Official 2019 B1G Football Thread: Where we put on 10lbs of muscle over the winter

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  1. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    I never make things like this up.
     
  2. jokewood

    jokewood I can be spicy
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    Really thoughtful of Hoke not to put his players under similar stress.
     
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  3. herb.burdette

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    Al Borges was on that staff as well. Players lived in fear.
     
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  4. pez

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    Please be real please be real

     
  5. buckwild

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  6. M'ark Pepperonio

    M'ark Pepperonio Free mahi mahi! Free mahi mahi!
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  7. portlandspartan

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    Those are sick!! The kids are going to love them!!
     
  8. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint It's like the Weimar Republic in that place
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    The subtlety of the the neon green is a nice touch.
     
  9. buckwild

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  10. mtsucalico85

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  11. 20/20/20/20

    20/20/20/20 something tasteful but not too bland
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    Hey #Ohio State Buckeyes I’d like to inform you that from watching the second half of your spring game, the Nebraska Rivals board has determined that your team is very beatable.

    Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.
     
  12. MG2

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  13. Corch

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    We've already decided this is the road game we get beat by 1000 this year.
     
  14. Heesu

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    Thanks for nothing!!!!!!!
     
  15. Rabid

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    You beat me. But it’s worth posting again.
     
  16. Lipp

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    Kind of a weird play to run in an internal scrimmage, no?
     
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  17. Rabid

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    Sometimes you need to reward the hog mollies for a good spring.
     
  18. Heesu

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    They gotta row the boat somehow, man
     
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  19. Corch

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    Those wacky Gophers, you never know they're gonna surprise you.
     
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  20. herb.burdette

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    We try to to be fair and spread the unexpected upsets around. It’s Nebraska’s turn.
     
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  21. Constant

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  22. herb.burdette

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    Indiana, Maryland, and Rutgers are in line ahead of you.
     
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  23. PSU12

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    Maryland flew too close to the sun in Purdue's year. They should be moved to the back of the line.
     
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  24. herb.burdette

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    Purdue keeps jumping the line.

    They beat us in 2000, 2004, 2009, 2011, and 2018. They took us to OT in 2003 and 2012. We needed a 4th down 50 yard TD pass with a minute left to beat them in 2002.

    Purdue is hogging everyone else’s turn and you guys are letting it happen.
     
  25. Rabid

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    Do you remember when Jay Valai chipped a piece of the shell off Shady Salamon’s helmet?
     
  26. Rabid

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    Posting because Tyler Johnson is awesome and I’m happy to have him back for one more year.
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  27. Rabid

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    More wide receiver dunks from HS.
     
  28. portlandspartan

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    Only football player basketball highlight tape that matters.

     
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  29. yaywaffles

    yaywaffles suck my flaps you piece of shit
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    :laugh: the coach's reaction at 1:24
     
  30. Manny

    Manny I love lamp.

    That is fucking awesome lol.
     
  31. pez

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    That is exactly how I would have imagined him playing basketball
     
  32. goblue31602

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    This is.. amazing.
     
  33. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Whose moronic idea was it to order dry beers?
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    Got some weird looks at the gym because I was laughing out loud at a few of those clips.
     
  34. Constant

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    I especially like when he picks some guy hard enough to separate him from his soul, and fake falls down so he won't get called.

    Accident, ref. Asshole ran right into me.
     
  35. goblue31602

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    Shouldn't have been standing there!