NHL Thread: Offseason Mode Engage

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  1. Fire Jimbob

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    I love it when you fuck ugly crazy homeless women

    :bro:
     
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  2. ohhaithur

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    But not tripping
     
  3. RavenNole

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    When you try dirty leg kicks like Benn does, you put yourself at risk for getting that call
     
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  4. CaneKnight

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    ONE
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    LFG
     
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  5. Wendel Clark

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    You're the best <3
     
  6. Fire Jimbob

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  7. Fire Jimbob

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    Lets not act like the Lightning didnt knock Roope Hintz out of the game on a dirty hit you fucking cuntbag
     
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  8. CaneKnight

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  9. Fire Jimbob

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    You hate to see officiating decide the SCF

    better put that * on the Cup too

     
  10. Fire Jimbob

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  11. SmoochieWallace

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    “go fuck yourself dump” - bertstare
     
  12. Illinihockey

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    Dallas holding and interfering with every team all playoffs coming back to bite them, you hate to see it
     
  13. CaneKnight

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    Dump Did you miss that second period where we quite literally had our way with Dallas's asshole and they quit in game 3? I know I didn't miss it... Just saying, I don't think that was the refs fault
     
  14. Fire Jimbob

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    GET FUCKED CUNT
     
  15. Gunners

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    Isn't bertstare the crazy racist who got banned
     
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  16. Fire Jimbob

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    Hopefully he gets COVID first
     
  17. JGator1

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    unfortunately yes
     
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  19. HatterasJack

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    Joe Pavelski? More like Joe Likes to Cry Like A Babyski
     
  20. RavenNole

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    you guys got a 4 on 3 powerplay in OT and absolutely blew it. You hate to see it.
     
  21. Fire Jimbob

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    the only thing we blew was your mother last night
     
  22. Line 4 Man

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  23. JGator1

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  24. Fuck this

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  25. DuffandMuff

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    :smug:
     
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  26. IHHH

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    Full disclosure, I do not like stamkos at all. Dude is always injured during the playoffs


    It’s automatic

    if his name was tremblay he would be called soft all over the place.
     
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  27. stangd

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    All these salty tears from Dump are glorious!
     
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  28. Soup

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    Stars are too fucking sloppy with the puck and commit way too many fucking dumb penalties. It’s finally caught up to them.
     
  29. hudson

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    It was actually kind of funny. The guys I was watching the game with, just before that, were talking about how you never see it called anymore.
     
  30. ANTWONE

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    Pretty sure this is only the 2nd time in his career he’s been hurt and missed the playoffs
     
  31. DeToxRox

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    So Point is going to get the Canadian vote to win the Conn Smythe, yes?
     
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  32. MJH

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    The only other time he's missed time in the playoffs was due to the blood clot. This core injury is the only injury for him that's lingered and caused him to be in and out of the lineup. The other injuries he missed time were pretty fluky: broken leg crashing into a post, tangled up a Red Wing and landed awkwardly to tear his meniscus, and the blood clot out of nowhere. He's had shitty injury luck. It's not like he's had soft tissue injuries that keep popping up every few months. Something obviously isn't right with him or he'd be out there. If the rest of the team thought he was soft or milking something they wouldn't have reacted like they did when he scored on Wednesday.
     
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  33. RavenNole

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    This is an interesting point. I don’t expect anyone who doesn’t follow the lightning to know this but the reason bowness left the lightning was because of our penalty kill. The lightning were 28th in the league at 76% which shouldn’t happen when you have hedman and talented penalty killing forwards. We finished number 1 in the league the next season on the PK without bowness. I wonder if it’s something with his system and strategy on the PK that doesn’t work. The isles choked us out and our power play was useless. Without stamkos our PP has historically struggled. This is the first stretch I can remember it being dominant without 91 sitting in his office firing off one timers.
     
  34. Fire Jimbob

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    Also a couple key members of our PK unit are injured you cunt
     
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  37. Soup

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    Even if he doesn’t play another shift this series, the game and goal he scored was the turning point of the series imo.
     
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  40. DeToxRox

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  41. Fire Jimbob

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  42. IHHH

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    future considération=un jack strap plein de marde

     
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  43. CF3234

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    That’s pretty damn cheap compared to the costs last year.
     
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  44. DeToxRox

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    Staal only has one year left on his deal.
     
  45. DeToxRox

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    Staal will play a ton of minutes and be moved at the deadline for like a 3 or 4.

    Should be a good partner for Seider for as long as he’s in town.
     
  46. IHHH

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    seider should stay overseas until this shit is over. At least that would be my advice to him. A complete season in bubbles is crazy, it can’t happen
     
  47. RavenNole

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    wouldn’t surprise me if a lightning player ends up in Detroit this offseason.
     
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  48. DeToxRox

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    You guys don’t need Cernak.