Official 2019 B1G Football Thread: Much richer than the Suffering Economic Conference (SEC)

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  1. cdaysker

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    About a week ago the head guy of the Nebraska Rivals site said he talked directly with a family member of a player on our team and that the player would be out for 6 weeks minimum with a broken foot

    He was suited up and fully participating in our first spring practice today, without so much as even a shred of tape around his ankle. Good call Rivals.
     
  2. Corch

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    You guys really are back.
     
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  3. Bo Pelinis

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    Bet all my money Dean deleted all reference to the injury to cover his tracks.
     
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  4. goblue31602

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    Gooddamn, you guys must have some good doctors.
     
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  5. cdaysker

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    Well the former team doctor used to snort rails of coke before surgery but I can't speak to what we have currently
     
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  6. herb.burdette

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    It’s not
     
  7. Manny

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    Do you even have another QB? Is Kenny Guiton stI'll there?
     
  8. jokewood

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    Tarik Black should grad transfer to Nebraska after he breaks his foot for the fourth time.
     
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  9. herb.burdette

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    We have three scholarship QBs on the roster in 2019. Justin Fields is a soph. Mathew Baldwin is a redshirt freshman. Chris Chugunov is a senior grad transfer from WVU in his second year with us.

    Baldwin gets decent reports, but I’m not sure I have ever heard Chugunov’s name except when he transferred last year.

    Basically, we could have been screwed if the NCAA did not let Fields play.

    As it is, LSU and Miami will have former OSU QBs starting for them in 2019 and we have Fields.
     
  10. herb.burdette

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  11. pianoman

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    Saw that Day already rolled out the Defense is going to be simpler so they'll play faster. It's not spring practice without at least one of those.
     
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  12. herb.burdette

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    We’re moving a lot of guys around on defense, which is good, because our defense was bad.
     
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  13. herb.burdette

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    Ohio State is one week into spring practices. A few updates:

    -Losing 4/5 of our offensive line will benefit the 2019 team because all of the new starters have a higher upside than the guys leaving (I actually believe this).

    -Every position of defense is open to competition, we are truly a meritocracy where this staff can view all players objectively because they didn’t recruit them.

    -Justin Fields will spend his Spring Break working with the same QB coach as Dwayne Haskins. He’s a real student of the game whose passion to learn is matched only by his athletic skill.
     
  14. MG2

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    We'll see if it sticks, but Harbaugh says they're going up tempo

     
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  15. ButchCassidy

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    maybe a few less 3 TE & 1 FB sets?
     
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  16. MG2

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    Mason is playing DL now, so we're moving to more 3 TE & 1 DL sets.
     
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  18. herb.burdette

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    I’m sure it’s happened, but I don’t remember any assistant going directly from Michigan to Ohio State. We had guys like Chuck Stobart and Elliott Uzelac make their way to OSU several stops removed from Michigan, but this is still weird to me.
     
  19. MG2

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    Mattison's almost 70 and Harbaugh's been quoted in the past saying his ideal scenario is basically to die right after he stops coaching. That doesn't leave a whole lot of time for them.
     
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  20. herb.burdette

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    Probably why so much of Harbaugh’s compensation is tied to that life insurance policy.
     
  21. goblue31602

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    Maybe Harbaugh will cash in some of the time he has saved by wearing khakis every day instead of picking out pants.
     
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  22. MG2

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  23. Corch

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    Michigan -6.5 vs Ohio State

    Looks like the Wolfs are officially back. Congratulations to our Michigan posters.
     
  24. Goose

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    Going to be weird going 9-3 the next few years
     
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  25. Corch

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    Our thread is going to be unreadable during games

    :gross:
     
  26. ButchCassidy

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    I will not be one of the over-reactors, take it to the bank!
     
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  27. Goose

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    It already is :cryingjordan:
     
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  28. Corch

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    "Fire Day. Bring back Urban hurrrr"

    Some of our posters after our first three and out.
     
  29. buckwild

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    Per Harbaugh, they're eager to prove they're more than what happened in Columbus.

    “I think our team, in watching them over the last four months, what I’m excited about is that there are guys who are a bit under the radar but hungry. They’ve really worked to get themselves in shape for spring practices. They have a chip on their shoulder," he said. “We understand what happened in a couple of our ball games last year. There’s a chip on our shoulder, we’re wearing that. But we’re also wearing the fact that in the regular season we were tied for the Big Ten (East division) championship.

     
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  30. Goose

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    Michigan is currently tied for the East division in 2019!
     
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  31. MG2

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    I cringed reading that one this morning. I get why coaches say stuff like that sometimes, but it's embarrassing when they do.
     
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  32. buckwild

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    I'm still trying to figure out what he meant from this part....from what I gather OSU is both co-champion and champion.

    "We’re ready to get it over the top. Get to the top," he said. "Win that championship and have it not be a co-championship. That’s what I’m excited about"
     
  33. herb.burdette

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  34. Fudd VanVleet

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    I solemnly announce to you all that due to the way user Corch treated me in another thread, I am withdrawing my longtime support of The #Ohio State Buckeyes.

    I now consider myself a free agent of sorts. Positively (for me), my renunciation of support for tOSU coincides with the commencement of the Ryan Day tenure, which likely brings perennial 9-3 seasons.

    Please respect my decision.
     
    #384 Fudd VanVleet, Mar 19, 2019
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  35. Corch

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    Look you're going through a lot so I'll give you the next 30 seconds to rethink this.
     
  36. BuckeyeRiot

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    More like Dudd.
     
  37. herb.burdette

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    You can’t expect to make fun of Columbus tattoo artists and have that slide.
     
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  38. Fudd VanVleet

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    "This user is blocked for being a big fat meanie"
     
  39. BuckeyeRiot

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    More like Pudd.
     
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  40. tjsblue

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    Congrats man. You won’t regret it whomever you choose.
     
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  41. Lipp

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    We welcome you with open arms. Cunts stick together.
     
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  42. tjsblue

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  43. dukebuckeye

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    'Cunts stick together' might be my favorite tagline ever.
     
  44. MG2

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    Hasn't MSU and OSU already joined forces, though? Seems like you're still connected to OSU in that scenario.
     
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  45. herb.burdette

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    While we appreciate what Dantonio does to find homes for former OSU assistants, no one likes MSU except MSU.
     
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  46. M'ark Pepperonio

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    You're just jealous we didn't allow you guys into the spart-goph alliance.
     
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  47. herb.burdette

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    We play Illinois for the Illibuck Trophy, that’s all that matters to us.
     
  48. Heesu

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    There is only one trophy that matters.

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  49. herb.burdette

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  50. backinblack23

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