Official 2012 Big Ten football discussion thread (Why are you still here? It's over. Go home.)

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by VictorHobson, Feb 15, 2012.

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  1. bro

    bro Hey BROther....
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    and his NHL thread title changes are quite good
     
  2. Rabid

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    In some fashion beer seems likely to be sold at Gopher football games (again). For background, when games were off campus beer was sold at the Metrodome. When we moved back on campus the University planned to allow beer sales in Suite/Club areas and not to the general public (as most B1G stadiums are run). However, despite approving the stadium with this plan, the state legislature went populist and passed a law that required beer sales to all 21+ patrons or none in the stadium. The U of M had to discount suite/club seats and is losing about $2 million per year versus their initial plan.

    Today the state Senate passed a bill that will allow them to sell beer in a limited fashion. The details still need to be hammered out but it likely will be available in clubs/suites and a beer garden that is available to the general public.

    After the way the last few years have gone, we need more beer if they expect us to watch Gopher football.
     
  3. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    would rather have him at PSU than wisconsin

    and im assuming he can play this season
     
  4. Corch

    Corch U betta go head panda
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    I bet Emma Royds is fucking thrilled that they got a QB who was the preseason favorite to be First Team All ACC last year.
     
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  5. og543ss

    og543ss ready to party? by party I mean smoke cigarettes
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    oh man this is going to make beating that powerhouse purdue so much harder
     
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  6. Dr. Jan Itor

    Dr. Jan Itor I throb for COB #TeamOutlaw

    theyre probably the favorites in the division
     
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  7. Emma

    Emma U-rah-rah Wisconsin
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    Although he's run of the mill, I'll take him over our current situation.
     
  8. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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  9. pez

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    He already moved to WR?
     
  10. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Do less.
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    The next Aaron Hernandez.
     
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  11. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan I'm not the one who got buttfucked on national TV
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    What am I looking at?
     
  12. Corch

    Corch U betta go head panda
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    The best freshman running back in the Big Ten.

    No big.
     
  13. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan I'm not the one who got buttfucked on national TV
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    So Urban is going to split the best freshman RB out at WR? Seems intelligent.
     
  14. Rabid

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    Sneaky smart.
     
  15. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan I'm not the one who got buttfucked on national TV
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    They'll never see it coming. Well, they wouldn't of if it wasn't for that meddling photographer.
     
  16. Corch

    Corch U betta go head panda
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    Meyer has fucking lost it.
     
  17. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan I'm not the one who got buttfucked on national TV
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    Doesn't have the heart IMHO.
     
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  18. Corch

    Corch U betta go head panda
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    This is incredible! They got the guards in the backfield! The center's on the right! And the quarterback isn't even there!
     
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  19. pez

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    Well he can't have him break 1000 yards and ruin his streak
     
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  20. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan I'm not the one who got buttfucked on national TV
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    Was the first post above a rough draft?
     
  21. scottblue

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    what a slap to PSU fanbase collective nutsack ( I say slap because DOB isn't worthy of a kick).. Will you still field a "good" offense ??
    Rhetorical, of course you won't..
     
  22. Corch

    Corch U betta go head panda
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    No, just an addition because I was too lazy to edit.

    :)
     
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  23. DeToxRox

    DeToxRox Flummoxed
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    Parenthesis, periods, apostrophes, question marks .. Folks I introduce you to scottblue's opus
     
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  24. LMNOP

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    whenever they get smug about something it is the deathblow of it coming to fruition
     
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  25. scottblue

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    my punctuation> PSU's offense
     
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  26. dathalfnukkahd

    dathalfnukkahd dat nukka high definition
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    They're standing around, Butts.
     
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  27. og543ss

    og543ss ready to party? by party I mean smoke cigarettes
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    guys I dont think you all realize how good purdue is holy shit look at all that talent we so fucked without danny how could we possibly score the 17 points that will be required to beat them

    guys
     
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  28. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan I'm not the one who got buttfucked on national TV
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    It'll be OK og.
     
  29. mugRBG

    mugRBG Fan Of: #teamoutlaw/COB, NY Knicks, Chiefs, Jags

  30. 34

    34 your favourite snow mexican
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  31. Dr. Jan Itor

    Dr. Jan Itor I throb for COB #TeamOutlaw

    i hope he likes skittles
     
  32. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Do less.
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    FIFSJ
     
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  33. 34

    34 your favourite snow mexican
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    one of your top DEs you are recruiting this year is from there... they produce a decent amount of talent each year, i don't see why this is funny
     
  34. The Hit King

    The Hit King No, I said buttplug. She's heinous.
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    Victor ate a little Freebird for lunch......:smug:

    I think you're the freebird man
     
  35. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    He is the lowest rated out of the 6 DE's that we are recruiting.
     
  36. mugRBG

    mugRBG Fan Of: #teamoutlaw/COB, NY Knicks, Chiefs, Jags

     
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  37. phunkybuck

    phunkybuck Your pennies have been in my ass
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    DE not really a need this year.
     
  38. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan I'm not the one who got buttfucked on national TV
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    Stop posting facebook pictures of freshmen guys in here. TIA.
     
  39. Spontaneous Cumbustion

    Spontaneous Cumbustion Well-Known Member
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    Seriously we'll probably take only one after last years crop
     
  40. Celemo

    Celemo Meatball's Dad
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  41. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    You're a crop.
     
  42. Vinegar Strokes

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    This is for all you UM faggots

     
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  43. phunkybuck

    phunkybuck Your pennies have been in my ass
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    UM has ugly chicks?

    We landed on the moon!!
     
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  44. StinkusP1nkus

    StinkusP1nkus Trophy Points: 2,000,003
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    I'm struggling to figure out if you thought that was 1. Something we wouldn't have already posted on our team board or 2. Something that shocks us or 3. Something that would upset us.
     
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  45. Moxin24

    Moxin24 Show me that smile
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    There's a reason most of us spent our college years getting a real education during the week and fucking MSU girls on the weekends.
     
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  46. Vinegar Strokes

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    It certainly wasn't any of you fuckers that post on this board.
     
  47. nofatchildren

    nofatchildren End Childhood Obesity
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    How many times have we been over this now?

    It's the only retort you retards ever have, and then at least 1/2 of our team board comes out and confirms they actually did go to Michigan.

    Rinse. Repeat.

    Come up with new material, and stop being a faggot.
     
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  48. Vinegar Strokes

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    I'm talking about how you fuckers brag about banging MSU chicks on the side.
     
  49. ~ taylor ~

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    I definitely fucked a number of Spartans, both during and after college. Your girls love us smart boys.
     
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