OFFICIAL 2016 Summer Transfer Thread - WINDOW CLOSED

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by NineteenNine, May 2, 2016.

  1. Tony Wonder

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    That's so spursy.

    And him no showing on the Everton jet shows how classy he is.
     
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  2. Popovio

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    Everton got Willian'd by Spurs.
     
  3. Spontaneous Cumbustion

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    Good I hope we got him. Don't give a shit about overspending, just want additional depth.
     
  4. Quick

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    Very interested to see who is more shit this season, Wijnaldum or Sissoko.
     
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  5. Pasta88

    Pasta88 Canes, Bruins, Raps, Jays and Sunderland.
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    How pretty much every fan should think unless it's a crippling over payment.
     
  6. ChileanNole

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    It was meant to be, I come back to TSB and Real Mainboard so AC Milan sign their first Chilean ever. Matias Fernandez joins AC Milan. RoyalShocker Bankz
     
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  7. Wu

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    Your gypsy foresight.
     
  8. Pasta88

    Pasta88 Canes, Bruins, Raps, Jays and Sunderland.
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    Some late tomfoolery in the Northeast. M'Vila posted an instagram story (yes they're a thing now) saying we weren't answering his phone calls and that his heart is broken. Then he commented on a Denayer photo telling him to check out the story as that's why he didn't come. Ignote the Turks clamouring for Galatasaray. He signed a pre-contract for January but we apparently won't pat Rubin Kazan what they're asking to get him now.

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  9. Wu

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    @zonal_marking: Newcastle have got £68m for the three attacking midfielders (Sissoko, Wijnaldum, Townsend) from a *relegated* side. Incredible stuff.

    Mike Ashley is a scheming cunty wizard.
     
  10. broXcore

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    I'm not sure this falls under the definition of Spursy.
     
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  11. RavenNole

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    In this market the price isn't HORRIBLE and he is a quality player but not a quality defender. He has a few lapses each game. The ones people remember are the ones that turn into goals and decide games but he switches off far too much for a quality defender. I still think his best position is DM.

    Considering chelsea missed on 7 other guys, have 0 backup centerbacks and are starting a 35 year old PSG had us by the balls and it could have been worse.

    I really don't follow ligue 1 so maybe he has improved his concentration but his defensive lapses at Chelsea are concerning. I look at someone like stones and at least he is young and the thought is the lapses will go away. Luiz is 29. He is who he is at this point.
     
  12. RavenNole

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    Looking forward to Moussa Sissoko going all Albert haynesworth now that he got his big money move
     
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  13. RoyalShocker

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    30M British Pounds for David Luiz is too much money in any market. He's absolute pants.
     
  14. broXcore

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  15. bryix

    bryix in the sleepy west of the woody east
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    Kamil Grosicki to Burnley appears to be off.

    God fucking dammit.
     
  16. Spontaneous Cumbustion

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    I'm glad David Luiz is back in the EPL for entertainment purposes. Love watching him play like a CAM from his CB position.
     
  17. Ace Boogie

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    Lmbo, get fucked Jack
     
  18. VoodooChild5

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    Lol at going to Spurs being a big money move for anyone. I think our highest earner is Lloris at ~£80k per week.
     
  19. Popovio

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    Aguero must be relishing the opportunity to finally turn Luiz into a paraplegic.
     
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  20. RavenNole

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    I was assuming everton with their new owner offered him a pretty good wage package and to hijack it you needed to offer something solid although living in London versus living in Liverpool might be incentive enough
     
  21. Wu

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    Bournemouth became much more interesting of a team to watch.
     
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  22. Wu

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    Bruh they sold him for 50m not too long ago.
     
  23. Wu

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    I love how silly season inevitably brings out wages.

    Such as Daniel Sturridge on 150k/wk
     
  24. Wallcoq

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  25. prerecordedlive

    prerecordedlive Matthew Gertz is my real Congressman
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    Wolves won the transfer window and I won't be convinced otherwise. You all were just living in it.
     
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  26. DelapThrows

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    I have no problem with this sentiment. What you did as a championship side is pretty impressive.
     
  27. Ace Boogie

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    Is there any doubt that Wilshere stays healthy for the first time ever this season?
     
  28. Topper Bottoms

    Topper Bottoms Still the only place to watch the UCL in London
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    Note:

    Windows do not close. They slam shut.
     
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  29. Wu

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    Chelsea fan in the office is claiming there's still a chance they can sign James Rodriguez.
     
  30. Wu

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    They're not like women's doors that you knock on.
     
  31. JonathanCoachman

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    We must have similar sources. Word is that it will be a 6 year loan.
     
  32. RavenNole

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    It's amazing how these rumors with 0 substance get recycled over and over
     
  33. Wu

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  34. Topper Bottoms

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  35. Wu

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    Uncalled for.
     
  36. RoyalShocker

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  37. Wu

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    Well since you put it that way...
     
  38. Topper Bottoms

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  39. Pasta88

    Pasta88 Canes, Bruins, Raps, Jays and Sunderland.
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    Victor Anichebe to the Lads.
     
  40. ChileanNole

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  41. Gaknight

    Gaknight Trae Young’s #1 fan
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    Hopefully that will stop the Bale to Manchester United stories
     
  42. IAHusk

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    Bale to United isn't happening, but transfer bans only prevent teams from signing new players. They can still sell players.

    Technically it only prevents them from registering new players. They could still buy a player and then wait until the ban is lifted to officially register and play them, like Barca did with Arda Turan last season.
     
  43. Gaknight

    Gaknight Trae Young’s #1 fan
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    You think Real would sell Bale if they couldn't replace him? One of their most important players? lol
     
  44. IAHusk

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    Did you just completely ignore the first 5 words of that post?
     
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  45. SugarShaun

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    :blowup:

     
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  46. three stacks

    three stacks gas in the ziploc, now that's loud and clear
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  47. SugarShaun

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    There were a couple “that seems cheap” comments for his transfer to Dortmund but Coach doubled down with

    How about that
     
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  48. SugarShaun

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    Interesting.

    Forgot about Dortmund’s goodbye statement for Mkh. So much salt.
    Roonskie calming everyone’s fears about Pulisic PT and is the most accurate
     
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  49. clemsontyger04

    clemsontyger04 Two offensive coordinators are better than one
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    Yes I made one!
     
  50. Gunners

    Gunners Nicking a living
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    Which Rodriguez, considering I was talking about jerking off dogs, was surely drunk.