*Notre Dame* and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Football Team

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  1. Thoros of Beer

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    To be fair, is it their fault they aren't "talented"? We said the same about Jurk
     
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  2. Beeds07

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    We've heard that for three years, now Jurk is throwing it everywhere.
     
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  3. Wicket

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    i was never off the jurk train, just thought his motion looked funky

    edit: i think i was never off, not entirely sure
     
  4. Thoros of Beer

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    So was Tebow's
     
  5. Killy Me Please

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    Kyren is off today. Give Tyree the ball.
     
  6. Thoros of Beer

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    I'm joking, kind of
     
  7. Good Effort! Good Game!

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    I really don't understand what's happening in this game
     
  8. Thoros of Beer

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    Those Louisville defensive stats are a dagger, what a joke
     
  9. IHHH

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    he almost broke a couple, keep feeding him
     
  10. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    They're stacking the damn box. This is the that hard. Play action on second down.
     
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  11. IHHH

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    Why having this guy and not Austin catching this ball?
     
  12. Wicket

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    he almost dropped it
     
  13. IHHH

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    and he did nothing after the catch but running into a defender
     
  14. Wicket

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    im just happy he didnt get oob
     
  15. beist

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    Hey blues traveler on the outro music that’s my favorite part of today so far
     
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  16. IHHH

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    You are not beating good teams with slowronek (Killy Me Please ) running crossing routes
     
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  17. Beeds07

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    Remember, Louisville scored only after BK faked a FG then called timeout to get the ball back. I'm not sure I've ever seen a game called this badly in my life.
     
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  18. Red Rover

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    Our third year starting quarterback can’t make them pay for it. Inexcusable
     
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  19. IHHH

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    how long have you been a notre dame fan?
     
  20. Voodoo

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    Jurk looked terrible pretty much every time he played
     
  21. laxjoe

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    Hahahahaha
     
  22. IHHH

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    just like almost every single notre dame qb the last ten years
     
  23. Thoros of Beer

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    And now looks good. So...
     
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  24. laxjoe

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    Your friendly reminder that we play Clemson in 3 weeks. I want to die already
     
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  25. IHHH

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  26. IHHH

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    Nice stiff arm
     
  27. Wicket

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    lol, they tried to make book look good but even as a blocker he was awful
     
  28. chase538

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    How quick will you dipshits spin this?
     
  29. laxjoe

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    By Monday
     
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  30. beist

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    If only we had 4 star receivers!!!!
     
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  31. Wicket

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    honestly keeping louisville to 7 is pretty good, thats the best ive got
     
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  32. Thoros of Beer

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    This is a good point. First we have wait for Pete's marching orders.
     
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  33. laxjoe

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    Actually fuck that. This was a gritty performance! Bad weather conditions against a real up and comer and we answered when knocked down and...

    ok I can’t even fake it
     
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  34. Red Rover

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  35. AbeFroman

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    Playoffs, here we come.
     
  36. beist

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  37. IHHH

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    tomorrow morning
     
  38. Beeds07

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    Long enough to be disgusted. This is worse gameplan wise than Davie or Weis.
     
  39. beist

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    Hypothetical: can we get into the playoffs at 10-2 with combined losses to Clemson of 169-3
     
  40. I think i’ve posted this after a few games in the past but Kelly has the unique ability to make wins feel like losses
     
  41. Beeds07

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    Fuck off Kelly. Last week you shit on the defense. They saved your shitty ass.
     
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  42. IHHH

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    But this game proves my earlier point about the Irish illustrated staff. I was not even worried until i listened to the podcast. They are always so freaking off the mark, especially when they start giggling and saying « take the over guys lol »
     
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  43. Thoros of Beer

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    That must be record 65 yard field goal from doerer. Let us in!
     
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  44. Beeds07

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    Like we'll score three points.
     
  45. beist

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    We got an official “winning is hard” from Kelly.
     
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  46. laxjoe

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    Clean up the red zone and it’s what 35-7? There’s the spin

    27-3 in our last 30. I can keep going
    I can’t keep going. Fuck that game
     
  47. Thoros of Beer

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    This is chicken soup for my soul
     
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  48. SD_Irish

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    Horribly called game.
     
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  49. Irush

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    This offense is booty
     
  50. beist

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    This never would have happened if Braden Lenzy was still alive
     
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  51. nexus

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    get 'em Pete
     
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