Notre Dame Burning To The Ground

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  1. TC

    TC What a fucking tool that guy is
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    I read a few quick google points on this. I'm ready to battle wes tegg all the way to the mat
     
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  2. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Boom... head shot.
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    They should try to raise the money to replace it by working as a stuntman then jumping 15 buses on a motorcycle.
     
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  3. racer

    racer Forecheck, Backcheck, Paycheck, buddy.
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    Have we ever stopped to consider that maybe the flying water tankers are merely flying as an efficient means of transport, but not actually dropping a moist payload onto the building. Maybe Donnie T has next-leveled us so bad we don’t even realize it happened.
     
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  4. TC

    TC What a fucking tool that guy is
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    Good username if someone's looking
     
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  5. MA

    MA Surprisingly normal looking
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  6. allothersnsused

    allothersnsused Wow that’s crazy
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    I, personally, would not have burned Notre Dame to the ground if I could have avoided it. Surprised these guys went that route but we'll see how it works out for them I guess.
     
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  7. bhrangerfan0809

    bhrangerfan0809 Sprinkles are for Spelling Bee Winners™
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    Restore Angkor Wat? It doesn’t mean squat!

    Save the Great Sphinx? No, It stinks!

    Preserve the Taj Mahal? It should be a shopping mall!

    Keep the Great Wall? I hope it’s behind the eight ball!
     
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  8. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    Boy, I really fuckin doubt it.
     
  9. allothersnsused

    allothersnsused Wow that’s crazy
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    I hope everyone read this in the "Monorail" voice from The Simpsons
     
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  10. Pillsbury Throwboy

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    YEah but what if one of the guys on the crew went rogue?
     
  11. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis WE GO HARD ON EARTH
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    Just blasting away on the thing with a blow torch or what are you thinking here
     
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  12. Pillsbury Throwboy

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    I'm sure there are numerous things one could have done to make a wooden structure go up in flames.
     
  13. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis WE GO HARD ON EARTH
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    I don't know man
     
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  14. racer

    racer Forecheck, Backcheck, Paycheck, buddy.
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    They probably moved his desk to the basement.

    [​IMG]
     
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  15. Drunkle Tom

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    Holy shit this is heartbreaking. Crowds gathered outside the cathedral singing "Ave Maria."

     
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  16. One Two

    One Two Send it!
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    "Your honor, the defense pleads that it, uhh, had "closed up shop" before the Cathedral collapsed and, therefore, has cut its losses."
     
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  17. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis WE GO HARD ON EARTH
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    I hereby declare my losses cut!
     
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  18. One Two

    One Two Send it!
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    UPHELD!
     
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  19. lechnerd

    lechnerd They say Monaco is a sunny place for shady people
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    I’ve reread the last 3 pages and I’m not sure why everyone is jumping down Lyrtch’s throat. I actually support most all of what he said. Lyrtch you do you friend, I got your back. You’re one of the best posters on TMB, you’re ahead of your time.
     
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  20. Pillsbury Throwboy

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    I'm sure numerous documentaries and books will be written on that alone. Like the Monuments Men were for WWII
     
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  21. One Two

    One Two Send it!
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    This is intricately crafted. Do we cut the red wire or the green one? I'm pretty sure that extra battery and timer are fake and just distractions.
     
  22. Nole96SC

    Nole96SC Old Member
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    Those are grief tourists. Not real people.
     
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  23. Deuce

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    They are just going to write it off. All these big companies, they write off everything.
     
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  24. Fabulousthundercock

    Fabulousthundercock Well-Known Member
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    You're being super annoying right now man. Sometimes trying to sound smarter than everyone else can lead you to sounding dumber than everyone else. This is such an occasion for you.
     
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  25. Pillsbury Throwboy

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    Kublai became Khan on this day as well
    General Electric formed
    San Francisco incorporated
    Jackie Robinson makes his MLB debut
    First McDonald's restaurant opens
    Chesapeake Bay Bridge opens
    Hillsborough Football Stadium massacre
     
  26. bhrangerfan0809

    bhrangerfan0809 Sprinkles are for Spelling Bee Winners™
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    a radicalized renovator
     
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  27. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis WE GO HARD ON EARTH
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    Has Chip been working in France? Has anyone seen any shiplap anywhere
     
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  28. TwoPoor

    TwoPoor You can't buy me, hot dog man
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    Thank you wikipedia
     
  29. Pillsbury Throwboy

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    You're welcome. April 15 is a wild day in world history.
     
  30. JeremyLambsFace

    JeremyLambsFace For bookings contact Morgan at 702-374-3735
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    I don’t know if you noticed but Lyrtch actually closed up shop and cut his losses on that take so we can’t harass him about it anymore
     
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  31. Ned Yocho

    Ned Yocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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  32. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis WE GO HARD ON EARTH
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    Those renovators should call Lyrtch for advice!
     
  33. JeremyLambsFace

    JeremyLambsFace For bookings contact Morgan at 702-374-3735
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    They’ve actually retained Lyrtch Law LLC so please stop commenting on the issue as their losses have been cut
     
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  34. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    call me 7/11 cause this store is open 7 days a week and 11 hours a day
     
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  35. Pillsbury Throwboy

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    :roll:
     
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  36. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    Maybe Trump could send a tweet out advising the construction company how to correctly handle bankruptcy.
     
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  37. AHebrewToo

    AHebrewToo Albino Hebrew Extraordinaire
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    FWIW - my wife is a professor whose PhD is in French history. She is part of a text thread of French history/art profs, including local profs. They say all the stained glass is gone, nothing from the tresor was saved (so all the relics and reliquaries are lost). I have no idea who all these people are and their credibility, so take it with a grain of salt.
     
  38. One Two

    One Two Send it!
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    If they've radicalized the renovators I'm not sure they can be stopped.
     
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  39. lechnerd

    lechnerd They say Monaco is a sunny place for shady people
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    Pic of wife?
     
  40. JeremyLambsFace

    JeremyLambsFace For bookings contact Morgan at 702-374-3735
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    I think it’s important that we keep this loss in context and remember that we only lost the stained glass and not the good, clean glass.
     
  41. lechnerd

    lechnerd They say Monaco is a sunny place for shady people
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    :roll:

    I want to marry this post. It’s hilarious!

    :roll:
     
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  42. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    I don't have a bucket list, but I would like to set foot in the rebuilt cathedral before I revert to room temp
     
  43. TC

    TC What a fucking tool that guy is
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    This is truly one of the days in world history
     
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  44. Wu

    Wu LKY did nothing wrong
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    Many sources have called my office to notify me of this
     
  45. Wu

    Wu LKY did nothing wrong
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    Getting a breakdown of European insurance law is why I continue to log on
     
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  46. One Two

    One Two Send it!
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  47. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis WE GO HARD ON EARTH
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    ils ont coupé leurs pertes
     
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  48. Wu

    Wu LKY did nothing wrong
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    Ffffff I’d destroy a ham biscuit with some mustard right now
     
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  49. Wu

    Wu LKY did nothing wrong
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    My dude you forgot Da Vinci, and more importantly Emma Watson, being born
     
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  50. Pillsbury Throwboy

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    I didn't click over to the birthdays tab. My bad.
     
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