Nobody wish known shitposter and UofSC alum @Tobias a happy birthday

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  1. JeremyLambsFace

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  2. Lyrtch

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    one step closer to the sweet release of death

    congrats
     
  3. JeremyLambsFace

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    You are not following thread guidelines, you are not supposed to wish him happy birthday messages
     
  4. Tobias

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    finally 21 hell yeah
     
  5. JeremyLambsFace

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    I'm trying to order Toby a stripper for his birthday

    Should I go with the large or extra-large dong package?
     
  6. Tobias

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    don't waste your money devine's mom is already coming over lol
     
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  7. GeneralPaton

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    I hope you don’t blow out all the candles on your cake so your wish doesn’t come true.
     
  8. Tobias

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  9. dump

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  10. devine

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    So extra large dong package it is then lol
     
  11. Nandor The Relentless

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    :bamawarn:
     
  12. SP1

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    Check my calendar
     
  13. Fudd

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  14. Shiggityshwo

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  15. gus_chiggins

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    Happy birthday, nerd
     
  16. Emma

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    Happy birthday!
     
  17. TC

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    Happy bday to Tobias, one of the posters TMB has ever seen
     
    #18 TC, Apr 15, 2019
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  18. Tobias

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    u guys know how to make a girl feel special
     
  19. JeremyLambsFace

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    Thanks
     
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  20. bertwing

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    may the beers endlessly flow icy cold at your favorite neighborhood bar and grill for your special day
     
  21. TrustyPatches

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    Is this the thread where we make fun of old town road?
     
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  22. Tobias

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    my gf refuses to go to applebees with me anymore bc i just repeatedly say shit like "this is a great evening at the neighborhood bar and grill"
     
  23. bertwing

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    Really makes you question your relationship doesn’t it
     
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  24. Tobias

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    "stop calling it that"

    sorry but its the neighborhood bar and grill and i will refer to as such
     
  25. TC

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    Hilarious playful banter. Do y'all fucc after that
     
  26. devine

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    No i dont
     
  27. teel

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    hbd toby i’m v sorry for cucking you
     
  28. BigRed

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    Happy birthday!
     
  29. Toast

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    Happy birthday user Tobias!
     
  30. Wu

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    Happy bday Tobias

    Unlike the giants, I would never trade you
     
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  31. Celemo

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    Every time the Celemo family ends up at Applebee’s for an impromptu lunch or whatever, Kendall will take a bite of her food and then sarcastically tell us we’re eating good in the neighborhood. Kills me every fucking time.

    HBD btw
     
  32. Fusiontegra

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    I need a celemo family Applebee’s drawing, in the style of The Last Supper.
     
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