Official 2019 B1G Football Thread: Mullets, Mannequins, and Milk

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  1. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    I know, it makes me so angry.
     
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  2. Celemo

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    Awwwwwwww
     
  3. AaronCE

    AaronCE Swoll Member

    Reasons.
     

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  4. backinblack23

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    Boooooooooooo, our mediocrity continues.
     
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  5. Rabid

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    At least they didn’t try to remake the RHCP Abbey Road picture.
     
  6. herb.burdette

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    Vegas odds are live:

    SD State at Minnesota NA

    Tulsa at MSU -21.5

    Wisconsin -12.5 at South Florida

    UMass at Rutgers -14.5

    Purdue -9.5 at Nevada

    Howard at Maryland NA

    Akron at Illinois -17

    Indiana -16.5 neutral site Ball State

    S. Alabama at Nebraska -35

    Florida Atlantic at Ohio State -27

    Idaho at Penn State NA

    Northwestern at Stanford -6.5

    Miami Ohio at Iowa -21.5

    MTSU at Michigan -33
     
  7. goblue31602

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    My Redhawks are going to storm into Iowa City and... probably lose by 35.
     
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  8. herb.burdette

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    Pretty tough start for nonconference at Iowa, at Cincinnati, and at Ohio State.

    UC is favored by three right now over UCLA.
     
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  9. goblue31602

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    No QB on Miami's roster has attempted a collegiate pass. Good year to load up on cupcakes :facepalm:
     
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  10. RockHardEnis39

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    Classic Bucks
     
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  11. PSU12

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  12. herb.burdette

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    I’m just glad Lincoln Riley is abiding by trademark laws with his use of language. We’re charging a $.10 royalty any time another coach uses “the” in a sentence.
     
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  13. Fast Eddie

    Fast Eddie Ayo my lifestyle’s exquisite yayo like a blizzard
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    With all the absolute stud all-B1G olineman returning for Michigan not sure Swenson would start over Jon Runyan Jr or Andrew Stueber
     
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  14. jokewood

    jokewood I can be spicy
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    RIP Oklahoma Offense, 2015-2018.
     
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  15. Heesu

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  16. 20/20/20/20

    20/20/20/20 something tasteful but not too bland
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  17. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis WE GO HARD ON EARTH
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    Many rolling smileys
     
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  18. PSU12

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    Have come to realize the Huskers are very very defensive of Adrian Martinez
     
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  19. Bo Pelinis

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    He's our one guy worth defending.
     
  20. PSU12

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    You have Frost
     
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  21. Bo Pelinis

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    Eh. We could win quite a bit or be shitty. The one thing most of us are quite confident about is that Martinez will be pretty damn good.
     
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  22. goblue31602

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    Carol does a fine job defending him.
     
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  23. Constant

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    Laughed.
     
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  24. nofatchildren

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    It really does say great things about the absolute dominance of Michigan's OL that a guy line Erik Swenson and his *checks notes* 0 career starts at Oklahoma couldn't even start at Michigan!
     
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  25. Celemo

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    Rewatching the ‘04 UM/MSU game on BTN...fuck I forgot how fast DeAndra Cobb was
     
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  26. Manny

    Manny I love lamp.

    That sprint draw was cancer.
     
  27. M'ark Pepperonio

    M'ark Pepperonio Free mahi mahi! Free mahi mahi!
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  28. Heesu

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    Ah yes, that game. Cobb and Stanton went crazy, and I left early to enjoy the win at home and not ever watch any highlights. What a win!
     
  29. pez

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    Funny stuff

     
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  30. PSU12

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    Saw Ambry Thomas, presumed starter at CB is out indefinitely for Michigan. Now this:

     
  31. MG2

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    I think most people expected Mayfield to win that job, but it sucks for depth if he's out.
     
  32. goblue31602

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    We have reached out to the NCAA to cancel the season, we'll keep you up to date on what they say.
     
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  33. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Whose moronic idea was it to order dry beers?
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    Steuber and Mayfield are neck and neck, so presumptive starter is a bit much. But yeah, Ambry has colitis apparently. Cornerback could be a bit dicey. Hopefully Army doesn’t spread it out and throw all over the park.
     
  34. dukebuckeye

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    :hilldawg:
     
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  35. pez

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    call the burn unit
     
  36. HotMic

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    This guy is an idiot of the highest degree. He has no idea how these deals even work.

     
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  37. dukebuckeye

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    69% of all statistics are made up
     
  38. Bo Pelinis

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    Nice
     
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  39. HotMic

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    Nice
     
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  40. pez

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  41. Bo Pelinis

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    Sorry everyone forgot to log out of my HotMic account
     
  42. Celemo

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    So with the money B1G schools are getting, the SEC is doing a piss poor job with a commodity 4 times more valuable...got it
     
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  43. Corch

    Corch Hey Joe Rogan, is it almost lunch time?
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    I think the B1G owns the majority of their Network and ESPN owns the overwhelming majority of the SEC Network
     
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  44. pez

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    Probably has to do with the fact that the sec doesn’t own any bit of the sec network. It’s just another espn channel. Groundbreaking!
     
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  45. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Whose moronic idea was it to order dry beers?
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    Matt Hayes might want to take Twitter timeout for a while. That’s a pretty ridiculous back-to-back.
     
  46. PSU12

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  47. M'ark Pepperonio

    M'ark Pepperonio Free mahi mahi! Free mahi mahi!
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    20/20/20/20 something tasteful but not too bland
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  49. goblue31602

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    Yeah I'd be curious to see how many of those are corporate season tickets.
     
  50. PSU12

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    tried to find some Illinois numbers to put that in perspective but haven’t been able to find anything