Official Canon Star Wars Thread: UNLIMITED POWER!

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Wu, May 31, 2016.

  1. lazy bum

    lazy bum active consumer
    Donor TMB OG

    Rebels follow up is officially Star Wars Resistance.

    presumably we'll eventually see Ahsoka, Sabine, and Ezra in this.
     
    CF3234 and Artoo like this.
  2. zeberdee

    zeberdee wheel snipe celly boys
    Donor TMB OG
    Penn State Nittany LionsPhiladelphia PhilliesPhiladelphia 76'ersPhiladelphia EaglesPhiladelphia FlyersArsenalPhiladelphia UnionUnited States Men's National Soccer Team

    meh...was hoping for something a bit more open-ended.
     
    Doc Louis, FarmerBrown and bigjrock like this.
  3. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Missouri TigersSt. Louis CardinalsChicago BullsSt. Louis BluesEvertonBook Club

    Anime as in the japanese style cartoons? Oh please no...
     
    FarmerBrown and IV like this.
  4. Wu

    Wu Nope.
    TMB OG

    :cryingjordan:

    Although the fighter pilot basis is another ode to Lucas

    And it’s not even going to be on the Disney streaming service
     
  5. Poe Dameron

    Poe Dameron The best fucking pilot in the galaxy
    Donor
    Ohio State BuckeyesNew York YankeesNew York KnicksNew York GiantsVancouver CanucksWWETexas State Bobcats

    I know, Marvel and Star Wars can do what ever they want.
     
  6. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Missouri TigersSt. Louis CardinalsChicago BullsSt. Louis BluesEvertonBook Club

    Still on Disney XD?
     
  7. Wu

    Wu Nope.
    TMB OG

    “It will premiere this fall on Disney Channel in the U.S. and thereafter, on Disney XD and around the world.”
     
    Truman likes this.
  8. Artoo

    Artoo 1312
    Donor

    When does the streaming service start?
     
  9. Wu

    Wu Nope.
    TMB OG

    Some time next year

    Hopefully whatever new series they launch on there will be a bit more adult themed
     
  10. Artoo

    Artoo 1312
    Donor

    Star Wars fans, disappointed before they even see a still frame of the show.
     
    Doc Louis, Jake Barnes, Wu and 4 others like this.
  11. lazy bum

    lazy bum active consumer
    Donor TMB OG

    I'm pretty much on board with Filoni at this point. I'll give him the benefit of the doubt until at least sometime in the 2nd season.
     
    Wu, IV, CF3234 and 2 others like this.
  12. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
    Donor
    Florida State SeminolesTexas RangersAustin FCNXTAEW

    I trust Dave Filoni
     
    CF3234, bigpig, lazy bum and 2 others like this.
  13. Artoo

    Artoo 1312
    Donor

    So, if this launches on XD in the Fall, and the streaming service starts next year, it could be possible for season 2 to be over there, right?
     
    lazy bum likes this.
  14. Wu

    Wu Nope.
    TMB OG

    Very possible

    In fact it wouldn’t surprise me if S1 is for all intents and purposes done and they’re already starting work on S2
     
  15. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
    Donor
    Florida State SeminolesTexas RangersAustin FCNXTAEW

    Disney using drug dealer tactics

    First season is free, then you bitches gotta pay
     
    Doc Louis, FarmerBrown, IV and 2 others like this.
  16. Wu

    Wu Nope.
    TMB OG

    Maybe our boy Wedge will show up :warn:
     
    Capt Wigs likes this.
  17. lazy bum

    lazy bum active consumer
    Donor TMB OG

    if it's premiering this fall I think season 1 is mostly in the can.
     
    Wu and Truman like this.
  18. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Missouri TigersSt. Louis CardinalsChicago BullsSt. Louis BluesEvertonBook Club

    Maybe we'll see him spit game @ Snap's mom
     
    Artoo likes this.
  19. Artoo

    Artoo 1312
    Donor

    Limping around all gimpy.
     
  20. Wu

    Wu Nope.
    TMB OG

    With a cane, like a true pimp
     
    fsugrad99 likes this.
  21. zeberdee

    zeberdee wheel snipe celly boys
    Donor TMB OG
    Penn State Nittany LionsPhiladelphia PhilliesPhiladelphia 76'ersPhiladelphia EaglesPhiladelphia FlyersArsenalPhiladelphia UnionUnited States Men's National Soccer Team

    there are just so many stories to tell, I wish they would explore a different time frame.

    I'll still watch every week.
     
    FarmerBrown likes this.
  22. ugafish

    ugafish Not a new member
    Donor
    Georgia BulldogsAtlanta HawksAtlanta FalconsLiverpool

    Rebels was more adult themed than the last Jedi. Even more than that?
     
  23. CF3234

    CF3234 Fan of: Bandwagons
    Donor TMB OG
    Miami HurricanesMiami MarlinsMiami DolphinsFlorida PanthersTiger WoodsInter Miami CFGame of ThronesMiami Heat

    Hero or terrorist? Base students host trial of Luke Skywalker with JAG help
    • [​IMG]
    Capt. Brett Grantham makes his opening remarks to the fourth-grade jury at the mock trial of Luke Skywalker, Tuesday, May 1, 2018, at Vilseck, Germany.

    MARTIN EGNASH/STARS AND STRIPES
    By MARTIN EGNASH | STARS AND STRIPESPublished: May 1, 2018

    VILSECK, Germany — In a courtroom far, far, away, Luke Skywalker was found not guilty of charges of galactic terrorism by base elementary school children during an educational trial on Tuesday.

    The trial, part of the base’s “Law Day,” had two fourth-grade classes act as judges, lawyers and the jury in the trial of Skywalker. Base Judge Advocate General Corps lawyers assisted each side in making their case.

    “The primary benefit is to give them an understanding of the American legal system of justice that may be different than what they see in the movies or on TV,” said Dr. Bill Hunter, the teacher in charge of the program. “This allowed students to experience the legal system in a way in which they can understand with characters that many of them already know.”

    “I think this is a great opportunity for the kids to learn about how trials work, and what lawyers do. I mean, as a kid, how many chances to you ever get to talk to a lawyer and ask questions?” said Capt. Benjamin Hewett, the JAG representing Skywalker’s defense.

    The trial began with the prosecution’s JAG, Capt. Brett Grantham, representing the Galactic Empire, telling the jury the horrors of what happened to the Death Star, and accusing Luke Skywalker of blowing it up, killing 5,999 “innocent stormtroopers.”

    Among the prosecution’s witnesses were Emperor Palpatine, Darth Vader and the only stormtrooper who escaped the Death Star’s destruction, all played by fourth-graders.

    • [​IMG]
    The defense team representing Luke Skywalker in a mock trial in Vilseck, Germany, Tuesday, May 1, 2018. Capt. Benjamin Hewett, left, helped fourth-graders Mackenzie Peikert and Ava Langbein defend Ethan Bettis, who portrayed Skywalker.
    MARTIN EGNASH/STARS AND STRIPES

    Each witness identified Luke Skywalker, portrayed by fourth-grader Ethan Bettis, as the culprit responsible for the galactic base’s untimely demise.

    However, the defense pointed out the difficulties of correctly identifying the pilot of a standard X-Wing Fighter spacecraft like the one flown by Skywalker, from miles away and when traveling at thousands of miles per hour.

    “Isn’t it true that Rebel Alliance uniforms look similar to each other, and the X-wing was moving very fast,” the defense’s Mackenzie Peikert asked.

    The defense looked like it could prove it would be impossible to tell who exactly piloted the X-wing fighter in question, until a shocking courtroom twist in the middle of the trial, when Skywalker admitted to blowing up the Death Star.

    All seemed lost for the young rebel from Tatooine, until the defense switched tactics, to proving that blowing up the Death Star was actually the right thing to do.


    Cross-examination of Darth Vader, portrayed by Xavier Maul, revealed to the jury that the Empire not only used the Death Star to blow up the peaceful planet of Alderaan, but also planned on possibly using the star base to vaporize more planets in the future.

    This swung the jury in Luke Skywalker’s favor, and they agreed his actions were warranted. The death of the 5,999 stormtroopers, “though tragic,” paled in comparison to the millions of innocents silenced by the Death Star’s super-laser.

    “During the course of the trial it became apparent that my client (Skywalker) would have to take the stand and explain his actions, and the jury responded well to that,” Hewett said.

    This is the third year a trial like this has taken place to teach the kids on base about the legal system.

    “They were excited that Luke Skywalker was found not guilty,” Hunter said. “They loved taking part in the trial. Even those students that were part of the audience enjoyed it.”
     
  24. Wu

    Wu Nope.
    TMB OG

    Local theater has time placeholders for Solo tickets. Still looks like they go on sale Friday.
     
  25. lazy bum

    lazy bum active consumer
    Donor TMB OG

    I'm staying away from the commercials and features that have been running lately, but this one was pretty good. No movie/story spoilers.

     
    Wu, Han Solo, Doc Louis and 1 other person like this.
  26. KeepingItRealSince1853

    KeepingItRealSince1853 We're Not Cocky, We're Honestly Just That Good
    Donor
    Florida GatorsMiami DolphinsChelsea

  27. Nostradumass

    Nostradumass Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Arkansas RazorbacksNew York JetsAEW

    holy crap that's amazing.

    "I know what I'm doing"

    (He didn't)
     
    BWC, lazy bum, Doc Louis and 4 others like this.
  28. lazy bum

    lazy bum active consumer
    Donor TMB OG

    Solo tickets are on sale this morning.

    My only theater with reserved seating is showing this in 3d and at 1030, which sucks. Looks like I'll have to wait in line like a heathen to get my seats.
     
    Artoo likes this.
  29. Wu

    Wu Nope.
    TMB OG

    Got Friday morning
     
  30. Artoo

    Artoo 1312
    Donor

    Yub nub! Ewok hunt is back for this weekend in Battlefront.
     
    DelapThrows, Wu and Love Tractor like this.
  31. Wu

    Wu Nope.
    TMB OG

    How is it? I was out of all town last week and haven’t had much of a chance this week to game
     
  32. Wu

    Wu Nope.
    TMB OG

    Amazon treasure truck offering 40% off a porg plush
     
    bigred77 likes this.
  33. CF3234

    CF3234 Fan of: Bandwagons
    Donor TMB OG
    Miami HurricanesMiami MarlinsMiami DolphinsFlorida PanthersTiger WoodsInter Miami CFGame of ThronesMiami Heat

  34. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Missouri TigersSt. Louis CardinalsChicago BullsSt. Louis BluesEvertonBook Club

  35. CF3234

    CF3234 Fan of: Bandwagons
    Donor TMB OG
    Miami HurricanesMiami MarlinsMiami DolphinsFlorida PanthersTiger WoodsInter Miami CFGame of ThronesMiami Heat

  36. Nostradumass

    Nostradumass Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Arkansas RazorbacksNew York JetsAEW

    Happy Star Wars day.

    Here's an except from my dissertation on the nature of redemption in the Saga...

    I always thought it was an overlooked subtext to ROTJ that Luke's two mentors (Obi Wan and Yoda) were training him to kill his father (never intending to tell him the truth about his dad). Why? Because they had become cynical and pessimistic. They didn't believe Anakin could be redeemed.

    Anakin, the guy Obi Wan didn't want to train and only did because his master (who actually DID want to train him) gave him a deathbed command.

    Anakin, the guy Yoda refused to train because of dogmatic interpretation to the law instead of pragmatic sensibility, and despite sensing the great ability Anakin had.

    Yoda too, who was so blinded by pride (the Jedi had been on top for a millennia), entrenched in bureaucracy and mired in tired old traditions, failed to see the rise of the Sith and thus missed the fact that by refusing to train Anakin he could have released him into the world to be snatched up by Palpatine and trained as a Sith anyway.

    Yoda was doomed whether he trained Anakin or not. He was doomed by his own slavish adherence to Jedi tradition and Jedi interpretation of the Force.

    Now that Anakin is fallen, Yoda just says "welp, he's gotta die!" Luke however thinks he can redeem him. Yoda thinks that's impossible and manipulates Luke (training him to be strong enough to fight and kill him, without telling him the truth). He even forbids him from leaving to save his friends (who were captured by Vader on Cloud City) all because Luke "wasn't ready."

    Wasn't ready to fight him? No. He was ready to fight, but Yoda knew he wasn't ready (strong enough) to kill him.

    Luke then learns the truth and immediately sets himself on a mission to redeem his father.

    Obi Wan tells him its not worth it ("He's more machine than man," he tells him). When Luke says he wont kill his dad, Obi Wan plays a guilt card ("Then the emperor has already won"). No one believes in Luke OR Anakin.

    But in the end, Luke (the poster boy for the NEW generation of Jedi) was right, his masters (the last remnants of the old Jedi order) were wrong, and love prevails.

    LOVE -- the thing that the old rigid Jedi code forbade, love is what redeemed Anakin and saved the galaxy.
     
    FarmerBrown and Wu like this.
  37. Nostradumass

    Nostradumass Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Arkansas RazorbacksNew York JetsAEW

    No, and it wasn't formatted for message board reading, with line-skips every couple sentences either. That's the draft that became the final product.
     
    IV likes this.
  38. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
    Florida State SeminolesPhoenix SunsTottenham HotspurAvengersSan Diego PadresBorussia MönchengladbachFormula 1

    Dissertation for what?
     
  39. Nostradumass

    Nostradumass Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Arkansas RazorbacksNew York JetsAEW

    alright, "thesis" not dissertation.

    I wasn't getting a doctorate in star wars. It was back in college.
     
    DelapThrows likes this.
  40. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
    Florida State SeminolesPhoenix SunsTottenham HotspurAvengersSan Diego PadresBorussia MönchengladbachFormula 1

    Damn, I was getting ready to go back to school Rodney Dangerfield-style.
     
    bigred77, oldberg, FTK and 2 others like this.
  41. Wu

    Wu Nope.
    TMB OG

    Solo premiere tonight

    Time to go as dark as I like my coffee
     
  42. DelapThrows

    DelapThrows Comforter, Philosopher, and Lifelong Mate
    Donor
    Florida State SeminolesAtlanta BravesDallas MavericksStoke City

    sorta?
     
    IV likes this.
  43. Wu

    Wu Nope.
    TMB OG

    No cream at all
     
  44. Wu

    Wu Nope.
    TMB OG

  45. Squints

    Squints oiling and lotioning, lotioning and oiling
    Donor
    Sporting Kansas CityLiverpoolBig 8 ConferenceNebraska Cornhuskers alt

    Any idea on what channel the television show will air on? ABC seems like an easy answer, but damn I want some violence/language/nudity the way God intended.
     
  46. three stacks

    three stacks hasta la victoria siempre
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Miami HurricanesBarcelonaMiami HeatAntifaAnarchy

    disney's streaming service
     
    Artoo, CF3234 and JCort like this.