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Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Stringer Bell, Apr 2, 2012.

  1. Redav

    Redav No puppet. No puppet. You're the puppet.
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    Lot of people parroting "the fiance beat his ass" story.
     
  2. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it No one cared who I was until I put on the mask
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    this is the only time I'll ever be enthusiastic about encouraging another picture of someone's prick being brought onto this earth btw
     
  3. hogfan

    hogfan Well did he cum or what?
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    I think that will be everyone's fear for the next several weeks now :laugh:
     
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  4. Talking Head

    Talking Head The Bag Man.
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    It is kind of weird that the chick didn't have a scratch on her after a motorcycle wreck. Sorry, but that shit tends to leave a mark.
     
  5. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    He was having dinner with his wife. I really don't give a shit
     
  6. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    I really wouldn't doubt that Petrino got the fuc beat out of him. I would have done the same thing if I found out
     
  7. dump

    dump My Heart is Gold, But My Dick is Platinum
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  8. TwoPoor

    TwoPoor #TCOTMB
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    You survived that motorcycle accident... and you don't have a scratch on you.
    [​IMG]
     
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  9. Hogview

    Hogview Fan of the Green board, Razorbacks
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    DUI's are like speeding tickets in Fayetteville, non issue
     
  10. Talking Head

    Talking Head The Bag Man.
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    There is no way I'd be worried about hiring a guy who's had a DUI before, especially given that circumstance.
     
  11. hogfan

    hogfan Well did he cum or what?
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    I have been told that she did in fact have injuries. Just nowhere near Bobby's injuries though.
     
  12. wes tegg

    wes tegg Donkey sauce.
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    She could be bruised as fuck on her body and we wouldn't know.
     
  13. dump

    dump My Heart is Gold, But My Dick is Platinum
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    [​IMG]
     
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  14. hogfan

    hogfan Well did he cum or what?
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    Yeah I was told that she did have scratches and bruises on her arms and knees.....(insert funny sex joke here).
     
  15. Redav

    Redav No puppet. No puppet. You're the puppet.
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    Considering I should have been arrested for DUI about 80 times in my life, I can't really look down on it.
     
  16. hogfan

    hogfan Well did he cum or what?
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    Yeah there is a pretty large chunk of America that can say the same thing.
     
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  17. Redav

    Redav No puppet. No puppet. You're the puppet.
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    My number is probably much higher than that, I just have no way to quantify it.
     
  18. TwoPoor

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    Total scumbag

    /farva post
     
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  19. audrew

    audrew Master of Education
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  20. Redav

    Redav No puppet. No puppet. You're the puppet.
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    Well that is just the number of times I would have been arrested. I don't feel like I have ever driven where I would have killed someone.
     
  21. dump

    dump My Heart is Gold, But My Dick is Platinum
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    :edmond:
     
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  22. * J Y *

    * J Y * TEXAS
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    Yea I'll never judge anyone for a dwi for the same reason. The guys I know with three though, different story.
     
  23. hogfan

    hogfan Well did he cum or what?
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    Yeah drew. Dump is all over every bit of Razorback news and pictures so don't feel you need to post. He's probably already posted it 6 times :laugh:
     
  24. Corky Bucek

    Corky Bucek Fan of: Batting .750 on JC QB Transfers Since 2010
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    :laugh:
     
  25. skattles

    skattles Jane Goodall Among the Silverbacks
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    dumptime did it
     
  26. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 The beer we got drank pretty good don't it
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    I see jorts why was a UF fan supporting Bobby

    late to the party facepalm for self isn't enough
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  27. eHo

    eHo Fan of teams that never win shit and the Seahawks.
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    According to deadspin, BP exchanged nearly 200 texts and picture messages with Alison Melder. Alison Melder was 2008's Miss Bikini USA and Miss Motorcycle Mania.
     
  28. TwoPoor

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    I am reconsidering my previously established stance on not respecting his game.
     
  29. Red Rover

    Red Rover Play me some pimpin' mane
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    what the fuck. bobby has to be packing

    allison melder.jpg
     
  30. TwoPoor

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    Jesus. Consider his game respected.
     
  31. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    :petrinosmug:
     
  32. hogfan

    hogfan Well did he cum or what?
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  33. lazy bum

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    "There were seven picture messages sent, all from Melder to Petrino."

    waiting patiently.
     
  34. eHo

    eHo Fan of teams that never win shit and the Seahawks.
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    Also, I snaked dump on the story, no big deal.
     
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  35. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 The beer we got drank pretty good don't it
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    could you imagine a party with Big Ben, Tiger, and Petrino
     
  36. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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  37. TwoPoor

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    It would be good clean fun until Ben started dragging women into bathroom stalls by their hair.
     
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  38. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    for tiger to finish them off :pissmonkey:
     
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  39. hogfan

    hogfan Well did he cum or what?
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    That plus Tiger going "watch me putt from the rough baby"

    Bobby "Any you ladies want to ride on my hog? We've got to watch those turns though, they're a killer"
     
  40. HatterasJack

    HatterasJack Only took me two years to change this
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    Funny what giving sluts $20k in cash will do to a man's appearance and penis size.
     
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  41. VictorJ24

    VictorJ24 ACC, ACC, ACC!!!
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  42. Hogview

    Hogview Fan of the Green board, Razorbacks
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    Since this is out in the open now, I knew about Alison Melder and BP. Friend of mine was hooking up with her a few months ago. One morning she got a text and told my buddy to look who it was from. It was BP texting that he was coming into town and had to see her.
     
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  43. eHo

    eHo Fan of teams that never win shit and the Seahawks.
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    he was happily taking BP's sloppy seconds? That's pretty weird.
     
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  44. Jake Barnes

    Jake Barnes [Insert] for Heisman
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    :edmond:
     
  45. Hogview

    Hogview Fan of the Green board, Razorbacks
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    He's been hooking up with her for awhile now. He didn't know she was fucking BP, not his fault.
     
  46. Biff Bridges

    Biff Bridges The words, you're good with the words man
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    Honorable you were willing to cover this up for your program, but you should have let this out sooner.
     
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  47. eHo

    eHo Fan of teams that never win shit and the Seahawks.
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    Ahh, I read it like she knew it was BP and wanted your buddy to see it.
     
  48. Handcuffed

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    yeah, wtf. we have a huge thread on shit about famous people/athletes that we know about

    just another example of the shitty arkansas fanbase not thinking about the greater good