Official 2019 B1G Football Thread: Mullets, Mannequins, and Milk

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Corch, Jan 3, 2019.

  1. Fudd VanVleet

    Fudd VanVleet That's assault, brotha
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    Zinger? Buddy, I support Rutgers athletics. I am not throwing around zingers.

    I root for MSU. Lewerke was just really bad is all.
     
  2. portlandspartan

    portlandspartan Well-Known Member

    Yeah we know.

    We hope he is healthy. But the line could suck. And our offensive staff while shuffled is still the same stale guys. So who knows.
     
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  3. Fudd VanVleet

    Fudd VanVleet That's assault, brotha
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    Things are getting testy in here and I love it!

    Just a bunch of conference comrades participating in cheeky banter!
     
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  4. teel

    teel Dan Jones fan
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    I will be throwing around zingers because the only thing that can intercept them is a spotty wifi connection
     
  5. hood b. goode

    hood b. goode meme account
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  6. Corch

    Corch Hey Joe Rogan, is it almost lunch time?
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    Now wait a God damned minute, Rondale.
     
  7. Corch

    Corch Hey Joe Rogan, is it almost lunch time?
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    He still haunts me like the demigorgon haunts Will Byers
     
  8. buckwild

    buckwild #BucketsGetsBuckets
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    To be fair, if Purdue put Goose in uniform that night he probably would have found a way to get a couple touchdowns against our defense.
     
  9. Corch

    Corch Hey Joe Rogan, is it almost lunch time?
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    Goose in a foot race with Tuf Borland would have been absolute scenes
     
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  10. Goose

    Goose Hi
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    I would gas that cracker
     
  11. pez

    pez Poon Pooning
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  12. Rabid

    Rabid Fan of: DQ Treats
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    It doesn’t sound good. It could be season ending. It looks like Tanner Morgan won the competition by default.
     
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  13. Emma

    Emma is a model
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    [​IMG]
     
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  14. JCort

    JCort oiling and lotioning, lotioning and oiling
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  15. Rabid

    Rabid Fan of: DQ Treats
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    Tanner is 1-0 in Madison.
     
  16. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    Patient Bear waiting for a boob to pop loose.
     
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  17. PSU12

    PSU12 The Grand Experiment
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    Team Gophers
     
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  18. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis WE GO HARD ON EARTH
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    Give us free
     
  19. PSU12

    PSU12 The Grand Experiment
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  20. 20/20/20/20

    20/20/20/20 something tasteful but not too bland
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    Hey guys, just got our first fall camp reports today and it sounds like we are gonna be awesome this year. Sorry guys.
     
  21. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    It’s going to be great when the Big Ten sends two teams to the playoffs this year.
     
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  22. construxboy

    construxboy xenForo is the new TMB
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    Especially when it’s two non-OG teams, Nebraska and Penn State.
    :feelsgoodman:
     
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  23. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Jimmy the Saint has had a table at St. Elmo’s booked for you since 2016.
     
  24. Corch

    Corch Hey Joe Rogan, is it almost lunch time?
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    I've had a nightmare about OSU playing in Lincoln for 69 straight nights now
     
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  25. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye P.G.I.T
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    Nice
     
  26. Sex Fuckhead

    Sex Fuckhead Winter Came
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    Hehehhe just read another practice update lol at you all and GL this season you will need it!

    Our freshman DBs are the best DiCaprio Bootle has ever seen!

    Alex Davis has taken a huge step forward! (Big if true considering he had 1 tackle in 245 snaps last year).

    Wan’Dale Robinson is drawing comparisons to Rondale Moore!

    Wow sorry big 10
     
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  27. Vinegar Strokes

    Vinegar Strokes Suck our Dicks. Fire Everybody
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  28. Sex Fuckhead

    Sex Fuckhead Winter Came
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    O shit this could be a great b10 champ game
     
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  29. Sex Fuckhead

    Sex Fuckhead Winter Came
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    Early reports are OSU is swimming in it and Michigan is moving around well but nothing more.
     
  30. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    They already ruined the surprise with the uni reveal.
     
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  31. construxboy

    construxboy xenForo is the new TMB
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    5) The entire team is color blind
     
  32. 20/20/20/20

    20/20/20/20 something tasteful but not too bland
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    Not sure I would use the word “diddily” when reporting on MSU athletics.
     
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  33. Corch

    Corch Hey Joe Rogan, is it almost lunch time?
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    :leo:
     
  34. og543ss

    og543ss ready to party? by party I mean smoke cigarettes
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    I have never seen the offense look anything more than a dynamic version of Iowa
     
  35. portlandspartan

    portlandspartan Well-Known Member

    If it can simply be standard Iowa this year I’ll be pretty happy
     
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  36. Lipp

    Lipp Spartan Dawg
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    As long as they put up 55 points against #Ohio State Buckeyes
     
  37. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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    I don’t think OSU plays Iowa this year.
     
  38. Lipp

    Lipp Spartan Dawg
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  39. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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  40. M'ark Pepperonio

    M'ark Pepperonio Free mahi mahi! Free mahi mahi!
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    I'm pretty sure 55 points would eclipse our season total from last year.
     
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  41. goblue31602

    goblue31602 Well-Known Member
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    What is a DiCaprio Bootle
     
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  42. goblue31602

    goblue31602 Well-Known Member
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  43. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis WE GO HARD ON EARTH
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    Back middle and also prepare your boners @OSU Fans
    [​IMG]
     
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  44. goblue31602

    goblue31602 Well-Known Member
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    :ohnoes:
     
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  45. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis WE GO HARD ON EARTH
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    See I told you we are back it's right there in the picture
     
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  46. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    The chains, really? I'm embarrassed for you.
     
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  47. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis WE GO HARD ON EARTH
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    Somebody is jealous because he doesn't have all those chains.
     
  48. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    We tried holding ropes a few years ago and it didn't go so well.
     
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  49. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis WE GO HARD ON EARTH
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    But everyone knows chains > ropes
     
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  50. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    We have decided not to post pictures of Ohio State’s players during fall camp because we don’t want the rest of you to feel inadequate and insecure.
     
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