NSIAP: God damn Amanda Bynes

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  1. Hayden Fry

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    Bat Shit Crazy or woman driver?

    Why does she have to be drunk to get in a hit and run. It is a known fact women cannot and should not drive automobiles
     
  2. swiggle

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  4. Arrec Bardwin

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    Because you are a zombie, and Bynes is just a chubby pothead
     
  5. w2b

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    simple explanation:

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  6. dump

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    this is one of my favorite threads that I have started
     
  7. The Best Alive

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    Quantum Leap reference= Like every time
     
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  8. Aaron Hernandez

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    michigan level
     
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  9. dump

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    hey I forgot to ask earlier but how is your leg feeling
     
  10. Aaron Hernandez

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    feeling a lot better. play me next week if you got me.
     
  11. dump

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    always and forever

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  12. Xander Crews

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    Never understood why these idiots don't have drivers.
     
  13. RMIrish

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    The only "celebrity" currently more delusional than Bynes is Lohan.
     
  14. Odin

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    Hmm, don't care. Let me know when she starts taking her clothes off.
     
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  15. Jigga

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  16. -Prime-

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    AMANDA BYNES
    Barricades Self For 2 Hours
    In Dressing Room



    EXCLUSIVE
    [​IMG]Amanda Bynes went shopping today in West Hollywood ... and locked herself in a dressing room for nearly 2 hours.

    Amanda was shopping at Kin (above) -- a hip boutique. Amanda took some clothes inside the fitting room and stayed for 1 hr. 45 min.

    The clerks heard a banging sound coming from inside the dressing room every 10 minutes or so. One clerk made a distress call to another employee, saying he was concerned about Bynes being hold up for so long. The employee drove to the store to help, to no avail. Amanda wouldn't come out, telling them, "I need more time."

    [​IMG]Amanda finally came out at around 5:30 PM, went to the register and bought a pair of stilettos, a pair of sunglasses and a few other things.

    Now get this ... as Amanda walked out she noticed she had tried on a bathing suit top that was underneath her dress and told the clerk she forgot it was on. Amanda then paid for the suit.

    Amanda saw a few photogs before leaving and then asked the clerk to call her a cab. It's unclear how she arrived at the store.

    [​IMG]Afterwards one of the clerks told someone, "I was so worried about her. I didn't know what she was doing in [the dressing room]. I didn't know if she was overdosing, or doing drugs or what."



    Read more: http://www.tmz.com#ixzz26mjO6XVb
     
  17. w2b

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    lol.

    i hope she dies.
     
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  18. Hayden Fry

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    Bitch is trying to get relevant again,

    Clever Girl

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  19. Hayden Fry

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    Bitch is trying to get relevant again,

    Clever Girl

    [​IMG]
     
  20. dump

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    thats a harsh thing to say dude
     
  21. Snakes

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    giving potheads a bad name imo
     
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  22. Hayden Fry

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    Exactly, people would shit bricks if they found out how many upstanding, working people chiefed on a daily basis
     
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  23. Snakes

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    :welpseeyalater:
     
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  24. jimmy butler stan account

    jimmy butler stan account mpl92, bad (or sick) guy!
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    Haha hell yeah man preach.

    Wait, what?
     
  25. Guns

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    nasty fuckin car. nasty fuckin bitch.
     
  26. Jax Teller

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  27. RoyalShocker

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    If it is wrong to spend a couple of hours overdosing in a stall, then I don't want to be right
     
  28. bturns

    bturns a better poster than Bertwing
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  29. -Prime-

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    AMANDA BYNES
    BOOTED from Gym Class
    For Weird Behavior



    EXCLUSIVE
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    Amanda Bynes
    acted so bizarre during a workout class in Hollywood Tuesday night ... her instructor stopped the session halfway through and kicked her out -- TMZ has learned.

    Gym sources tell us, Amanda was attending a 50-minute spin class at Equinox when she suddenly stopped participating in the class and aimlessly walked around looking to switch bikes.

    Once Amanda found a replacement -- closer to the room's giant mirror -- we're told Amanda started cycling again, but removed her top, revealing a "tiny black strapless push up bra ... not a sports bra."

    Roughly 25 minutes into the class, we're told Amanda stopped cycling again -- this time to pick up her Louis Vuitton purse ... and reapply her makeup.

    According to sources, the actress was doing her makeup -- lipstick, eyeliner, the whole shebang -- for ten full minutes before the instructor grew furious and told her to get out, claiming he couldn't BELIEVE someone was doing makeup in the middle of his spin class.

    Amanda then left the room and the class continued. For the record, the actress has not been permanently banned from the gym.

    See also





    See More: AMANDA BYNES , EXCLUSIVE , CELEBRITY JUSTICE , 1 More


    9/20/2012 1:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF


    AMANDA BYNES
    to Lindsay Lohan
    KARMA’S A BITCH



    EXCLUSIVE
    [​IMG]Lindsay Lohan’s NYC arrest was simply karma kicking her in the ass for tweeting bad things about Amanda Bynes ... at least that’s what Amanda is telling her friends.

    We KNOW Amanda is still pissed over Lohan's tweet Monday which read, “Why did I get put in jail and a nickelodeon star has had NO punishment(s) so far?"

    Bynes is griping ... Lindsay has been convicted of multiple crimes (a rap sheet as long as her IMDB page), while Amanda has been convicted of nada.

    Still, Bynes is telling friends Lohan’s new legal troubles are “what she gets” for talking smack on Twitter … adding Lindsay simply is “not cool.



    Read more: http://www.tmz.com#ixzz272FQe9SX
     
  30. spagett

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    jesus christ how is this news
     
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  31. dump

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    its TMZ
     
  32. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    TMZ is news?
     
  33. The Best Alive

    The Best Alive Interfere w/ dese nuts!

    It's what passes for news for far too many people these days unfortunately.
     
  34. EdmondDantes

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    i think i might pick her up in my death pool
     
  35. Moxin24

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    :laugh: at applying makeup during a spin class

    :laugh: at an "instructor" taking his spin class that seriously
     
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  36. Daniel Ocean

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    I don't think anyone watches TMZ and thinks they are watching the news. It is like saying someone picks up The National Enquirer instead of The New York Times.
     
  37. Moxin24

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    Yeah I don't know any serious person who still reads the NYT for news

    :awesomeface:
     
  38. The Best Alive

    The Best Alive Interfere w/ dese nuts!

    I was speaking kind of obscurely but what I was saying is that stuff like that is the closest kind of thing, to actual news, that they read. A lot of people seem too preoccupied to take the time to read actual news and would rather just look at stuff like that instead.
     
  39. TDCD

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    damn I was hopin this thread had some nudes or something. Good thing I have an excellent imagination :jew::8mm:
     
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  40. CK D Floppin

    CK D Floppin Eat a bag of dicks Bruce

    http://www.celebuzz.com/2012-09-21/amanda-bynes-dropped-by-agent-lawyer-publicist-report/

    Amanda Bynes has been dropped by her agent, entertainment lawyer and publicist, sources for TMZ revealed on Friday.
    According to the report, Bynes’ team decided to jump ship after they failed to get in touch with her over the last month.
    Bynes, meanwhile, feels she doesn’t need them anymore, as she plans to switch careers from acting to fashion, sources claim.
    Bynes’ bizarre behavior has gotten her into a heap of trouble in the last few months. In April, she was arrested and charged with DUI after she hit a police vehicle with her car.

    The former Nickelodeon star, whose license has since been revoked, also faces two misdemeanor hit-and-run charges from incidents that occurred in August.
     
  41. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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  42. -Prime-

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    LINDSAY & AMANDA
    Goodyear Offers
    FREE DRIVING LESSONS



    EXCLUSIVE
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    Lindsay Lohan
    and Amanda Bynes are such terrible drivers ... tire giant Goodyear has decided to offer the actresses FREE driving lessons -- hoping to reduce the danger they present behind the wheel ... to themselves and others.

    A rep for Goodyear just fired off near-identical letters in an attempt to reach Lindsay and Amanda, writing, "We're sorry to hear about your latest driving mishap ... We're concerned for your safety and the safety of those who hit the road each day, and we'd like to help out any way we can."

    In case you forgot, Lindsay's latest mishap occurred this week -- when she was arrested for allegedly hitting a pedestrian in NYC and fleeing the scene. Amanda's had countless mishaps in the last several months -- including two alleged hit-and-runs and one alleged DUI.

    Goodyear's solution -- the tire company says it wants to fly the girls out to its headquarters in Akron for "a private 1-on-1 lesson with our professional drivers -- no paparazzi allowed -- who can show you all the do's and don'ts of driving safely."

    According to the letter, Goodyear is offering Amanda and Lindsay full access to its awesome test track and course for the lessons.

    So far, it's unclear if either Amanda or Lindsay plans to accept the offer -- but if they don't ... we'll totally go in their place.



    Read more: http://www.tmz.com#ixzz278SiOBeS
     
  43. DUCKMOUTH

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  44. Jake Barnes

    Jake Barnes LOOK AT THAT LASER!!!
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    Bath salts. She's gonna freak out at an All That reunion and start eating faces.

    RIP OopsPowSurprise
     
  45. Don't Hate Me Bro!

    Don't Hate Me Bro! Wigglin my toes on a mink rug...
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    Hope she starts with this one...

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  46. Jigga

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    I hated that cunt, fat people shouldn't be on TV. Don't reward them.
     
  47. FriarJuggs

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    Pretty sure every celebrity has mental issues of some sort.
     
  48. Odin

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  49. Cronk

    Cronk just living the dream...
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  50. Moxin24

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