And I only just joined the website. I’m hoping to post the bat story next week. Maybe post some fluff replies on missing cat threads, etc between now and then.
     
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  40. lechnerd

    lechnerd They say Monaco is a sunny place for shady people
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    First of all you and I need to get together soon for some more BBQ.

    Second, the renter angle is perfect. I may drop it in the bat thread. The idea of a renter bringing bats to RRR may make some heads explode.
     
  41. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Make sure to assure the residents that the bats are non-venomous.
     
  42. Rusty Shackleford

    Rusty Shackleford Dale 1 - Rats 0
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    What forum got to watch the topsuite troll being created. I would like to go back and read that thread.
     
  43. Hatfield

    Hatfield Charlie don’t surf
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    *mostly non-venomous
     
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  44. lechnerd

    lechnerd They say Monaco is a sunny place for shady people
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  45. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    Brittany looking for a little strange
     
  46. a.tramp

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    So, uhm, Scout, I love your work. Just for future reference though you might not want to ask for high school students to show up to your house.

    :pedobrow: :laugh:
     
  47. lechnerd

    lechnerd They say Monaco is a sunny place for shady people
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  48. lechnerd

    lechnerd They say Monaco is a sunny place for shady people
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    Steve Bridges with the heat.

    He's a man, and he's 50!
     
  49. a.tramp

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    I just witnessed a grown ass man bragging about living in a $400k+ community and in the same breath call someone “cra cra.”

    This is fantastic.
     
  50. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Rick meme game is a riot!
     
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