Official Canon Star Wars Thread: Every choice you have made has led you to this thread.

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  1. bwi2

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    take it up with China
     
  2. WhiskeyDelta

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    Seeing ANH drive-in style style tonight.

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  3. PeterGriffin

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    Not the opening crawl that I remember, boooo show us the despecialized version!
     
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  4. Artoo

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    Well, don't expect any live-action Darth Maul. Ray Park is not Disney friendly anymore. Apparently a video of him fucking his wife was posted on his Twitter. Deleted, but that's not a great move in Disney's eyes.
     
  5. PeterGriffin

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    :tmbtailgate:
     
  6. Aussie

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    I don't want anymore Maul anyway. Feel like we've seen plenty of his story and that time period.
     
    #14156 Aussie, Jul 27, 2020
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  7. zeberdee

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    ehhh I think they could reconcile that if they wanted to.
     
  8. PeterGriffin

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    This begs the question, is Maul's dick, canonically:
    A) red, B) black, or C) swirly?
     
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  9. AlternativeFactsRule

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    His dick is no longer attached to his body thanks to Kenobi
     
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  10. Artoo

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  11. lazy bum

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    Also, Ray Park ain’t the only guy who can play Maul.
     
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  12. TheGrifter

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    I actually don’t think Park could Maul in a movie which requires any real dialogue. He wasn’t cast in the role for his acting chops. I think he had like 2-3 lines in PM. Guy more of a stuntman than a real author.

    I don’t doubt for a second they wouldn’t have cast someone else in anything revolving around a live action Maul. Hell, they recast him in all the animated episodes besides one.
     
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  13. ~ taylor ~

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    I can't drag myself to watch the first one again.
     
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  14. TheGrifter

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    I honestly hated Avatar because they just essentially slapped special effects on the exact plot of Dances with Wolves and The Last Samurai.

    I won’t watch another minute of that garbage.
     
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  15. Aussie

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    Avatar was awful. The only movie I ever fell asleep during in the theater. Will never watch another.
     
    #14165 Aussie, Jul 28, 2020
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  16. PeterGriffin

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    I've only walked out of one movie in theaters. Wasn't Avatar, it was that Benjamin Button shit. I guess I missed the point but I could only stand about half an hour.
     
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  17. PeterGriffin

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    Relevant to our recent discussions on Maul, I present, spoilered for size
    Garth Maul
    [​IMG]
     
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  18. Aussie

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    My GF dragged me to Moulin Rouge years ago. I didn't even know what it was. I walked out. No fucking way.
     
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  19. WhiskeyDelta

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    Well this is just blasphemous
     
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  20. Aussie

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    Which part?
     
  21. Artoo

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    Darth Brooks, imo
     
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  22. IV

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    :golfclap:
     
  23. Pelican Grove

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    These actually make a lot of sense
     
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  24. bigpig

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    He looks like a Star Wars alien.

    Like a real life Dexter Jetser
     
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  25. Sir Patrick Stewart

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    It’s weirdly been stuck in my head who it reminded me of, but I finally figured it out. Coincidentally enough another Lucas, British actor Matt Lucas.

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  26. Wu

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    Excited for bad batch show

    it would make sense for them to link up with Saw and Partisans
     
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  27. admiralawesome1

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    Benjamin button is the only movie I’ve walked out of also. I probably would have toughed it out, but the girlfriend at the time wasn’t Going to make it
     
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  28. Wu

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    Only way to watch avatar is 3D in theater

    Worthless any other way
     
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  29. CF3234

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  30. IV

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    Not to bring politics into everything but I hope they drop it at a moment that pisses Trump off.
     
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  31. Andy Reocho

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  32. zeberdee

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    so this never happened, right?
     
  33. lazy bum

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    nope. As with most online Star Wars rumors, it was wrong.
     
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  34. Aussie

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    I've seen a rumor every week for the last month that the Mandalorian trailer is dropping that week.
     
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    everybody getting those clicks.
     
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  36. Mr Bulldops

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    Even a broken clock is right twice a day
     
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  37. Nelson

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    Feel like the trailer will be soon. Maximum two months out
     
  38. Wu

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    Don’t even release a trailer.
     
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  39. bigpig

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    Just a tweet and a press release.
     
  40. Aussie

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    I hope this season is longer than the last. If not, we definitely need less filler episodes.
     
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  41. DelapThrows

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    I think you missed the point. It’s a serial with stand alone pieces to explore the galaxy.
     
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  42. Aussie

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    We can explore the galaxy in the books and comics. With only 8 30 minute episodes there is no excuse for filler. I want a tightly woven story.
     
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  43. Mr Bulldops

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    We can do that too. Mandalorian is perfect how it is, and I hope they make 100 more seasons just like the first.

    Well, maybe fix the sound editing. I got tired of having to turn it up to hear any sort of dialog and then go deaf as soon as the shooting would start
     
  44. KeepingItRealSince1853

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  45. fsugrad99

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  46. Jack Parkman

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    It did feel like they didn’t know wtf to do with the character after the 1st one
     
  47. Truman

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    They didn’t know wtf to do w anything after the first one. They had no plan.
     
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  48. Aussie

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    Yeah, they botched all the characters. Not just Finn. But given that he was the first major black character in Star Wars that does make it disappointing.
     
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  49. Wu

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    It is funny that they confirm the S2 release date immediately after his comments
     
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