Official 2018 B1G Football Thread: Revenge Tour for '04

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  1. Corch

    Corch Take my energy.
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  2. 20/20/20/20

    20/20/20/20 something tasteful but not too bland
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    Hello yes we are excited again but we will be bad next year.
     
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  3. teel

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    My first thought last night when Urb kinda stumbled with the trophy was oh no that's gonna ruin the gif
     
  4. oldberg

    oldberg Thinkin bout thos beans
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    we're going to be fucken terrible next year
     
  5. Vinegar Strokes

    Vinegar Strokes Suck our Dicks. Fire Everybody
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    Everybody is screwed guys. Harbaugh and the #Michigan Wolverines Are finally going to get their QB
     
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  6. HotMic

    HotMic Mr. So-and-So
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    Hello fellow scorned lovers.

    <3
     
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  7. M'ark Pepperonio

    M'ark Pepperonio Free mahi mahi! Free mahi mahi!
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    Let's get fucked up again
     
  8. SugarShaun

    SugarShaun Russ was right, this guy fucks
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  9. Sex Fuckhead

    Sex Fuckhead Winter Came
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    Hey guys I have on good authority that we will never lose another game and we will take all your recruits. Tyfys gbr
     
  10. Emma

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  11. val venis

    val venis hello tyrannosaurus, meet tyrannicide
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    #blessed to be B1G
     
  12. Lipp

    Lipp Spartan Dawg
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    #Iowa Hawkeyes You have been kicked out of the conference because of your gypsy magic victory that led to the B1G not being represented in the playoff.
     
  13. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Whose moronic idea was it to order dry beers?
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    We're back

    to fucking around
     
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  14. Corch

    Corch Take my energy.
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  15. Heesu

    Heesu Dean of Partyology
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    Suck our dicks, everyone else.
     
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  16. Sex Fuckhead

    Sex Fuckhead Winter Came
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    Wonder how the cf playoff ratings will be considering no one from either the east or west coasts will be watching.

    Lowest rated bowl season in history? Discuss?
     
  17. RockHardEnis39

    RockHardEnis39 StEvIS_iN_cBuS/LandlordBob stalks me
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    #1 PSU poster checking in
     
  18. Dirt Dirt McGirt

    Dirt Dirt McGirt Dirtin for Certain
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    Keeping my oar in the water
     
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  19. Corch

    Corch Take my energy.
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    Someone changed the thread icon.

    Don't even care. Go 'Cats
     
  20. SugarShaun

    SugarShaun Russ was right, this guy fucks
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    I haven’t seen Stevis post here yet
     
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  21. RockHardEnis39

    RockHardEnis39 StEvIS_iN_cBuS/LandlordBob stalks me
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    I'm not responsible for keeping track of your fan base
     
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  22. SugarShaun

    SugarShaun Russ was right, this guy fucks
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    I assumed you were talking about the clear cut #1 #Penn State Nittany Lions fan
     
  23. Sex Fuckhead

    Sex Fuckhead Winter Came
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    Frost’s assistant salary pool is $5mm per year. I genuinely don’t know if that’s good. How much do you all pay your assistants?
     
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  24. RockHardEnis39

    RockHardEnis39 StEvIS_iN_cBuS/LandlordBob stalks me
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    I was talking about the clear cut, #1 PSU poster, not fan; me. Stevis is the clear cut #1 #Ohio State Buckeyes poster.

    Hth, please respect my decision. No interviews. Don't @ me
     
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  25. RockHardEnis39

    RockHardEnis39 StEvIS_iN_cBuS/LandlordBob stalks me
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    About tree fiddy
     
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  26. Lipp

    Lipp Spartan Dawg
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    This is from last December:

    Louisiana State ranks first in FBS compensation for its assistants ($5,781,500). For the four Big Ten schools ahead of MSU, Ohio State ranks seventh ($4,546,250), Michigan 13th ($4,308,750), Nebraska 20th ($3,758,626) and Iowa 22nd ($3,610,000).

    So sounds like you’re at or near the top, taking into account those numbers are probably a little higher for next year.

    Also: “Penn State did not provide data due to state privacy laws, and Northwestern did not have to give its totals as a private institution.”
     
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  27. Sex Fuckhead

    Sex Fuckhead Winter Came
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    Interesting considering all but 2 of frosts ACs from ucf are supposedly coming to Nebraska. That means the oc hire is likely going to be a very big name I guess..(I hope)
     
  28. SugarShaun

    SugarShaun Russ was right, this guy fucks
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    I don’t recall seeing a list this year but after the 2016 season USA Today posted a list and that was good for around 10
     
  29. FrankReynolds

    FrankReynolds Awww, bitch
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    Thread title should reflect that the West division are Trump supporters
     
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  30. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Ohio State will have its annual exodus of early entry players declaring, so this will get worse, but on paper we're loaded heading into next season.

    Offense: Replace QB, TE, C, and LT. OL and TE depth are very good. Haskins played a decent amount this year at QB and is more of a pure passer.

    Probably see Weber leave at RB, even though he shouldn't. Probably see 1-2 WRs leave, even though they shouldn't.

    If everyone comes back, we're literally looking at every RB and WR who gained a yard returning.

    Defense: Replace DE, DT, MLB, and S. CB Denzel Ward will leave early and be a 1st round pick. Likely losing DE Hubbard, OLB Baker, and DT Jones early as well.

    DT is very deep, so no problems, a lot of guys have played. Bosa and Chase Young will be DEs, possibly the best set of DEs in the country, but there isn't any proven depth behind them.

    MLB will be Borland, who became starter after Iowa and departing Worley moved back outside. One OLB replacement played in 2017 and was bad. We really need our LBs to step up.

    The secondary has experience, but it was a mess in 2017 other than Ward. OSU's back seven could have issues.

    Freshman punter is back and he's very good. Kicker is back, but we only attempted 1 FG from longer than 40 before these last two games.

    We should go 15-0 and win the national title.
     
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  31. bro

    bro just in a general kinda way
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    fuck you Rutgers
     
  32. 34

    34 just gonna send it
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    Feels good to be back

     
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  33. 20/20/20/20

    20/20/20/20 something tasteful but not too bland
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    It just means the UCF assistants are going to be making a lot of money.

    If they do good, then great it will make them less likely to leave since they are being paid well already. If they suck, then uh oh.
     
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  34. Emma

    Emma Wisconsin
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    That's my fetish
     
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  35. bro

    bro just in a general kinda way
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    Which big ten teams gonna start in top 25?

    OSU in the top 5. Wisconsin, psu, Michigan state, and Michigan?
     
  36. gowolverines8

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  37. Corch

    Corch Take my energy.
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    DL of the year will be back in 2018

    Celemo
     
  38. The Walrus

    The Walrus Sad!
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    Oh cool, so does this mean you guys are finally done fucking around?
     
  39. Sex Fuckhead

    Sex Fuckhead Winter Came
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    So far frost has offered 607 Juco players. Given the current state of our roster, i'd expect 20 of the new jucos to be starters next year. TIA GBR
     
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  40. gowolverines8

    gowolverines8 Well-Known Member

    Yes if we can land a decent grad transfer OT
     
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  41. Steve Prefontaine

    Steve Prefontaine Elite Nekton Mentality #RTB
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    Minnesota's electoral college votes have gone for the Democratic nominee in every presidential election since Nixon in 1973. Yes, that includes Humphrey and Dukakis. Unlike PA which, inexplicably, actually went Trump.

    So did Wisconsin. Fuck Wisconsin.
     
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  42. Steve Prefontaine

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    Back to football, PJ has said that next year we will be younger than we were during this season's 5-7 campaign (year zero). Only way we have a chance is if this year's uppclassmen just weren't boat rowers and we have a couple coxswains in the new group of youngsters.
     
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  43. oldberg

    oldberg Thinkin bout thos beans
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  44. oldberg

    oldberg Thinkin bout thos beans
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    think joe burrow will transfer?
     
  45. WolverineJack

    WolverineJack I dont take vacations or get sick Im a jackhammer.
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  46. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    I don't know anything, but he should. He's good, but he isn't beating out Haskins.
     
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  47. oldberg

    oldberg Thinkin bout thos beans
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    figured with haskins starting over him that would be the case