Official AFC Championship Thread: Bengals vs Chiefs

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  1. ono

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    I think Mahomes is currently in fuck you mode so good luck I guess
     
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  2. bro

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    Player excited to play with Super Bowl on the line. More at 11
     
  3. ono

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    13 seconds. Bills fans of all people should know better.
     
  4. racer

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    As a wise media personality likes to say, Lavon is coming out this weekend.
     
  5. theseasonisover

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    Realized today that the game starts at 3:30 out here on the best coast, and I have one kid with a basketball game at 2:30, and another with a game at 5, which means he has to be at the gym at 4:30. Should I go full degenerate and skip the games from the seeds of my loins, or just use this card in the future, and not on the Gap Year Chiefs®️?
     
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  6. racer

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    You’re asking a lot of questions already answered by your username
     
  7. angus

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    You can buy NFL plus for $13 for the rest of the season and watch the game in full after.

    (I personally would skip the kids games)
     
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  8. bro

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    that doesn't even make sense
     
  9. bro

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    I'd just DVR the game and follow along at the gym with your kids. good karma and such
     
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  10. theseasonisover

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    #TSIO :(
     
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  11. racer

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  12. herb.burdette

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    Back to KC -1 now.
     
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  13. Tobias

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    would dvr and avoid the score. if that isn’t possible because of too many chatty kathys, skip the game
     
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  14. Homo Erectus

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    1.DVR
    2.Go to game, turn off phone and wear earplugs
    3. Profit???
     
  15. racer

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    Build a straw dummy to sit in the stands and watch from home
     
  16. herb.burdette

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    Go to your kids’ games.

    My daughters are completely out of sports. My son is the youngest, and all he’s doing now is golf.

    There isn’t a single game in hindsight that I said, damn I should have skipped my kids game and watched that live.

    DVR it. You’ll either watch it happy knowing they won or be glad you went to the games since they lost.
     
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  17. Baron

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  18. Goose

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    Wow. The 859 thing would totally actually be believable because that’s the northern Kentucky area code
     
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  19. Corch

    Corch My son got the Denver Nuggets jeans
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    Well that is a silly thing to say
     
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  20. lfriend

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    Hire Roseanne Barr to fill in for you at kids game and enjoy Tony Romo go oh gee wow I don't know Jim! in real time.
     
  21. MtOread

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    Go Pacheco go

     
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  22. racer

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    That clip is such a disaster. First, he says it’s not about mahomes. Everything offensively is a product or byproduct of that dude’s abilities. Then he mentions Jody, who has not even been activated yet. Then they show clips of CEH and Hardman running the ball. Both injured, CEH effectively has been relegated to the practice squad if he was healthy.
    It’s a true work of art.
     
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  23. EMAW FC

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    airpods man, just have an airpod in one ear and have the game on your phone. leave it in your pocket and you can pull it out to watch every now and again
     
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  24. EMAW FC

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    for you Bengals fans if you know anyone that will be at Arrowhead, have them come out to our tailgate. We'll have the NFC playoff game on, we're a friendly bunch.

    https://www.instagram.com/vandyreid/
     
  25. Baron

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  26. MtOread

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    Same here. This week has been going so slowly too, cannot wait to be out there on Sunday.
     
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  27. Vito Corleone

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    Joe Burrow just gets it

    #swoon

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  28. Baron

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  29. MtOread

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    Have yourself a day on Sunday, Chris!
     
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  30. Goose

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  31. Andy Reocho

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  32. Trip McNeely

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    :gross:
     
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  33. Goose

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    He is taking a lot of heat over that already lol
     
  34. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I’d rather be down the allotment
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    how embarrassing
     
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  35. lfriend

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    Yikes
     
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  36. MtOread

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    A nice culmination of a week of corny ass takes and shit talking. See ya in Burrowhead.
     
  37. herb.burdette

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    This is how you win votes among white, fourth generation West side Cincinnati voters.
     
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  38. racer

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    Idiot. Should have proclaimed it gotta play us dey or who day
     
  39. bro

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  40. bro

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  41. BudKilmer

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  42. Homo Erectus

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    Going to the game.Tickets are stupid cheap on ticket master bc the weather. Friend was sick and tried to unload them and was going to lose a lot of money anyways so he sold them to me on a steal.

    Will make it up to him at some point.
     
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  43. devine

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    Got some wings, a 30 rack of beer, and tons of friends. Should be a good day lol
     
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  44. racer

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    My usual game partners weren’t about that weather and I wasn’t going to drive the 4 hours each way and go myself, so I’m staying home. Ticket prices were almost tempting enough to go down myself, but not quite.
     
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  45. Homo Erectus

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    What are the rest of them going to drink?
     
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  46. devine

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    Twisted Teas
     
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  47. Homo Erectus

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    I'm more of a Mike's Hard Lemonade man myself
     
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  48. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    You are a man of class
     
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  49. bertwing

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    Your friends are just out of camera view though
     
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