NSIAP: God damn Amanda Bynes

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  1. dump

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    Amanda Bynes was arrested early Friday morning on suspicion of DUI in West Hollywood after she allegedly hit the rear corner of a sheriff’s cruiser while trying to pass it.

    (She) was in custody at the West Hollywood Sheriff’s Station before being released around 10:30 a.m. on $5,000 bail.
     
  2. Jack Parkman

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  3. NoleNBlue

    NoleNBlue The fuck is that? It's an armoire.
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    i'd rear end her with my cruiser
     
  4. Bruce Wayne

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    Is that a sex joke?
     
  5. NoleNBlue

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    sure why not
     
  6. GeneralPaton

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    Absolutely would and I would make Nickelodeon puns throughout the entire 37 seconds
     
  7. lsufball19

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    i would i a heartbeat and she also looks better than most people do in a DUI mugshot
     
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  8. Llama

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    She'll probably need a shower after All That.
     
  9. Nole0515

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    I would give her All That I had to give
     
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  10. devine

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    I DOUBLE DARE you to do that ROFL
     
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  11. hudson

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    there is a salute your shorts joke in there somewhere.
     
  12. Josey Wales

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    Officer: Amanda Bynes?
    Bynes: Thaaaaaaaat's meee!
    Officer: *Pow right in the kisser* Just shut the fuck up.
     
  13. Saul Shabazz

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    gonna get so fat
     
  14. Nole0515

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    I'll find her hidden temple
     
  15. kn88

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    :golfclap:
     
  16. * J Y *

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    Those cops should try controlling their cars when they're getting stung in the face by bees.
     
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  17. Daniel Ocean

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    can't place it but there is something I like about her.
     
  18. ColeTrickle

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  19. GeneralPaton

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    I'd tell her SHE'S ALL THAT and that I'm her #1 FAN. Hopefully she wouldn't end up having any of my little RUGRATS

    :awesomeface:
     
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  20. hudson

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  21. devine

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    ive been trying to make one but i just cant figure it out
     
  22. ColeTrickle

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    Jimmer Fredette thanks you Hudson
     
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  23. colonel_forbin

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    didnt her agent/publicist or something quit because she tweeted she liked black guys?
     
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  24. Taques

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    ill take her to Weinerville
     
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  25. jhooked

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    Holy shit I thought I was the only one who remembered that show.
     
  26. NoleNBlue

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    she said some people prefer vanilla, some prefer chocolate....she prefers chocolate. i like to think she was referring to non-fat frozen yogurt.
     
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  27. Joey Freshwater

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    I won't say I wouldn't hit it. Mugshots aren't going to bring the best out in everyone.

    I'd put my D in her V
     
  28. TheChatch

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    She's hotter to me now.
     
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  29. Arrec Bardwin

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    I would like to get all up in her GUTS
     
  30. GeneralPaton

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    She can have my slime all over her face
     
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  31. TLAU

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    Marc Summers would still give her a cream pie
     
  32. Black Falcon

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  33. SWIMFAN

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    Amanda Bynes Prefers 'Chocolate' Men

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    Amanda Bynes has a new boyfriend who knows how to love her body right and she'd like us to know this has something to do with him being black.
    "it's amaziing how good it feels when someone knows how to love your body! I am having withdrawals from a certain guy lol :)" she tweeted last week. "So turns out i prefer chocolate over vanilla. interesting."
    Some people took offense at her racial preference, and she took to Twitter once again on Wednesday to defend it. Amanda has since deleted the tweets but luckily bloggers have preserved them in screen grabs:
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    Amanda's chocolate man is rumored to be rapper Kid Cudi. She tweeted her irritation when he lost at the Grammys and has been tweeting about love and marriage ever since--up until Thursday when things took a turn for the melancholy.
    "if something doesn't work out with the guy i like, then i guess it just wasn't meant to be! :)" shetweeted.
    "Love is like a puzzle. When ur in love, all the pieces fit but when ur heart gets broken, it takes a while to get everything back together," she continued. "it's a good thing i never said his name so i can pretend like it never happened! lol i will just block him out of my memory! :)"

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  34. TheChatch

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  35. AggieVillain

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  36. NinjaRXA

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    big gulps huh?
     
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  37. pearl

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    :facepalm: not with her body type.
     
  38. Saul Shabazz

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    any and all bitches are susceptible to fat

    lol body type
     
  39. Nole96SC

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    Ive yet to see any female body type that is immune to getting fat.
     
  40. $abear

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    Let's be honest dump, you've done worse.
     
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  41. dump

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    The bitch is already fat
     
  42. $abear

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    I've seen worse mug shots.

    Still a 1 on my binary system.
     
  43. tne

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    Would make so many what I like about you jokes during
     
  44. $abear

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    If I saw her at a bar near closing time - I would make her the queen of my double wide trailer.
     
  45. jimmy butler stan account

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    Court dismissed! Bring in the Dancing Lobsters!

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  46. FAULK

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    Would give her the Dick at Nite.
     
  47. CocknBalls

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    I'll never understand why famous people don't hire a driver when they go drinking
     
  48. fish

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    Puffy face, puffy nips
     
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  49. Jake Barnes

    Jake Barnes LOOK AT THAT LASER!!!
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  50. FAULK

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    Are you afraid of the dark?

    Amanda Bynes isn't.