NSIAP: God damn Amanda Bynes

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  1. hipsterjoe

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    Never know. Sean Penn is cuter now than he was as Spicoli
     
  2. Talking Head

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    So pissed Britney Spears never got naked in her prime. Still praying something will pop up, but I'm losing hope.

    In her prime, I don't think I've ever seen anyone sexier than Britney Spears. Not the prettiest ever, but just sexy. Bitch played the sort of slutty but innocent thing to a tee.

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    "Oh my god I almost didn't realize that my pussy is an inch from being on display. I'm sure you aren't thinking about that or anything tee hee hee." :moar:
     
  3. OhioHoo

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  4. skeezy

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  5. Moxin24

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    She was the perfect girl at the perfect time.
     
  6. SWIMFAN

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    Actress Amanda Bynes faces hit-and-run charges

    Los Angeles (CNN) -- Actress Amanda Bynes has been charged with two misdemeanor hit-and-run counts, a spokesperson for the Los Angeles city attorney's office said Wednesday.
    The 26-year-old star was allegedly involved in incidents on April 10 and August 4.
    The charges follow an April 6 incident in which Bynes was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence after her vehicle allegedly struck an officer's vehicle. She pleaded not guilty in that case, according to reports.
    At the time, her father, Rick Bynes, told People magazine that the actress hadn't been drinking.
    If convicted on the hit-and-run charges, the "Easy A" star faces a maximum sentence of up to six months in jail and/or a $1,000 fine for each count, said city attorney spokesman Frank Mateljan. The charges were filed Tuesday.
    Bynes, who starred in the TV series "What I Like About You," is due in Van Nuys Superior Court on September 27.
    Bynes' representatives did not immediately respond to CNN's request for comment.
     
  7. Odin

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    I hate you.
     
  8. thatswhatshesaid

    thatswhatshesaid I no dust buster anymore!

    So glad Britney was the hot pop artist while I was going through puberty and not Miley Guyrus.
     
  9. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother they don’t allow you to have bees in here
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    not sure how I missed this thread. I'd love to make rugrats with her
     
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  10. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother they don’t allow you to have bees in here
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    nm I didn't miss it
     
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  11. jwpearl

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    fucking slayed me
     
  12. -Prime-

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    AMANDA BYNES
    Smokin' From Drug Pipe
    Driving Illegally



    EXCLUSIVE
    [​IMG]Amanda Bynes was driving aimlessly for hours Tuesday ... while smoking out of what appears to be a marijuana pipe and tooling around L.A. on a suspended license.

    The photos -- obtained by TMZ -- show Bynes taking multiple hits out of a pipe that is designed to look like a cigarette lighter in your car.

    [​IMG]In one shot, you see what appears to be remnants of marijuana in a cup holder. Some of the nugs appear burnt -- as if they had already been smoked.

    [​IMG]The car is a mess. Trash is strewn everywhere. There are stains on the seat, empty bottles, dog hair and various other items.

    Amanda started her journey at Baja Fresh in the San Fernando Valley, where she smoked from the pipe in the restaurant parking lot and ate tacos. She then went to a spa, where she spent 3 hours. We're told Amanda then drove without purpose for several hours, sometimes cutting off other drivers and violating various traffic laws. Amanda ended up at Home Depot, where she again took a hit from the pipe in the parking lot.

    TMZ has confirmed ... Amanda is driving illegally, because the DMV suspended her license on August 25. As for why her license was yanked, we believe it's because she refused to take a sobriety test when she was busted for DUI in April. In California, such refusal results in automatic license suspension.

    TMZ broke the story ... Amanda has been charged with 2 hit-and-runs and various drivers have complained that she has either hit them as well or created peril.

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    7:19 AM PT -- We now know what Amanda was buying at Home Depot -- multi-colored light bulbs ... including a pink one.

    [​IMG]



    Read more: http://www.tmz.com#ixzz26Mo7RDRW
     
  13. Jake Barnes

    Jake Barnes LOOK AT THAT LASER!!!
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    True sign of a Z-list starlet. If she took herself seriously as an actress she would have been caught with coke.
     
  14. polo is for poors

    polo is for poors Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
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    Slut needs to clean her car
     
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  15. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    females have the most disgusting cars
     
  16. Jack Parkman

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    god damn that bitch needs to clean that car
     
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  17. Wu

    Wu LKY did nothing wrong
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    :shocker: that she is complete trash.
     
  18. colonelrascals

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  19. Kirk Fogg

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    Lol at the phrase "the nugs appear burnt"
     
  20. STEVE HOLT!!!

    STEVE HOLT!!! ... and then there's a kiss, right?
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    I could probably FIGURE IT OUT.
     
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  21. Jake Barnes

    Jake Barnes LOOK AT THAT LASER!!!
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    Well, I guess you think you're ALL THAT, huh?
     
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  22. Joshuam2107

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    Just noticed this post didn't get its due...
     
  23. PeteTopKevinBottom

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    I DOUBLE DARE you
     
  24. Caga palo

    Caga palo Put my pager on a vibe..cuz a Junky is a Junky 365
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    Damn.. tmz looking thru windows and shit.

    Amanda needs to do an adult role and show us those titties!!! :gfa:
     
  25. Sam Elliott

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    Knowing how much the paparazzi is going to be hounding you, I would think actors would figure its probably smart not to do stupid things in public,
     
  26. -Prime-

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    If you read the TMZ article, I don't think she cares.
     
  27. Tony Ray Bans

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    Being famous, even a little, would suck fucking ass. You wake up hungover as fuck from a party and you get in your beamer to go get some Chicken Biscuits. As you're rolling down sunset, you spark up a bowl in preparation for the chickeny goodness and some douchebag from TMZ turns it into a headline.
     
  28. dfmPSU

    dfmPSU don't drive angry
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    I wonder how the tacos were.
     
  29. I <3 bama cock

    I <3 bama cock Sharks are born swimming
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    after a couple rips, probably outstanding
     
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  30. jhooked

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    I'd love to be the legend of her hidden temple.

    Suck it Kirk Fogg
     
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  31. TLAU

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    Pretty nifty little bowls :twocents:

    also looks like schwag reggie in that cup holder :edmond:
     
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  32. Kirk Fogg

    Kirk Fogg "Tell them what they've won Olmec!"
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    :golfclap:
     
  33. phunkybuck

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    looks like there's puke splattered on the middle armrest. nice.
     
  34. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    Women are like cats. They look like they should be clean but in reality they're dirty, disgusting little creatures.
     
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  35. RoyalShocker

    RoyalShocker But I don't wanna be a Nazi
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    You can't have fun in this country any more.
     
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  36. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Her craziness is what I like about her
     
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  37. RoyalShocker

    RoyalShocker But I don't wanna be a Nazi
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    Pussys pussy my man
     
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  38. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    what the hell man. what the hell is SF doing liking a post about vagina?
     
  39. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    pussy = cat

    He said "A cat is a cat"

    Which is correct.

    If he had said "Pussy's a dog" he would be wrong. Do I need to be Mora specific?
     
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  40. RoyalShocker

    RoyalShocker But I don't wanna be a Nazi
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    Logic isn't real popular in that Mexican-American household apparently

    #beantown
     
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  41. STEVE HOLT!!!

    STEVE HOLT!!! ... and then there's a kiss, right?
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    I fuck like I microwave. :yousoright:

    :yolo:
     
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  42. TC

    TC Thoughts arise like butterflies
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    SHE'S THE MAN!
     
  43. dathalfnukkahd

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    my cat was always clean.
     
  44. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    you two cut like a knife.
     
  45. -Prime-

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    AMANDA BYNES
    Pulled Over By Cops AGAIN
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    EXCLUSIVE
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    Amanda Bynes' suspended license finally caught up with her today -- TMZ has learned she was pulled over by police and had her car impounded.

    Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... Bynes was pulled over in her black BMW around 9:00 AM in Burbank, CA. We're told when cops ran her license they discovered it was suspended.

    According to our sources, cops impounded the vehicle and issued her a misdemeanor ticket for driving on a suspended license.

    As TMZ first reported, Bynes was pulled over on September 9 -- but despite having the suspended license, she was given only a verbal warning and let go.

    She was not as lucky this time.



    Read more: http://www.tmz.com#ixzz26gaU8BWj



    AMANDA BYNES
    Serious Mental Issues


    EXCLUSIVE
    [​IMG]Amanda Bynes has much bigger problems than smoking pot and driving illegally ... there's evidence she has serious mental issues.

    TMZ has spoken with a number of people who have had repeated contact with Bynes over the last few months, and the stories are consistent and disturbing.

    Several people from her gym -- Equinox in West Hollywood - tell us, she has been showing increasingly alarming signs of delusional behavior. One person says Amanda came to the gym Thursday looking dazed and began speaking with herself -- making comments and then answering back.

    Another person says when Amanda was on the elliptical, she would stop suddenly and start "laughing hysterically for no reason." She did this periodically throughout her workout. This person says he's seen her dozens of times in the last few months, and says it's apparent her condition is "deteriorating."

    Several of Amanda's neighbors echo the concern over Amanda's condition. One tells us he observed her on several occasions having long conversations with inanimate objects. Another person says people in her condo complex are aware of her condition and her conduct but haven't called her friends or relatives or authorities because they just don't want to get involved, given her profile.

    Some of the people in the building have been upset over the last few weeks, because they believe the media is painting Amanda as a garden variety pothead and they say her problems are much deeper.



    Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2012/09/15/amanda-bynes-mental-issues/#ixzz26gawb3ON
     
  46. TheChatch

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    Bet she fucks like a champ.
     
  47. ANTWONE

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    This bitch knows how to party
     
  48. DUCKMOUTH

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    I thought She's The Man was a pretty damn good movie.
     
  49. PeteTopKevinBottom

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    Is she trying to chow down on a giant nug before the cops come?
     
  50. BudKilmer

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    and would then decapitate your dog, have a conversation with its head and serve it lucky charms
     
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