NFL Fans Behaving Badly

don’t forget mom got scared

 

get the puck/ball, take a selfie if you want as a little memento, and find a kid to chuck it at if you do not have one with you. if you're so desperate just go buy a game puck/ball on ebay or something and pretend it's the same one because for all intents and purposes it is. adults get so weird with that shit.

 

I don’t understand hockey I guess

 

we should nuke more cities. US, Canada, Russia, Israel.

 

where's david hahn when you need him

 

it’s a statewide issue

 

We need to embargo Pennsylvania until we can figure out what the hell is happening with their sports teams

 

Those are countries.

 

Fair. I meant cities in those countries. Apologies for not clarifying my armageddon plans.

 

Forget it, he's on a roll.

 

Is this where the kids call him a chef or something?

 

It’s animal house

 

Haha

 

people losing all concept of responsibility and consequence at a time in our history as a species when a forum for accountability and a medium by which to display it is literally at anyone's fingertips is wild. look, some jerkoff customer tips you over the edge and you blow your stack and lose your job, I get that, shit happens but to leave your house that day to go watch what is presumably one of your favorite sports teams and have that cost you your job 36 hours later is crazy behavior.

 

They don’t call him Fat Drunk & Smart

 

I’m just thankful my teams fan base is filled with the most upstanding citizens in the country. Very classy and kind people.

Also Eagles fans are by far the worst. My company has been working with the NFL for the last 11 years. We’ve been to Combines, Drafts, SB’s, Pro Bowls, and many many games. Eagles have always been just the worst. the draft in Philly was a shit show with them. Raiders fans are a distant second.

 

I'm baffled to this day that I never saw fights at Ole Miss, LSU, or Saints games but every Dodgers/Rams/Chargers game is a fucking Royal Rumble.

 

I thought it was weird that he had a body cam on, but I guess the content creator makes sense

 

Ha, def thought the Crosby guy in the front row was the main character, when it became Grandpa it threw me for a loop

 

LSU fans for the most part are jolly swamp people with limited vocabulary, quick tempers, and very sharing.

I ate and drank plenty of free food during my trips to LSU. Most everyone was great. I did have a 10 year old steal my shaker and proceed to rip it to shreds in front of me as he was cheered on by some 40 year old woman who I assumed was his grandmother. Those types were few and far between....I think the students get a bad wrap for being overly aggressive with rumors of batteries and piss bags being rained down on sections below

 

Alabama in Atlanta 2008 was the worst fan experience i've ever seen. there were geriatric bammers talking shit and trying to pick fights with children in the concourse. i saw a 70+ year old lady start taunting some ~6ish year old girl for crying bc she was getting yelled at by bama fans. the worst part is she probably got to experience the great ride of Saban before succumbing to death before Deboer took over and drove the team into hell where they belong

 

Well that changes everything. I hope the Packers gear she gets is a size too small and doesn't have a return receipt.

 

I think back to the old Arkansas/LSU games at War Memorial where everyone can tailgate together and seeing all kinds of shit. You get a bunch of non-regular Arkansas fans and LSU fans together and it’s a shit stew.

 

Time to hit the conservative podcast circuit.

 

there's a reason the Civil War didnt last all that long

 

I need to get canceled so I can get rich. Seems like the easiest way these days

 

cuz he's sofT

 

seriously though north Philly is possibly the most miserable place in the country

 

I believe they call it Zombieland now

 

I can't recall ever seeing a physical altercation at Williams-Brice.

Best I've got is seeing a frat boy walking with dusty, ripped up clothes, looked like he prob just got his ass kicked. Didn't see it happen though.

 

Probably just your every day Lexington County resident

 

that and “Suck that tiger dick bitch.” Classy.

 

LSU fans were awesome when you guys beat our ass in the Sugar Bowl in 2008. Had a blast partying with your fans before/after the game.

 

Gator fans must rattle you guys. My 1 trip to Death Valley resulted in a group of bros chucking full, unopened beer cans at me and one of them charging and trying to fight me until one of their own pulled him away. All because I asked one of them to put their degree to good use and pump my gas. The thanks I get for trying to offer them a job, sheesh!

 

Just trying to make sure everyone has some suds.

 

That was back when Bama fans had that dawg in em

 

Must be exhausting doing this after every viral video. Much easier to scroll by and do literally anything else

 

I’ve never seen a single duel at the Harvard-Yale rowing match I’ve attended hundreds of times. All rumors I assume. We have fun. Kids can be kids.

 

Those games were always freezing cold.

 

I know this is in jest but there have been fights both times I attended with an estimated average age of about 70.

Also it's called the Regatta.