Official 2020 B1G Football Thread: Where we talk about Iowa football then voluntarily kill ourselves

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  1. racer

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    Marriage (between a man and a woman, of course) is sacred and we cannot tolerate anyone who breaks those vows.
    Tough love is just good coachin’. Those boys on the other side ain’t cuttin’ us no slack.
     
  2. Blu Tang Clan

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    Lesson learned, Chuck Grassley. I’ll be better.

    Fleck gets some serious ass, though
     
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  3. Anison

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    Speaking of low moral character and Iowa, here’s a reminder that HUD had to close a loophole in the Section 8 rule after scholarship football player and son of the state’s highest paid employee, Brian Ferentz, got caught using it to get taxpayer subsidized housing.
     
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  4. racer

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    At this point we should be trying to avoid a death penalty.
     
  5. Rabid

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    I think you left out sleeping with booster’s wives in your story.

    But seriously, Binns was a player too. You’ve got some real issues if you hire piece of shit people that you’ve had 4 years to evaluate.
     
  6. PSU12

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    Until a top 5 team goes to play in Kinnick at night once a year. FUCK.
     
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  7. Tug

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    Yes. Fucking strippers is not racism
     
  8. backinblack23

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    When did I deny racism? Was reading comprehension ever taught in the state of Michigan?
     
  9. Tug

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    Read your own fucking question moron. Would I prefer a racist coach or one that fucks strippers? Strippers all day
     
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  10. backinblack23

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    I’ll take that one, I took that one out of context.
     
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  11. hood b. goode

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    Taylor over melvin gordon?
     
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  12. hood b. goode

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  13. racer

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    The extra OL is the B1Gest thing ever.
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  14. jokewood

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    Hard to play with 4 OL after Taylor Lewan gets ejected.
     
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  15. Corch

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    Not picking Zeke is bold
     
  16. Lipp the Gay Liberal

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    Is it tho? This is a career team.
     
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  17. dukebuckeye

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    You’re a career team.
     
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  18. Manny

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    I hope Winston is the QB of the decade. Expert floor general, great field vision, incredible heart.
     
  19. MG2

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    Statistically I think you almost have to. I think Elliott was better than Taylor (or Barkley, for that matter), but Taylor averaged 310 carries, 2060 yards and 17 TDs per year in three years. No one else comes close to that production.
     
  20. Corch

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    He's third all time in rushing yards at Ohio State while only playing for two years
     
  21. M'ark Pepperonio

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    The lack of production sounds like an issue you may want to take up with all the other rbs to go through OSU.
     
  22. Blu Tang Clan

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    Surprised Derrick Green and De’Veon Smith didn’t get more consideration. Doing what they did with nose tackle speed is quite impressive.
     
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  23. Lipp the Gay Liberal

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    Florida State isn’t in the B1G. HTH.
     
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  24. jokewood

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    Not yet. :warn:
     
  25. Tug

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    What are you talking about? Connor Cook is the QB of the decade
     
  26. herb.burdette

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    This might hurt their TE recruiting though, or help it.
     
  27. racer

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    We canned our farm boy king maker. RIP TEU.
     
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  28. hood b. goode

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  29. pennstate2012

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    Jake Butt over Fant, Hockensmith, Gesicki, and Freiermuth is interesting.
     
  30. Mr. Bean

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    Hockenson was the best but only for one year
     
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  31. pennstate2012

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    That one year might have been more productive than Butt’s career.
     
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  32. racer

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    Jake was butt.
     
  33. Tug

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    I was told All-Decade teams aren’t career based awards because that’s not fair so this situation is fishy
     
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  34. hood b. goode

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    if i was a michigan football fan (which im not) id be mad about letting desmond king go to iowa from detroit (but I aint, so Im not)

    again, i'm not a Michigan fan
     
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    Maybe we can submit entries for a “Small Decade Team” feel like this would be more fair to schools that aren’t good at football. I’d like to submit Alfonzo Dennard for Small Decade corner. Coming in at just under 5’10” Dennard was the B1G defensive back of the year in 2011.
     
  36. Celemo

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    hey BTN, go long...

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  37. portlandspartan

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    So far this list has been butt
     
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  38. Corch

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    If we're being honest and totally unbiased this list should have way more Ohio State players on it.
     
  39. dukebuckeye

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    Remember Taco Butt? Lmbo...I member
     
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  40. racer

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    Every Tuesday night!
     
  41. SugarShaun

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    1 OSU DB eh?
     
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  42. Celemo

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    Maybe it’s faulty memory but I thought King was more of a zone coverage guy, not really a man to man guy that Michigan prefers. Could be totally wrong in this but whatevs
     
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  43. Celemo

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    Was Hooker better than Vonn Bell? I thought for sure The all Decade B1G secondary would have at least two Buckeyes. Don’t have a problem with Winfield and Dennard being selected but Hooker and King being chosen over others was kinda weird. Not egregiously weird but weird nonetheless
     
  44. Goose

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    Hooker is the best safety we’ve had since Mike Doss imo. It’s too bad we only got 1 year out of him
     
  45. Lipp the Gay Liberal

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    I think the Dennard choice is kinda odd. I would have put Jack Conklin on the OL and left off Dennard if we were going to get a sympathy spot.

    Is Wyatt Davis as a third OG more deserving than any of OSU’s first round DBs? You’d think Okudah would be up there.
     
  46. Cooler

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    This look is the main reason King was chosen to be on the All Decade team.

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    Also, because he was unreal his Junior year.
     
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  47. Celemo

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    Okudah was fucking lights out last season but there’s a lot of reasons B1G posters called him Okuduh early in his career
     
  48. racer

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  49. SugarShaun

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    So that DL doesn’t use tackles eh?
     
  50. racer

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    Don’t overlook that 2 WR set
     
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